My company is going through a restructure and they are not handling it well. I'm well-positioned, already in the pilot group for the new structure and leading the way, but the whole thing sucks.
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My company is going through a restructure and they are not handling it well. I'm well-positioned, already in the pilot group for the new structure and leading the way, but the whole thing sucks.
I was supposed to see Built To Spill tonight, but shit got cancelled. Lame.
You guys are doing a poor job of entertaining me today. There has been what? 5 posts?
Go to the beach and hiking and shit!
Oh I've done one of those today, can you guess which one?
I've been busy today!
I was shopping! I found 4 issues of Stan Lee's "Crazy" magazine from the 70s.
I bought some mac n cheetos and a case of beer.
They weren't that bad. Just a lot of sameness? They need some kind of zesty sauce or diced hot peppers on the inside. They would also be better with real cheese to give a little more texture.
I just woke up because aids, now I'm doing laundry and cleaning my room sort of. Then I have to go to the grocery store for things and stuff.
You have aids?
Marital aids
Oh my god, I'M MARRIED?!
Gonorrhea, keep up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I have strep throat, god!
I try, man. I really do.
Kyosalad did you get my message? How's your mouth?
I went for a run because I don't have time for being sick. Also I got a wireless headset for jogging and it's awesome, no more ear buds falling out while I run. =D
Your gonorrhea must be affecting your ability to reason what posts should go in what threads.
You make it pretty obvious you're korian =p
no, I'm Doc.
Korian created the Doc account. Lots of people used it. Only one person uses it now.
the opposite is probably the truth, which means I have to break everyone's fingers
You can trust me, Steven. Have I ever lied to you?
I'm getting a Hannibal Lecter vibe here..
Doc and I have VB beef so nah we are not the same.
I dislocated my pinky finger playing volleyball yesterday. The thing popped back out of its socket really disgustingly on the first play of the game. I just popped it back in and kept on playing. When I woke up this morning I couldn't move my ring and middle finger. I didn't break any bones but I did severely strain my tendon there. I can't play my guitar or paint or anything now for a week or so.
We won the majority of the games though. Small concession.
Just wrap some tape around it and play guitar, it'll be fine!
She knows, she's a beach girl.
It is taped. I have absolutely no dexterity in those fingers and the tape prevents freedom of movement. Hopefully things feel better in a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
So this whole pokemon go thing is shitting up my favourite trail to jog/hike on with people that block the trail completely on 'hotspots' or people that almost walk into joggers because they're looking at their phones. I almost had a teenager walk into me near the end of the trail, got stuck in a bottleneck in the middle of the trail because someone put a lure probably, and then unrelated to that pokemon stuff had this hot guy at the beginning of the trail try to jog beside me or was trying to let me pass, I don't know but I was like bitch go on without me, I can't keep up with you. lol
I cooked with some hot peppers over the wk. The small orange ones. The heat has soaked into my flesh. It's been over 24 hours and it's still like dumping hot sauce on my face if I rub an eye or nose. I've washed my hands 5 times.
Rub yourself in vegetable oil, then wash it off with dish soap. I'm not trolling here.
Also drink from the far side of the glass.
Vegetable oil breaks down the oils from hot peppers, and dish soap removes it better than anything else.
I was making an hilarious joke that everyone surely laughed at.
"Good one ciggy!" we all said. Ciggy is our communal nickname for you
I'm very sensitive these days.
I know what you are talking about. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cigsthecat
I laughed at Ciggy's joke.
I am going to kill you Drew.
Chill, ciggy! It's just a joke.
there are a couple 100 spiders over my front door
I killed some of them with the water hose, but there are more
This sounds like a job for fire.
maybe
They are under the overhang. I got the ones over the door, but I have to be under the overhang of the roof to hit them with anything and I don't want them to fall on me.
Burn it down and rebuild, it is the only way.
I say he takes off and nukes the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Likely habanero. It won't help you now, but wear gloves for anything hotter than a jalapeņo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
Josh is spot on for what to do now.
edit: Maybe you can rub down the spiders with your capsaicin hands.
One of my buds loved super spicy stuff and was cutting habeneros without gloves, then went to the bathroom.
Hilarity ensued, of course.
Another terrorist attack in France. At least 70 people dead. Probably white Christian males did it. Or the patriarchy.
shit, we JUST put the france flag filter in the attic. guess I better go dig it out, show my support.
17 hour shift.
Well I guess either my motherboard or secondary hard drive is going bad.
Came in and windows had restarted and it is no longer seeing the second hard drive. Go to disk manager and still don't see it. Go to bios and still don't see it. When I rebooted the computer had trouble rebooting. Took it like an hour or more. I don't think a power surge hit it because none of the clocks in the house are blinking.
Really sucks because I had like a 50 gigs of video editing on that drive.
Just grab the video from your backup.
Oh you joker you
Noob.
And all my steam games.
Man, I guess large insertions it is for tonight's entertainment
For your mother that's every nightQuote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
"Your dad has a huge cock!"
Sick burn dude.
Who said it was his dad?
your mom.
since it wasn't making any noise at all, I'm guessing it might be hdd pcb failure. So I ordered a new one and I will swap the bios chip on. Because, fuck, why not.
I really should have had multiple drives and used one for saving dank memes and troll images. Otherwise I could send it off to be recovered. But I don't really want to be turned in when they find german manuals, a manga image of a man having sex with a watermelon and a scrooge impaling the ice climbers.
Open it in front of your co-workers. Maintain eye contact while doing so. Establish dominance.
Of course Mech feels no shame over these things.
It's time for them to learn who they're really dealing with.
A sexually deviant old man? =p
If society doesn't consider you a deviant you're doing sex wrong.
That's maybe the best post you've ever made.
Finally. Something to make me feel better about making my black prostitutes dress in burlap before sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
You think *that's* weird.....?
heh heh heh
Fe can get you 75 HD videos of that within the hour.
I had my small finger x-ray'd on Friday to find out more info about the break I had the other week. In addition to the break, I also sprained it and mildly sprained the tendon itself. I've been told not to do any activities that make extensive use out of fine-motor skills for the next month. Just as my budding career as an artist was taking off :(
Oh no unicornfart dreams crushed!
draw from the shoulder, not the wrist. Especially in large format.
Sucks about your finger, though.
interracial stuff that is about oppression kinda puts me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
It makes me wonder if I've misjudged him.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
What about that Ivy League girl who was doing abuse porn ridiculing her for thinking feminism in porn is smart? That's multilevel irony-comedy-horror.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I think I know who you're talking about.
She's pretty. But I go soft the second you start treating minorities like brutes or doing "roll reversal"
I don't buy 8nto the shit at the heart of that stuff. I can sooner beleive et is banging out gozer.
There needs to be more gozer porn. That demigod was hot. You know that she was probably having orgies.
Vigo not so much. I think he probably scowled a lot and sexed little. Unlike the actor who raped his step mom.
I love that you've thought about that.
This is important stuff. Men waste their lives thinking about their boring shit job, house payments, their kids softball game, is their wife still atractive or not.
That is all meaningless.
The sex lives of fictitious demibeings? Super important.
Think of it this way, does anyone remember the trials and tribulations of the life of Joe Roman? Billy Greek? No. You all remember where Zeus stuck his dick though.
Zeus stuck his dick everywhere!
Sure do. I learned a lot about that stuff when I went to Italy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
I bet they are in the minority. And if I've learned anything living in the us. Minorities don't matter.
Yeah plus they don't fit in to your assumptions so that disqualifies them from representation I agree.
Are you getting haughty over a joke conversation about fictitious things fucking?
I got a blister under my nail when I was running today. I think I need new running shoes, I keep getting blisters on the side of my big toe which for the most part is whatever and I can deal with it but I can't deal with this nail one on my middle toe.
Also everyone decided to cut their grass right when I started my run so it felt like dying.
Go somewhere fancy and get a fancy fitting for fancy shoes, then buy them cheaper online. Those Superfeet insoles are pretty legit too.
I dunno, too much. Josh holla at me, you never return my calls.
My owwie blister popped while I was running today. It felt like this http://youtu.be/zRGAtFL25Js
I have to have leather shoes and cotton socks because my feet sweat a lot and leather breathes the best. They don't really make leather running shoes so this will be a long, tiring journey on Amazon.
I'd reword this before making it the headline on your online dating profile. On the upside, the leather and feet references will draw hits from fetishists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
Feet are gross and I don't want those weirdos. But on that topic I had someone message me something along those lines because I had flip flops on in one pic..
Butts are objectively grosser than feet (poop doesn't come out of your feet) and n't nobody thinks it is weird to dig butts.
To hell with you. You sent me one text, like, 6 years ago and I still remember exactly what it said. "Hi Josh. It's Korian. Feel free to send me bizarre texts." I've not heard a peep out of you since. Don't front.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korian
Counterintuitively, you may want to consider wool socks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyosalad
foot fungus. dracula toes. Also, feet don't hint at your ability to fire out a healthy child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
Do butts somehow........?
Fat storage on birthing hips. You will survive the winter.
But why do races with big butts originate from warm climates but races with no butts originate from cold climates.
White girls have butts these days.
It is a fine time to be alive.
The cold climate girls used up their fat stores for the winter.