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How much will the ticket cost? Prepare to feel better, because I just paid $1400 for mine.
for speeding?!
I was cleaning around my record player and a tube I'd taken out for repairs rolled the fuck out of the stereo and busted on my hard floors
That was like a $50+ tube
I did that with an old 7027 once. Feels bad.
Like you plucked a star from the sky and stifled it forever.
Exactly. The movers dropped my Arvin. Broke a tube that I've never even heard of before. It's just sitting on a shelf now.
I got one of those prepackaged convenience store ice cream cones. I didn't have the highest hopes for it, but I wasn't expecting the cone to be broken in half.
ruined mah day
It's the worst when I get a King Cone and the cone is old and soft instead of crunchy.
Oh yeah, fuck that shit. Crunchy cones only!
Hell, I'd just want to see the dash cam footage where he allegedly hit the brakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanX
I thought about that too...trying to find a lawyer today.
Good. Around here, you pay about the same if you pay the same for a lawyer as you would if you plead guilty, so it's a decision of paying the county or paying the lawyer. I'll choose the lawyer.
Which will increase his car insurance? Neither? I forget.
I haven't been able to reliably access Wikipedia for days. Is anyone else having issues?
reading about Leptin
all the responses read like atkins diet shit
Is it a small town, or a big town?Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
You can hire a lawyer that will dispute the charges for about $40 to $50. The charges will be dropped, if the officer fails to appear in court. 9 out of 10 times the officer won't want to waste his time in a court room, that is, unless you left a bad impression upon him during your conversation about the ticket.
http://lifehacker.com/208611/how-to-...r-your-chances
I'm sure I left a bad impression. I was pissed.
Did it make you angry enough to... kill?
killed any chance of 90% of the suggestions on gamevet's list of actually working!
Yo, fuck this shit.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/att...1&d=1464206128
What about 8t?
Cosmic Cube shenanigans, no doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
It's western comics. They're eventually going to do everything
Yeah, they should exercise the restraint shown by manga.
In comparison, yeah.
Batman would have ended 50 years ago.
I've gotten out of 3 speeding tickets by just being polite and cooperative with the police officer. You gain nothing by being a dick to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
You should take Chris Rock's advice.
Copsucker.
I guess you failed to read the part where I've been consistently harrassed by cops because the way my car looks. And also the part where I was doing nothing that warranted me being pulled over.
It's easy to keep a cool head when you fucked up and are trying go get out of it. It's another when thing when you are just being fucked with for no reason.
Totally understandable. Still didn't do you any favours.
Does it make you feel like you've contributed by stating the obvious?
Welcome to tnl, where everything g is your own fault and logic doesn't matter.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...20fe882e29.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
who'd have guessed it would be man babies crying about a fictional character that would dethrone current politics as the most obnoxious thing on the internet?
The captain America thing?
Eli5? I keep seeing it and I'm like ?????
yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I have to burn my house down now, giant fuzzy spider in the laundry room.
That spider just thinks you guys are friends, or at least roommates. Imagine the betrayal...
Maybe it's one of those spiders that loves to give oral.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
Pussy spiders, son.
It'd be terrific if she burnt down the house and the spider survived like it ain't no thang.
You guys are all horrible and I wish a plague of fuzzy spiders on all of you.
But it's fuzzy. It sounds adorable, like an eight-legged hamster.
the brown skinny ones and the black shiny ones are really the ones you have to worry about.
A fuzzy one in the laundry is probably a wolf spider.
I don't really get many spiders in my current place, other than the odd spindly little one in a corner. The centipedes don't leave much for them to eat.
I try explaining this to the wife once in a while. Doesn't matter, I must destroy every harmless spider with extreme prejudice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I put them on the porch as long as they're cool. Sometimes they die, but it's their choice.
I will put any spiders outside, I usually just pick them up and throw them out the window. The only ones I won't, is if I find a black widow bc I don't want it to bite my cats :( I feel really bad about killing it though.
My husband is super terrified of spiders and I don't mind touching them so I will pet them or get really close and tease him, and it's great fun! I think they are funny.
I'll usually leave them alone unless they're exceeding their huge body to movement ratio. If it's as big as my thumb and running around like a crackhead, all bets are off and it's war time. That one was bigger than my thumb and trying to build a web on the dryer/doorway, which was blocking the exit so he had to die. I don't do relocations.
I haven't seen a single spider inside my home since moving to the middle of the city.
No live plants either, I'd wager.
what is a weekend amirite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Here in Greenland, hundreds of miles north of the Arctic Circle, internet is awful. $150/mo for 20GB, $8/GB thereafter. So no Netflix. No Hulu. No por--er, YouTube. Of course I went all in with PC gaming right before coming here. Far Harbor is 3GB; that's a lot of FaceTime with my family. I've gone from $30/mo for all the fiber-delivered super fast internet my brave little heart could handle, to rationing data like that X-Files episode where Mulder and Scully are on the ship and running out of potable water so they're resorting to snow globes and shit.
On on the upside, posting on TNL uses very little data!
But now you can enjoy the super slow load times of dial up porn!
Starting to thin out on top :(
I'm going to see about taking some hair meds or some shit.
Check and see what those hair meds do to your manly hormones, brah.
Be man enough to be bald.
Check your vanity, yo.
Damn balding privilege
I shave it down to a 0A now..almost going to give it all up
:lol:
Invest in a hat.
American Hustle that shit.
You're lucky. I started going bald in like 1993. And I still forget to put sunscreen on top of my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Half way through the ending of Ys III my Duo stopped loading data from the disc again. This time it seems like it just doesn't want to spin the discs, and not the laser getting stuck. Messaged the guy who did my previous mods/repairs and hoping for the best. This sucks I've only had the system back for a fucking month.
:(
Sending it back to the dude who did previous work on it and he's going to take a look. Hopefully it's something simple and doesn't take a month to get back to me. I want to get started on Ys IV.
Age and nerve damage are making it so Eric Clapton can't play guitar anymore. That shit is awful.
Damn, that's terrible.
Damn, that's super shitty.
Going to put my 2 weeks in at work on Tuesday. The restaurant is failing, they won't let me change anything, and now the stress is spilling over into mania.
I'm out.
Rough. He's been slowing down for years, decades really, but listen to any of the Crossroads stuff and he still got it. I've probably listened to more Clapton stuff than anything else the past few years and well, it sucks not being able to do something you are so good at. I feel for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Is there such thing as intelligent television programming?
Cosmos.
I started a picture for my sister and got a pretty big chunk done, then noticed that I messed up fairly close to where I started so now I have to unpick almost the entire picture and start over again. ;_;
What do you mean by picture?
A cross stitch picture like the one in my avatar. I was making her this one:
Attachment 79023
haha I gotta admit, that's kinda cute. The little fish ;-;
I GOT ATTACKED BY FUCKING CROWS.
There was a hurt one on the ground trying to hop in to a flower pot. I slowed down to look at it and got fucking dive bombed by four(?) of dude's squad. I smacked one of them because it was flying at my face, and still feel pretty bad about it, but it was him* or me. The rest of them attacked my back and head while I was GTFOing.
Things I always wear that worked out very well for me today:
Baseball cap: shields your eyes from the sun, and crow talons. I usually wear a knit cap, but it's a little warm today. I'm glad.
Backpack: allows you to haul your shit around, and provides a layer of shielding from tiny dinosaur feet and sharp noses.
Hooded sweatshirt: Though dreadfully out of season, the hood gathered around the neck shields the skin from fucking assholes flying through the god damn sky.
I was also carrying a bag of toilet paper and ice cream (the essentials) and was able to wave that around as a distraction too.
*Sure, it might be a lady crow, but I bet not. Only dudes are this kind of FIGHT ME BRO for no good reason.
Someone should make a movie about that.
On the bright side, now I don't have to feel bad about never having seen it.
Crows remember faces and tell their babies who they hold grudges against, so if those same crows ever see you again(or any of their friends), they'll fuck your shit up again for no reason. =p
It takes Josh moving out of Baltimore to get attacked by ravens.
Just more evidence that Adam Carolla's attack crows are viable.
I didn't need more evidence after Bullet Witch.
I know. I'm actually really upset about it, and considering carrying around snacks to bribe them with. It was all just a big misunderstanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
Don't be a pussy. Break some fucking crow neck.
I can't stop laughing at a pack of crows hunting Josh down like he murdered their little crow family. :lol::lol::lol:
A murder of crows, if you will.
There was one orange hot pepper in the sweet pep3rs I ate last night.
Paying deerly right now.
Welcome to The Next Level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Tapatalk just glitched out and showed me a frightening alternate reality.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...4d9cafb552.jpg
Did the Gothic fantasy music start playing?
:yuck: I've felt pukey all week. I think I've been drinking too much coffee, but drinking less is not an option. =(
That or you're pregnant.
Well that would be pretty impressive since I just had my period. =p
It's possible.
The kid just deployed countermeasures.
I don't eat enough to support a child, it would not win the war. =p