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Lies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I took my rabbit to the vet and now he's acting all shy. I don't think he liked the thermometer up his butt. The nurse was cute too, I don't get it.
Doc's living the Alt-Garfield life.
Humans are pretty fucking stupid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
I refuse to believe you just now read about that.
I just now looked at the math of it. It is the most destructive thing ever made by humans. It is the tallest thing ever made by humans and the tallest thing on the planit.
We made a thing that kills that was bigger than our tallest mountains.
But we still can't see how they get so much real honey flavor into every single piece of Honeycomb Cereal.
pepsi 100% did it on purpose, they knew it sucked and 24 hours of free advertising on woke twitter was enough for them to coast on the thinkpieces forever
I knew SSJN watched soap operas!
Do you think he putts from the rough?Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Yikes.
Every tv show is a soap opera.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
>>when your favorite shows are not soap operas.
>>when no one makes those anymore.
>>when SSJN is right
I'm laying on my couch shirtless watching Richard Pryor's monkey bit, when my rabbit jumped on my chest and started licking my nipple.
It weirded me out and I stopped him. But, now I don't know if I was wierded out because he was a dude or because he was a rabbit.
I think their is a hentai about that. Dude's rabbit or cat becomes an anime girl and they make out.
Family walks in and, M Nightshammalammadingdong, he had actually went crazy and the rabbit was still a rabbit.
Here's the real twist. I only stopped him because he bit my fucking nipple.
FREAK FURRY
A rabbit is fine, too.
You and Louis C.K. can go make out with your respective rabbit and goat somewhere secluded. I don't want to hear about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Detour looks like such a molester.
https://www.facebook.com/thewiggles/...8/?pnref=story
Who said he wasn't?
Dude is hanging out with the fucking Wiggles, of course he's a molester. BTW, I'm glad to see they got rid of Jeff's lazy narcoleptic ass.
Just because you are a thing doesn't mean you HAVE to look like that thing, is what I'm saying.
Beauty, mate!
I'm laughing so hard at this I can barely breatheQuote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
I wanna give Detour my wiggle.
Not a molester, but he looks like he should be twice as loud and selling me cleaning products.
Seriously, what the fuck is the Mystery of Chessboxin'?
Doesn't sound like you're low enough. Have you even passed Jacques Cousteau yet?
I will never reveal the Wu Tang secret.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
CEO just sold out the company I work for to a store whose ass we've been kicking left and right. Nobody found out until this morning when news sites reported it. Feel super shitty about it, it's the best place I've ever worked and I can't imagine what awful changes they're going to make. Guess it's hard to turn down $3 billion.
It's Chewy, btw.
Ohhhhh nooooooooooooooooo
Nooooooo!!! We're kind of in the same business too. :( I wonder how our retail girls feel about this. :(
Oh goddamn it! We just got a box in the mail from Chewy today.
I will sew your asshole closed and keep feed feeding you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser.
Supposedly we're maintaining our autonony with the same people in charge. I just can't imagine a corporation being cool with the money we hemorrhage on our customer service. I'm on our social media team and Tuesday was a nightmare of negativity.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Feels like being bought by EA. Guess we'll see where it goes.
I don't know what Chewy is.
Google it, asshole.
Yeller, send me the email address on your account and a picture of your dog or whatever you own and I'll get you a portrait made. 😙
That sounds like more effort than I want to take.
A $3B company doesn't just change operations overnight. They will probably operate similarly for a year, slowly replacing management and then axing duplicate departments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
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Originally Posted by Mzo
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Originally Posted by Josh
Aw, I googled it and it's not the granola bar :(
Nevermind.
I thought it was the granola bar too.
And feeding you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
And feeding you!
I got caught up on all the Trump and Spicer SNL stuff. Claims of SNL's return to greatness have been exaggerated. This is the hackiest shit ever. "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on Jews." This is something my idiot friends and I would have written in 8th grade.
It is very bad.
Neat! PM to follow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Couldn't agree more.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Maybe there is some hope for lefties?
Come on, guys. It's not easy to squeeze 15 minutes of comedy into a 90 minute show.
The show is never as bad as its critics say it is but never as good as the fans say. These days of course the "fans" are liberal websites like Slate, New York, etc. which of course means it's part of the echo chamber.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Sean Spicer is a dope but yea, you still have to work to craft a smart joke.
SNL has become MADtv.
You take that back right now.
Steve Bannon is the Grim Reaper! Now That's What I Call Satire!
The original was pretty great but that's about it. I don't really care for the impressions of Trump or Bannon or Putin or any of the others.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
Every now and then they'll get a good line in. "It's okay, I'm a TV president," was gold. The Tom Hanks episode was pretty solid overall. Cheetos sketch was good. Dave Chappelle monologue. The musical guests have all sucked.
EDIT: This was pretty good, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzjxVYPjys
Seriously, why is someone paying 3 billion for this? Companies always seem so overvalued. Unless it's just eliminating competitionQuote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
They're paying for the infrastructure and technology.same reason why Wal Mart bought Jet.
No I know, I just don't know how that can be worth 3 billion. Granted, I didn't do any calculation at all...just seems like a ton of money is all
Setting up the internet in this country is so dumb. First time I call, it's 100Mb down for $75 a month. A 300Mb down option costs $135 + A 200 DOLLAR ACTIVATION FEE.
Second time I call I flirt with the operator like mad and now it's $50/mo for 100Mb down year one, $70 after that.
Best part? I'm "switching" to the same company. I pay $80 a month now for 200Mb down. This Time Warner/Charter merger is such horseshit.
Always thought 1990s Nicole Sullivan was cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
I would agree with 1990s and even early 2000s Nicole Sullivan being cute.
TNL is so slow these days. You guys have to get those post numbers up.
guys, guys, get those numbers up.
Spent an hour on the Coheed web store trying to buy the Good Apollo reissue that launched today. Store crashed over and over, now the page won't even open. If you're gonna send out an email saying that a limited record is launching at X time, you should really make sure that your store's servers can handle it.
503 service unavailable, nigga.
Exact same thing just happened at Limited Run games from people wanting to flip Darius Burst LE's.
Yep, my buddy tried to buy the LE but couldn't get the page to load (& he was buying it 100% to flip later). I grabbed a standard copy without any problem though.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanX
I got a standard one at 10:00 with no issue. I found out one of my buds really wanted a LE so six of us were all trying to get it at 6:00 hoping that at least one of the orders would go through but no dice.
I put on Blue is The Warmest Color for my friends who hadn't seen it. When that scene came up, my rabbit came out of his den, hopped on my lapped and faced the TV.
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it's wierding me out.
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Originally Posted by Fe 26
really guys, get those numbers up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fe 26
What do you guys want, for me to make a thread on "Hitler wasn't entirely wrong?"
It gets harder and harder to whip you guys into a posting frenzy.
I mean, now that Andrew is gone, who will take over the devil's advocate position?
Dif, but he doesn't post much these days.
tru. also, i love that we're the only two people posting on TNL on saturday morning/early afternoon. One day, it will just be us here, talking about Nazis and internet culture.
They all have smartphones too.
I just woke up you bastards. West coast time here and it was a late night.
Dogsitting for my folks, tonight was the last night. As I'm about to put them in their cages and leave, I hear a yelp, and there's the chihuahua's eye popped out of its socket. Midnight emergency vet visits, huzzah.
They should be able to save the eye, at least.
oh my god :(
What the serious shit??? I could never have a chihuahua. They always look like they are about to break.
Oh Jesus. I know how stressful that can be with Kirby's back.
I am the worst sick person ever. I just want to die, fuck everything
Yeah, I mean I can't hate any dog I get to know, he's sweet and all, but when my parents got him (and the other slightly larger yapper they got), my UGH really WHY reaction was not exactly thinly-veiled. Big dogs all day everyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElCapichan
To be clear, the eye wasn't hanging out or anything, just bugged way out to where the eyelid couldn't shut. I tried to keep it moisturized with some eye drops while I was scrambling to find an emergency vet, hopefully that kept it healthy enough.
And to think someone played Victorian pokemans to produce that.
After being laid off in late January, I was desperate for a real job so I took one a couple weeks ago, put in my two weeks at this temp thing, so there was a lag after interviews. The VP of the department was new (about 3 months), OK. When I started, I found out that the manager (under the VP I guess) quit and the guy who did some of his work (and knew a decent amount about things) was quitting (and left the Friday of my first week). The one person that might be able to answer some questions has been on PTO (comes back Monday). So basically no one can answer any questions I have.
I am just so frustrated my brain is on tilt all day long, including weekends. It's not even a fly by night company, I just think this department is so dysfunctional. I feel immense pressure and can't even concentrate. As soon as I don't hear anything that seems to lead to an answer (I'm a fan of direct answers, particularly when a lot of context is given), I mentally check out. If I can't wrap my head around something almost entirely, I get very irritated when things are sort of skirted around (can't measure impact of inaccuracy). Anyone been in that situation before? I really just kinda want to bail and work on a farm or something.
I'm not afraid of getting fired. I want to get fired. It's just an uncomfortable feeling that you aren't contributing anything.
You should drive for Lyft. If you use my signup link you get a $1000 bonus.
A long time ago I sent money to Obama. I sent enough to get me on the FEC's list. Now a few times a year I get an unending number of calls from every shithole left-wing group asking for money. I usually ignore for a while then pick up and tell them not to call me again but apparently there are a lot of them. Does anyone know how someone can put a stop to this for good?
Get a new phone number.
Block the numbers.
They all come up as unknown or no caller ID.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I am starting to think kedawa has the right idea. Although I've had this number for almost 20 years and don't want to get rid of it.
Thanks Obama!
Donate money and use their number as your contact.
You can set the ones that have called you previously to silent, but if they keep calling from new numbers that's obviously not going to be too helpful.
That's the thing. When I tell them not to call me they actually do respect that. The problem is there are so many of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
send an equal amount of money to Trump.
Having trouble getting down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO1mTELoj6o
How the hell did the thread get over 2 million views?
Uh oh. 4chan infiltration?