What's Bugging You Today? Volume 3, Part 1

Then I'd get the aids and herpes on my hands. Wouldn't that just be great! As if the genital warts weren't enough! Wait a minute...

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

These dirty, smelly fucks walked into the store wanting to trade in an N64 and some games. I really wanted to tell them to fuck off and take their Pepsi covered system with them; but, nine times out of ten when I do that, they just come back when I'm not working and one of the simpletons will take the shit in, and then leave it all for me to deal with.
So I look at it, and it is totally disgusting, but it has an expansion pak and Mario Party 3. I figure a little Windex and alcohol, and this junk can be sort of salvageable. I give them their credit, they buy their stuff and leave.

I pop off the cover to clean out where the exp. pak was and start cleaning around the edges with a q-tip. I then decided, wtf, I'll pop out the Exp. pak and do a real thorough job. THERE WERE FOUR DEAD ROACHES IN THE SYSTEM UNDER THE EXPANSION PAK! I grabbed a few bags and threw the system into them, tying each one off before I put it into the next. THERE'S ROACH SHIT ON THE COUNTER WHERE THE SYSTEM WAS SITTING!

I hate white trash so god damned much.

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When I worked at Funcoland we had to deal with this shit. I fucking can't stand that crap. *shudders* I remember we had this full on white trash family come in with an NES just like you described the N64, covered in soda and filth. So I take the system hook it up to a tv, grab one of their games slide it in and as I do I hear this disgusting crunch noise. I pull the cartridge out and theres a roach now split in half, with antennae still twitching. I flipped out and lost it, I dropped the cartridge and told them to get this disgusting shit out of the store, that I wasn't having my store infesting with roaches cause they lived like filthy animals. I think the only reason they didn't say anything is cause everyone in the store was basically going OMG thats disgusting and giving them horrible disgusted looks.

I support your hate of white trash man. Fucking filthy and disgusting, UGHHH hate that shit.

SSJN, how much did you give them for all that roach shit?

much less than I would have, much more than I should have.

40 bucks?

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

They brought a radio into work instead of listening to others ipods. For some reason the people I work with want to listen to the same songs over and over and over an--ITSTOOLATETOAPOLOGIIIIIIIIIIIIZE TOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

Edit- Actually, they just played Snow for some reason.

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I hate the radio in general. Yet this song is not that bad.

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Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name

much less than I would have, much more than I should have.

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Dude, I am not asking for trade secrets here :D

Back in the piracy days I ran into lots of dead roaches modding Playstations. Yuck.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

Nothing says "I love you?" like rape.

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I don't remember you ever seeming this creepy before.

Also my pants are bugging me today. Thats all though really. Nothing else.

If it makes anyone in this thread feel better though, because I said that, I will have a horrible day tomorrow.

The nice thing at VGD is that if anyone brought any nasty crap like that in we'd just tell em to fuck off.

Also I'm bored out of my mind with nothing to do at the moment.