I'm saying people should accept that shit happens in real life. Americans don't know how to grieve and move on. There always has to be someone to blame and laws to make to fix "it."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Printable View
I'm saying people should accept that shit happens in real life. Americans don't know how to grieve and move on. There always has to be someone to blame and laws to make to fix "it."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Just stop screening people who go on planes altogether. Let the big redneck cowboys on with their guns and the arabs on with their knife cutters. Just keep the bombs out. That way when the fanatics try to take over the plane they'll have to size up everyone on it. If there's a Texan on the plane maybe he has a magnum. Level the playing field.
From there, you just strap a skateboard to the back of the seat in every row. During the pre-flight instructions, the stewardess can go over skateboard operation right after telling you how to put on the knee pads. The skateboards are locked in place and the captain can release them from a control panel in the cockpit.
So when a terrorists stands up and is like "Do as I say. I have a box cutter or a nail clipper or a bottle of Pert Plus or whatever", the captain just arms and releases the decks and gets on the intercom like "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 720 his ass".
lol jesus christ dude
skate or die imo...Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
They need to add a new section.
Coach, Business Class, First Class, and 72 Virgin Class.
Defuse all motivation for blowing yourself up.
What's so great about virgin's anyway?
I'd rather die and go to heaven where 72 hot, horny and experienced women wait for me.
You live in Japan. Aren't there places like that on every corner?
Well yeah, but just saying.
Who wants to fuck a virgin? Seriously?
The Hitler Rape Machine? Just needs 'em.