What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

There's a Town Hall this afternoon too. I hope I don't bite someone.

Grandpa #2 is taking a turn for the worst. Weak and sick. The problem is that he has a rather remarkably resilient body despite his mental deterioration. He's probably going to just be old, sick and miserable.

Why are we trying to lengthen lifespan again?

Because we are afraid.

Old people vote Democratic, Democrats back the drug companies, drugs keep the old people alive. Repeat.

Is your Grandpa's disease infectious? If I have to eat people to live, I think it would be better to eat the infirmed.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Yeah dude, the memory part is the fucking worst. I'm gunna take your idea, but add an entire trunk and backseat full of C-4 and drive into an elementary school.

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Yeah man. Everyone thinks losing your hearing and vision sucks the worst. But at least you can still see blurs, smell nice things and eat the fuck out of a delicious chocolate cake on your birthday. Time for enjoying or worrying about money and stuff like that may be over, but you probably appreciate the small things a whole lot more.

Anyway good luck, brah. Don't feel down about the gramps. It sucks, but man he had a hell of a ride at such an old age, right? Maybe we'll get to be as lucky some day.

Both of my grandfathers had (have) Alzheimer's. And cancer.

I am *fucked*

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

Both of my grandfathers had (have) Alzheimer's. And cancer.

I am *fucked*

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Clearly your only choice is to live hard and die young.

Me and the coworker who sits next to me are the only people in our entire office who has not asked our manager about if we will be closing early today. We haven't even gotten 3 inches of snow yet today, and it is just supposed to be slow and steady snow for the rest of the night. These people live in Wisconsin, we don't close work because it is snowing. This isn't elementary school for fucks sake.

I think both of mine died of heart attacks. Though one of them may have been cause by one of like 5 mistresses.

I better stay on this diet (and not fuck women that might actually kill me).

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Originally Posted by Mman

Me and the coworker who sits next to me are the only people in our entire office who has not asked our manager about if we will be closing early today. We haven't even gotten 3 inches of snow yet today, and it is just supposed to be slow and steady snow for the rest of the night. These people live in Wisconsin, we don't close work because it is snowing. This isn't elementary school for fucks sake.

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If I eat these people will it put more work on you?


I am afraid that soon I can not be trusted to make good decisions. So, I am making a checklist of who I can eat when I turn.

infirmed
stupid
lazy
tailgaiters
18st gang
Republicans

Papou had Alzheimers. Grumpa is, like, 86 years old and could still kick my ass. Shit, probably even Kidnemo's ass.