pondering airport security

I wouldn't mind having a tazer to play with in the enclosed space of an airplane.

Yeah really.

I say we buck up and provide Glock 9mm's for everybody over 21 on the plane. Shit hell, flights out of Alabama would get delayed less often.

Plus, it will discourage militant muslims from travelling on Delta for cheaper rates.

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Originally Posted by Bailey

Yeah really.

I say we buck up and provide Glock 9mm's for everybody over 21 on the plane. Shit hell, flights out of Alabama would get delayed less often.

Plus, it will discourage militant muslims from travelling on Delta for cheaper rates.

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Orrr we could just wait till someone gets drunk off those awesome little bottles of vodka, gets ann angry drunk, fires the gun into the floor/side of the cabin and causes a violent decompression while cruising.

I say just require everyone to smoke a joint or two before getting on the plan, provide further pot for the duration of the trip and keep the air circulation separate from the cockpit. I promise you, no one will start shit except over the shitty airline food.

Mythbusters proved that firing a hole into the cabin would not cause violent decompression.

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I promise you, no one will start shit except over the shitty airline food.

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have you seen what they give you on flights lately?

blood would be spilled

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have you seen what they give you on flights lately?

blood would be spilled

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We got cold chicken subs rapped in black plastic for our trip overseas. Oh, and the only movies working were Hot Fuzz and the Fantastic Four.

How about we just accept that bad shit will happen and quit making a big deal out of it?

Make airlines have bomb/gun proof cockpits, and say to hell with passenger safety in the possibility of a terrorist attack.

If it happens, and passengers die, just get Rudy on Tv and let him scream "WE LOVE AMERICA, WE WON'T LET ANOTHER 911 HAPPEN, SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE, GO NY, THOSE PASSENGERS DIED SO THE TERRORIST COULD NOT KILL THE BABY OF FREEDOM! HOLLLLLLYYYYYYYY DIVVVVAAAAAA! GOTTA GET AWAY, AAAAWWWAAAAYYYYYYY YEAAAAH!"

That's worst than the first post in this thread, nice work.

If I don't see you post an actually semi good idea I'm gonna assume you are just riding the "I'm gonna make fun of IP to get in with the cool kids cause I love cock" train.

wait, I already assume that.

Sorry.

Not this time, I was specifically regarding your horrible post above <3