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LOL!!!!
aww man that almost made me cry.
remember, when you eat you're just a vaccum with nipples.
Haha... she had to underline her vageen.
Let me hold my vageen first.
When you eat you're just a vacuum with nipples. LOL. Good call RKO.
You know what's good in my mouth?
This carrot.
I've never met a carrot I didn't like...
except THIS ONE!
LOL!!!
hahahaha
OMGROTFLMYAOATMASMBSSTILAV!
oh my god rolling on the floor laughing my young ass off and touching myself and spreading my ball sack so that it looks like a vageen
The sucking sounds on the bicycle seat were priceless.
Haha, I liked these lines:
"My shirt just threw up on my head."
"Another diet tip is if you get too much of anything in your mouth, just spit it out (I know I do.)"
That was lulztaztic!
Best line: "I'm so exhausted, but that doesn't stop me...from reading porn to the blind."
lolz, also "In dieting it's like life; if I don't bleed or cry I'll do it"