What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

is it the Skye or whatever that notonlyamibrokebutialsohaveasmallpenis model is called?

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Now it's the ihavemoregoingformethanyoueverwillfattybuyanotherflanneldicktardbutkeeptryingtogetatm eitscute model in silver. Also, it covers for my small penis.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I keep forgetting to sign my posts. How the fuck does James find the energy to do it for 7 years?

Drewbacca

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maybe he has a script

buttcheeks

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Originally Posted by Bailey

Now it's the ihavemoregoingformethanyoueverwillfattybuyanotherflanneldicktardbutkeeptryingtogetatm eitscute model in silver. Also, it covers for my small penis.

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I like how you think you know what i do or don't have going on.

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

this girl i've been dating suddenly has a "medical problem" and has essentially ended things. I really hope it's legit and that she's not lying to me. either way, i'm pretty bummed out.

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Medical problem? Maybe her vagina has gotten huge and TR is not enough to satisfy her. Either way, it is pure BS. Tell her to get better at making excuses

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Originally Posted by Type Ryan

this girl i've been dating suddenly has a "medical problem" and has essentially ended things. I really hope it's legit and that she's not lying to me. either way, i'm pretty bummed out.

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Kind of sucks that you have to hope she has medical problems... I know what you mean but it sounds shady either way. On one hand, she's a lying bitch. On the other hand, she's a nice girl that has medical problems. Nice options.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Medical problem? Maybe her vagina has gotten huge and TR is not enough to satisfy her. Either way, it is pure BS. Tell her to get better at making excuses

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We talked about things last friday and that's what she said. I told her I was old enough to handle the truth (i.e., if you don't want to see me anymore, just say it), but she said that's the case and couldn't go into further detail about her "condition". The lack of detail leads to believe that 1.) it's a std - a bad one 2.) embarassing condition no one should share or 3.) she's making a bad excuse to not date anymore.

c'est la vie. I will now boycott women for a whileexcept hookers. It seems whenever I get fired up about a girl, I get let down.

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

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Originally Posted by Nomi

Kind of sucks that you have to hope she has medical problems... I know what you mean but it sounds shady either way. On one hand, she's a lying bitch. On the other hand, she's a nice girl that has medical problems. Nice options.

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Double-edged sword imo. either way, I lose.

Edit: I guess the good thing is, we didn't have sex so no worries about a possible "medical problem".

Dating is like fishing. Most of the time, you throw them right back into the ocean. And when you find a good one, you have to work like a horse to reel it in.

Quote stolen. I like.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Dating is like fishing. Most of the time, you throw them right back into the ocean. And when you find a good one, you have to work like a horse to reel it in.

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sticking your cock into the water doesn't seem like much work to me, but whatever.

there's a joke here. i feel it... oh... it just left.

Gotta be quick with these things.