Why would you want Japanese porn? So you can hear AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH KURREEEEEEEE ^_^ and see censored vag?
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Why would you want Japanese porn? So you can hear AHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH KURREEEEEEEE ^_^ and see censored vag?
This plushie and this plushie. One of my new shipments from CDJapan came with an advertisement for Chi's Sweet Home and she fell for the cutesy kitten pictures.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
The films I was picking up were considered "adult" for nudity and were basically about as hardcore (and deep in plot) as a Marilyn Chambers softcore Skinamax flick. I'll go dig up the names if you're really curious. Just stupid B-movies on VHS and DVD. One was a live-action (sequel?) to an ecchi manga series which also had a single hentai OVA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
So gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
But I can probably help.
What the fuck does that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
Those plushies are ultra-cute. Good luck!
;-; Those plushies are so cute. I want.
What would you be willing to do for one?
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Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Girls are so easy to shop for some days. :lol: As long as I keep the gf supplied with cute plushies/toys, candy, lingerie, and hentai; I will always survive present hunting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
It's Japanese, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Possibly slant her eyes so you'd bang her.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Ummmm, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
Girls like the freaky cartoons.
So do I.
I've mentioned before that my girl likes hentai.Quote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
Their adult films are inferior with mosaic BS.... Sorry, I should have let Advocate chime in for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
EDIT: Oops, Tones got to it first. Advo has been SLACKING!!
Must have missed it, carry on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
Well you know tentacle rape has to sound appealing to some people..
Ha! I dug out the ones I picked up and I'll post pics of the covers later. I keep getting tied up with classwork for too long to write up the reviews I had planned for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
My former landlord in the UK (still my girlfriend's) just died apparently. And now his wife (who just had a kid after he died) says I didn't pay rent in May.
Seems odd, I feel like I would have noticed having hefty rent money sitting in my account for two months. I am on hold with someone in Delhi.
Crappy.
Can't your bank get you a cancelled check?
Well it was direct deposit. I talked to my bank and the lady said that I am going to have to send a letter to the head branch to request this since I don't have an active accouny with them. They couldn't do it over the phone because they would need to charge me $10.
I fucking better hope I paid rent in May, I don't have that kind of goddamn money anymore.
This is why internet banking is so good.
If there was a wire transfer from your account to your landlord's account, then there should definitely be a record of it. If not, I believe the correct word for your situation is, "Bollocks".
They took away my online banking when I closed my account.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
This is retarded, there has to be a better way than sending goddamn snail mail to Leicester.
Update: Cool, I found a bank statement.
Hey! Look at that, I owe a widow with two kids and a newborn a shit load of money I don't have! Awesome!
I share Mr-K's frustrations with money/rent right now.
So I've fallen a bit behind on rent, which is bad, I know. So now it comes time that if you have an outstanding balance with the rental office of $300 or more by the 25th, they're supposed to "send you to legal to start the eviction process." I thought I was on good terms with them since they made accomodations for me before when I lost my previous job back before Christmas and explained it would take a few weeks to catch back up. Since then, I've been paying everything I can to them before the 4th of the month and leaving a note to let them know when I would have the rest of the money in.
The note part is what the apartment manager asked me to do just so she wouldn't get paranoid and think I was moving out overnight.
So fast forward to monday, I get a message on my cell phone that I haven't paid rent yet and since they don't have any record of payment this month that if I don't have $995 ($900 rent plus a $95 late fee) in the box by the time that they opened in the morning they were going to send me to legal to start an eviction process. I immediatley call back and let them know that one, I've already paid a good $300 into rent this month, so then the lady says that I need at least $500 by morning ($995 to $500? what the hell?) I let her know that I'm out of town till well after the office closes, which she finally agrees is fine, so I go into panic mode, because, like Mr.-K, I simply don't have mounds of cash laying around.
I end up calling a close friend and he agrees to front me $500, I thought the day was saved, turns out Wells-Fargo only lets you withdrawl $300 at a time, so I thank him for helping me out and hope that since I had less than 24 hours notice, they would be fine with the money. I go in and they're like "wtf, thats it? we said $500" I essentially said that I'm not made of money and it was the best I could do on 12 hours notice.
After about 5 minutes of 3 women talking amongst themselves, one lady comes out, tells me that they are tired of making exceptions for me and I have until the end of the month to pay the remaining balance, I am relieved, since I don't want an eviction on my record. About an hour ago I get another message stating that if I did not have the $450 some odd dollars in the box by tonight they would start legal action. I am very perplexed at this point, call back and ask them why I had a 3 day notice on my door, yet I have ONE day to pay the rent. The lady on the phone tells me that shes only doing her job, I empatize because I know she is but a pawn in the big picture, and ask why the other lady told me I had until the last day to pay rent. I get a line of bullshit letting me know that whoever told me I had that much time had no reason to do so (Hmmm, I was there next to the Manager when she told me I had until the end of the month, that doesn't account for anything)
So long story short, I am fairly positive that they are trying to bleed as much money as they can out of me before sending me to legal to start an eviction process, so I have a few questions for people who know or have been in a situation with other shady business dealings:
1. How long does an eviction process usually take? I've heard anywhere from 30-60 days.
2. When I moved in over 3 years ago, the carpets already had rips in them and various other things were wrong with the apartment and I fear they will try and charge me for things that were already damaged upon moving in, is there a way to protect myself against this if I have a copy of the sheet I signed when I moved into the apartment?
3. Does anyone know where I can find a website with renters rights? (I know google.com, I'm just a bit frazzled and don't know what to really look for)
Any help would be appreciated.
Since I am being evicted ... awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
I can tell you this ... leave.
They don't want you and found someone else that will take your place, who can pay on time. BUT if you decide to weather the storm ... what's the court date on the notice? Usually when they evict they have to have the courts do it. If you don't show up at court you have roughly 2 weeks.
Here's a hint. If they put that notice on your door today. They usually have the date for court two weeks out. Then about two weeks to get the court and police to work out the eviction.
2 weeks + 2 weeks = One month.
My suggestion is gather as much money as you can ... get the money in a Money Order so you have a paper trail and hold all the cash with you and show up to court. The Judge will make a deal and since you have money in hand he will allow you to stay.
Oh, if it was only that easy my friend.
I had to evict a guy out of my former duplex because he was 6, count them, 6 months behind rent. So I file the paperwork, wait a week to get a court date, go to court, and he doesn't. Do they approve my request? Hell no, they send out a final warning for, get this, 6 weeks past the first date. He doesn't show again so I win. which means I have to give him a month to pack his shit up and leave. So, NGE, you probably have a good 2+ months to make a deal or find a new apartment before the eviction notice hits your record.
Also, they most likely aren't going to hammer you for a bad carpet, they already assume you can't pay your bills.
people who can't pay rent should be living in cheaper apartments imo.
So says a guy who's mommy and daddy still cloth, feed, and house him.
I've been responsible with money for enough years to know to not spend beyond my means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
My Puffer fish puffed his last puff this morning.
He was the coolest fish in the tank, and was doing so well....
Farewell to friends indeed, R.I.P Puff Daddy.
Shit, I was hoping I had accidentally clicked into the Dead Pool thread.
lol
I agree with this too. I'm just an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
In strange news. I've been waiting for a job at the local paper to open up and one has: night shift and weekend editorial assistant/Obituary writer.
Cheery.
Obits are fun as fuck. I did them for a few months. I've met very interesting people through the obits.
I just see myself sitting at a dark wooden desk covered in papers and cigarette burns. My hair wilder than usual with a pencil chomped in my teeth, sitting with my head down under a single 40w light at 10 pm writing my grandmother's obituary.
Either that or it will be like that movie where they start a brothel at a morgue.
Here are some of the ones I found going through the boxes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
I am going to strangle my brother. The dipshit's car battery has been acting up on him. So he decides to go get dinner instead of stopping by Sears before they close. The battery dies while he's picking up food at Pei Wei. Calls me, gets me to finish up the nice dinner the gf and I are having, and as we leave he gets the explorer to start.
Now a smart person might rush over to someone to look at the vehicle. No, he decides to drive home, leave it running, grab a fork for his food, and then eat & drive to an auto shop he hasn't been to in 10 years that's 5 miles away. (Hint: It's gone!) So he calls me, fussing, and drives to the auto store (Sears is closed by now as is every other auto repair shop) just a block from the house. Buys a battery and brings it home.
By now I get another call. He can't figure out how to change the battery. Eff.. So I grab some tools, head over, open the hood and find out that the moron has been trying to rip off the terminal connectors... with a hammer. He hasn't fully ruined them, but it is a mess. 10 minutes and I have it out. He shows me the new one: it's the wrong size. How do you buy a battery the wrong size? Did he not look it up at the shop? Not ask someone? Not simply pop the hood and check how big of a battery he'll need? Nope.
I take the dummy to Walmart (it's almost 10pm now), make him buy the proper battery (not to mention $25 cheaper), and we go back. Swap it easily, hook it up, disable the alarm trigger, and start the explorer. Great, done. I leave. He unhooks the battery for some reason, does something, re-attaches the terminal connectors, doesn't turn off the alarm in time, and disables the car. On top of which, loses his keys in the engine.
So today (unknown to me that he had disabled the vehicle after I left) I find out I need to wait around for a truck to pick up the explorer to take it to the dealership. Eff... I have shit to do and class tonight. So I wait because I'm already stuck with this shit rather than have a choice. Roadside assistance has a truck that was 15mins away if he would pay $30. A truck was 45mins away if he would pay $20. He went with the $20 (that I'm expected to pay and was made aware of when they arrived). The $20 guy never comes. They blew off the call completely and never told roadside assistance. So I call roadside, they find out, promise to find me another, and eventually I get someone for $30. Same guy that was originally 15mins away and is now super pissy thinking I blew him off in the choice. Great.
Eventually I find out that the dipshit disabled the explorer, I look stupid in front of the driver when I can't get it to turn over to back it into the drive, we both fix it quickly and get it running, and I'm out $30 above all the grief and 4-something hours this took. WTF is wrong with him!? I'm taking this out on him one way or another when I see him.
Your brother sucks. Let him dig himself out next time or he'll always be expecting you to do it.
my half sister just informed us that she is taking her 1 y.o. (my niece) and moving to virginia. to move in with her honey she met over the internet a few months ago and has only actually seen in person about a week tops. shes leaving tomorrow. my dad cried and my mom is super pissed (we live in ca). we get to see them for the last time tomorrow. there go all my plans for hanging out with my niece.
Well she's only spent a week with him, and the only met a few months ago, yeah she'll be back don't worry. That sucks though, and is really stupid of her. How old is this half sister of yours?
shes 40. youd think shed know better
I was just about to post that, Cat.
But we can't tell her not to go because she's been "miserable for 6 years" (since her husband died) and this is her "one chance at happiness." Because I guess a kid and family and all that doesn't equal happiness. And there are no guys in CA worth living here for.
I feel like telling her not to bother coming to see us before she leaves. Obviously we rank pretty low on the totem pole compared to her dude, so why should she even waste her time coming to see us? If it wasn't for seeing my niece, I would make sure I was at the post office or something when she came by. I'm just so mad I can't even see straight.
Just because she's moving doesn't mean she considers you guys to be worthless to her. People need to do things for themselves sometimes, and if she's that lonely, give her a chance. Maybe she really likes the guy, maybe she's desperate. She's gotta do what she thinks will be the most satisfying to her. Sucks that you won't get to see your niece much, but that's the way things happen nowadays.
I can agree with this. You two should move closer to the east cost. Thats where all the real men are atQuote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
Is she the '(desperately) looking for love in all the wrong places' type of gal?Quote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
Edit: Learn to read, Brisco.
I thought you were gonna say she was 18.
Wait if her husband has been gone for 6 years (which sucks and my condolences to her) how does she have a 1 year old if no men in Cali are good enough?
Anyway seeing more info, I kind of side with Nomi on this. It sucks that you won't get to see your neice as much, but if she's that lonely you can't expect her to stay lonely for ever just so you can see your niece when ever you want. That's kind of selfish.
Though I do think its stupid for her to run off like this with a guy she's only spent a week with, and has only known for a few months. I think she'd be better off maybe going out there for a week or two then come back here and maybe in a month he goes out there for a week or two, and you know get to know each other first.
SO anyway I see both sides, Nomi's and your guys, they need to find a happy medium.
She's leaving tomorrow?!? What happened to the 3 week thing? I'm so sorry guys. :(
there is so much more to the story. but the reason we're upset is this: she has a history of incredibly selfish impulsive decisions that never turn out well. now shes taking a baby along for the ride. away from her family to a strange place that our sister has never even been for some guy who no one really knows. away from people who love and take care of her. my dad has done so much for her and put up with so much from her this, and this is just another selfish bullshit decision made with no regard for anyone. i dont know about you guys but i always thought when you had a kid your life is no longer yours, and you dont get to do that kind of shit anymore, like run away from your family, job, house that you own, trusted daycare, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
I don't want to be the bad guy here, but she's 40. Let her do whatever the fuck she wants and get on with your life.
cat, if she's 40 and is still doing childish/selfish/whateverish things, being alone in the same situation is not going to make her grow up. If having a child has not made her less selfish, I highly doubt her sticking around to be near you guys will have any sort of impact. Perhaps she needs to go out and figure this shit out a new way, perhaps she'll come back the same as always. If you guys get pissy at her about what is very clearly her decision alone, then if she does want to return she will think the relationship too soured. Just bite your tongue, I suppose, and hope she gets her shit together one way or another. It'd be a lot worse if you voiced these concerns and possibly never get to see your niece again as a result.
i know i know. im not going to bring all this up to her, shes already made her decision shes not going to back out now. thats why im getting out on tnl so i dont say anything tomorrow.
Its her life.
It's my life.
It's now or never.
Just wait forever.
Yeah, we didn't get to say anything to her at all, good or bad. She called and said traffic's bad, so she's not coming to say goodbye. No apology, nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
Oh well. That's that then, isn't it?
Dogs found a trashcan with a used tampon in it. Remnants were all over the room and I had to clean it up right before I sit down to my meal of Taco Bell.
Ew.
On both counts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
You know I'm thinking of you guys and I already told Cat, but give your mom a big hug for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
bleh. my second macbook hard drive went on me tonight. Got the click click click. So for someone who knows: Is all hope lost and should i just take it to the Apple store to replace, or should i buy a copy of Disk Warrior and see if i can save anything off of it before i take it in? The important stuff can be redownloaded or restored from my external, but there's some old photos and some abandoned work that's not coming back otherwise. Man, this week has been poop. I blame it on the dnc
A rat just poked his little head around the corner of my stairs and looked at me with his little faggot eyes.
Today I go to war.
Drop a fucking elbow on that fucker.
My right knee feels swollen and sore. I've been running 4-5 days a week for the last month. My body hates me.
Have you been stretching before you run?
Yes. Every single time. :(
sounds like she has some sort of lame Disney outlook on life. If she just keeps doing crazy things, or prince will come and life will be awesome. Yeah, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
So, I live 4 hours from the coast. I went to spend the holiday with the folks (8 hours north of the coast), but I had to leave like 3-5 thousand $ of gear and tools. I really hope my house doesn't get damaged while I'm gone and my crap gets destroyed. =/
Do you have all of it insured and pictures taken?
There isn't an honest answer to that question that will end with me not having to hear shit from some self-righteous asshole.
Translation = No.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
so, asshole, how are you doing today?
MORE LIKE WHO
AND THE ANSWER IS YOUR MOM
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also i ended up ordering a 250gb hd and another 1gb ram stick to ease my pain.
Maybe get fitted for running shoes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
He's doing better than you, I insure you he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
If he's running that much, he should've done this anyway. I thought it was all bullshit until I got properly fitted for some and holy hell, it really does make a huge difference. If you haven't already, go get some proper shoes, Rhydant, your body will thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mannerbot
Proper running shoes? Fuck me. I've had this pair of Reeboks for like three years. Maybe it's time to upgrade.
Also: my work shoes are complete shit. I'm sure that is not helping.
Go find a dedicated running store, or anything above a Dick's Sporting Goods. You should find someone that will want to watch you run, and bring your current shoes to inspect the wear on them. I have bad overpronation and got fitted with shoes that outright eliminated my shin splint problem.
My day sucks, I have the first canker sore of my life on my gums and it is making me miserable. I need to go to a drug store after work to buy something to mess this little ulcer up.
Go with New Balance shoes, they are light and rigid. I have been running in them for 10 years (not fitted, fuck that shit) just find one where you have about 1/4-1/2 between your toes and the tip of the shoe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
I stopped drinking soda and caffeine and I've had a gnarly headache for the last 3 days. :(
It depends on how long you've been drinking it (I've been drinking it for all my life), but for me it took about a week. If it gets real bad, like it did for me ... just drink ONE cup of coffee. You'll be fine. I drink like one glass a week of soda, but I weened myself off of that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samba De Amiga
Smoke more weed, it's natures headache helper.
relationships suck.
Breakups suck.
me = pissed.
When the hell did you get a girlfriend?
What was his name?
Brett.
SHH! RAZOR! THAT WAS A SECRET! Now Rhydant is going to want to move out.
In other news, Razor apparently thought I was gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I don't think it, I know it.
I've always thought razor was gay. Way to stereotypical male.
In other news, ebay guy shipped like $200 of test equipment to my old apartment without asking me. THIS WILL BE FUN TO FIX =D
Yeah, it's really stupid when people generalize shoes by brand but this is an exception. Basically, unless it's football cleats or such, don't buy Reeboks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
If you don't want to get properly fitted at least find out what your walking gait is and pick a pair of shoes with the proper type of cushioning. If you have a normal gait I can recommend the Asics Kayano series unless you're going to be a girl about the way they look. They're pricey at full retail but you could probably snag the older models on clearance, I got two pairs of the Kayano XIIs at like $30.
Yeah, well, shows how much I know about shoes. I actually like how my shoes fit. Theyre comfy and my feet dont hurt after I run. I'm thinking I wrenched my knee in my sleep or something, because it didn't hurt durring or after the gym. It felt better today, kind of a tight sensation but not sore.
Woke up at 6:15am this morning blinded by migraine auras. Dosed up on hard painkillers and went back to bed, woke up at 7pm. Luckily I slept through the brunt of it, but i've still got a pretty bad headache.
It might be a tumor.
ETS NUTTA TOOMORE
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I have to call the guy that will be the chef of the Asheville Chang's I'm transferring to to introduce myself but I have no idea what to really talk about.
/runon
Got up this morning to go to the store, and went outside to find all four of my tires slashed.
I knew instantly it was the fuckfaces in the building next door, they've been parking their cars in my spot, and I guess telling them not to park there was enough for them to seek revenge.
So my day is ruined. :(
File a police report. It won't do shit now, but it might help if you ever have a future grievance to bring against them.
Nomi speaks the truth.
Also, bake them an apple pie with a shitlog in the middle. Leave on doorstep. Enjoy.
Yeah filing a police report was the first thing I did. My landord offered to cover the cost of new tires, so that's nice.
