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This reminds me of the day I got married. The wedding started in a couple of hours (or maybe less) and my buddies and I were all putting on our tuxedos. My tux did not fit at all and that's when I noticed that I had my soon to be father-in-law's tux. We had to race over to my wife's parents house and switch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
One of my co-workers is getting fired. I'm getting his felony trial that's going next Monday, with only four days to prep it.
Can't you ask for a continuance or something?
No, because the Defendant did not waive time for trial. Plus, judges usually don't find that to be good cause for a continuance because they see attorneys in the DA's office as fungible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Error
female friend is about to get 33k in plastic surgery on her face.
She in no way needs it. She looks like a model.
Which I pretty much said, in slightly more tactful less ass kissing manner. But I pointed out that I hope it all goes well and she comes out happy and safe.
And one of her cunt friends comes down on me for it. Like, what the fuck am I suppose to do? She's got the fucking estimate already. She's made up her mind. I don't want her to go under the knife thinking I'm angry with her.
Fucking women. Man.
youtube doesn't have Dan Aykroyd driving through the paint factory in a tank bit in english
just this foreign dub crap
Who's paying that 33k? I bet it's not her.
Her Russian pimp.
buttcheeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Yes, it's a Yahoo! article, but holy fuck. Really?
A Philly business owner may get sued by the city for cleaning up a mess the city's unionrefused to clean. So now they want him to return the lot he cleaned up (which had 40 tons of trash) back to its original condition.
The business owner said it best: "For a private developer to create a garden, it's a question of who gets credit. To do it without their blessing, you're basically insulting them. I'm not looking for a thank-you, but I'm not looking for a big F.U."