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Wait, what? Really? I'm totally shocked by thi...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Oh wait, I guess I'm not. (Thought "furry" might not have been the proper word I was looking for there. Perhaps "animal fucker".)Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi from 2006
Good ol' boy.
Never meanin' no harm.
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On his Twitter account he openly identifies as an 'oxkin'. You may want to consider your cispecies, and the hardships transpecies must undergo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
We all need to remember to check our human privilege sometimes.
Yeah he was talking about musk and shit. Ugh.
Musk? Oh god. He must go to Wal-mart and buy doe piss to masturbate with.
Why not buckpiss? So we're just perpetuating heterobeastial normativity now?
Mzo talking about all of this got me to check out a bit of Minter's Twitter account, and his partner looks shockingly similar to him. Like, weirdly so. I'm not sure I get the whole thing of being attracted to people who look that similar to you.
(Though, I guess to be fair, I'd totally be hot for a redhead. I'd always be afraid people would think we're sisters or something, though.)
he looks like a sheep?
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1430867803
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Have you always lived in the UK? Never been tempted to move somewhere warmer?
I lived in the US for three years but never really settled in there. I missed my cups of tea and curry houses too much ;). It may rain a bit here but that makes the countryside very green and lush, and when the sun does come out in the summer it’s one of the best places on earth, I swear. You can’t beat a lovely sunny day in the bottom field watching plump, happy, contented sheep bumbling about, maybe occasionally coming over for cuddles and skritchies. Bliss :).
Well, at least they're in love.
I have o idea what we are talking about.
I'm scared and I need an adult
That man looks disturbingly like my father. Seriously. wtf?
Instant rage.Quote:
cuddles and skritchies.
...you aren't a sheep, are you? I haven't been crushing on a sheep all this time, have I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
BAAAAAA!
I mean, uh.....no. Of course not.
Somewhat related.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...7&d=1430893240
lol, that fucking bunny is getting it.
Someone should educate that bunny and teach him that rape is wrong
I thought I was irretrievably burnt out on videogame mash-ups until I listened to this :tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
poor bunny :(
My wife got a job as a at home call center tech. so she is training right now. part of her job requires her to get internet explorer. i didn't have it on my gaming pc, which is now the family desktop. so she downloaded IE. she also downloaded and installed windows 8. i had windows 7. so now i have to download all my steam games, and my origin stuff. hopefully my saves were stored in the cloud.
Dude, keep your pc's separate. Go find a modest used system or something for her work. Trust me on this one.
Yeah dude, separate computers is non-negotiable.
yeah. im honestly not even mad. just annoyed.
Messed up if she didn't ask, huh.
she honestly didn't know. she was just trying to download IE for her job. and somehow Dl'ed windows 8. steam saves to the cloud doesnt it? i mean, i was going at a good clip on Shadows of Mordor.
but on the bright side, her call center job is for HSN and all of their affiliates. so she gets 40% off. EVERYTHING.
I don't know, that still sounds pretty bone headed. You would think "please choose the drive to install windows 8" would have been a tip off
I DOING THAT THING WHERE I TOO HONEST AND IT COME OFF AS ME AN AND YALL ARE GOING TO BE DICKS FOR 2 WEAKS, ARE I?
Fucking worthless phone. I'm going to bed. Fuck you phone.
...how do you accidently download and install a OS? There's a whole lotta steps involved in that.
I'm really trying not to be mean here but that is hilarious and I can't possibly figure out how it happened.
Yes, Steam saves to the cloud as long as you had it enabled so hopefully you didn't lose anything except maybe settings.
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Originally Posted by Rumpy
Luckily you can still restore your saves if you delete the system32 folder.
I just did a fresh install after getting caught in a reset loop. Hooray pre-release software. Here's a tip, make all of your document folders reside on D, E etc. All I had to do after the install was redirect those folders to the ones I had and reinstall the essential software.
Cleared out my steam folder too, because it was getting HUGE and I don't play 75% of what I had installed.
I took my car in for an oil change and accidentally bought a Jiffy Lube franchise :(. Sales associated wanted.
Wait, what?
Jokes?
Cannot rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
wat
Oh, I forgot that was this thread. LOL. a+
You gotta lift, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
What's bugging me today is that our newest forum member, Janet F Doss, is roughly the same age as I am and currently has a more interesting biography than the rest of us except Josh combined. I mean, listen to this:
It says it right there in black and white. Uniquely equipped. Seven years of deploying hula hoops in Africa. I just can't compete and I feel like my life is a failure in comparison to this list of accomplishments. What will he do to top himself next?Quote:
Managed a small team implementing Uno in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for developing toy trucks in Tampa, FL. My current pet project is building shaving cream in Cuba. Gifted in testing the market for trumpets in Ohio. Spent 2001-2008 deploying hula hoops in Africa. Lead a team merchandising squirt guns on Wall Street.
What does she think we do here?
Dildo in the butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by dog$
I have to wake up at 4am to cooke breakfast and lunch for a Citizens United shindig at my work. Featuring lovely talent like Bobby Jindal, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz.
I gave serious thought to not working as political protest, but now is not the time to get fired.
It's going to be harder to dip your balls in their omelettes if you call out.
A tractor trailer overturned and managed to block ALL 3 LANES of the only bridge off the island. Rad.
Is there a ferry?
ramp it
I would think that would combine two of your favorite things?
I just saw a newscast about this!! I said aloud, "hey, i know a guy who was catering for that!"Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
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pls keep up, cheeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Bike was stolen out of my back yard last night. They forced open the shitty wooden fence door that I knew was there but never opened because it was covered in Ivy & I never thought about the yard being vulnerable to theft because of it.
Oh well, guess I'll start locking my next bike to.... something? Maybe I'll figure out how to hang it on the wall in my basement!
Is it too late to ask Icarus to put massive amounts of laxatives in the meal?
I just came home and found a couple of injured baby birds. One of them was dead, the other I might have saved, but it's too early to tell. It's my fault.
Goddammit.
On the bright side at least you have a snack.
Spent the last hour recapping a Game Gear. The very last cap was one of those bastard short dealies where you can barely get your iron to the small bit of solder peaking out from beneath it. Gave it too much force and ripped the pad off the board.
Son of a motherless goat.
Faaaaaaantastic.
Take a picture of it. I might could save it if the pcb is only two layer.
That is no longer a viable option. I got pretty mad...
But I'll keep it in mind for next time!
You can sometimes scrape the green clear coat off the trace further up and solder to that. Or solder to the leg of a part further up.
If the board us 3 or more layers you are often fucked.
Yeah, I saw that on a youtube and gave it a shot. Still didn't work.
My girl and I bought one of those baby carrier things that make you look like Kuato from Babies R Us today. I just opened the box to put it together, and A MOTHERFUCKING BEDBUG was in it! I immediately sealed the whole thing in a trash bag and put it outside, disinfected the table it was on and thoroughly vacuumed the floor (which I had just vacuumed an hour before.) Not sure what other precautions I need to take.
Nuke the house from space
My buddy took the family on a Disney vacation 2 years ago and brought that shit back with them. Took over a year and several exterminator visits to finally get rid of it. Good luck!
Hopefully you got it in time. Call Babies R Us and make a huge shit stink about it and get your money back. Plus wash yourself and your car it was in inside & out. Bed Bugs are a major bitch to get rid of once they infest your home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vasteel
That sure looks like Vasteel.
I suppose I've been fortunate in that I've always lived in places that are crawling with centipedes and spiders, and so I've never had to deal with bedbugs, roaches, or other non-badass bugs.
Roaches are a part of life in South Florida =[
If you have little baby roaches in your home, you are a dirty and disgusting motherfucker. If you ever find a giant roach, it probably just came in to escape from flooding because it rained for a second. They're huge and terrifying.
I hate roaches. I grew up in the SE and we had white walls (as most people do). Every once in a while you'd see a moving dark spot in the corner of your eye and then OH NO
ugliest things in the universe
While I lived in Meridian, the tree by my house was full of some kind of tree roach. At night one would come down and sit in the corner of the porch. Just about every night. Just chill'n over there.
This has literally become what is bugging us.
We have black widows all over the fucking place here in SC.
nuke SC
It's commencement week at the Naval Academy. Traffic is hella fucked for the whole week and I hate everything.
I seem to have come down with a case of Meralgia paraesthetica.
In other words, I have a numb spot on my leg that occasionally surprises me with brief flashes of intense pain.
Good times.
You should probably stop wearing those skinny jeans then.
Never have. It's probably from an injury.
I have a lot of trouble with pinched nerves.
Don't lie, you love seeing the outline of the snake going down the leg.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
What about the outline of a circus peanut going not much of anywhere?
Or an aerial view of Toad from Mario?
I <3 both of you.
So all these shenanigans going on in Asia have caused my August HK trip to be canceled. Hooray for international dick swinging.
Bummer. But on the bright side that opens up Thailand for you like you've always dreamed.
Wish i could rep from mobile.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Bummed. My wife and her mother have stripped away the last bastion of non-female influence in my house. She just sent me a picture of the game room sans curtains, framed art and tv center away from the wall.
RIP Good friend, you had a good run. Now my wife will hear the explosions and shit in the living room.
Buy an arcade cab and take it apart in the kitchen. Do this before you order parts so it will be there for a while.
"If I still had my game room we could have done this in there, but noooooo"
He's not gonna do that because he's an adult.
It's true. My living room is going to be where I'm at most of the time now, might as well look nice and not like a shithole.
If it were anyone other than Captain Disney, I'd cosign that argument.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
I don't see how one relates to the other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
Of course you don't.
You won't be able to explain it either.
You'll probably fall back upon something about not wanting to waste your time as you tsundere off.
This isn't even hard. He is a grown ass man with a wife and 1.5 children. It's not just about him anymore.
dogs are animals but not animals are dogs