What kind of fuckwit fucks with a girls fucking car? I wish I lived by you, I'd ensure you they would never do it again.
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What kind of fuckwit fucks with a girls fucking car? I wish I lived by you, I'd ensure you they would never do it again.
Would you spear them with your Unicorn horn?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Anyway that royally sucks E, least you have a cool landlord whose going to cover the cost of your tires. I don't think most would do that.
Slash their tires.
Yes, of course I would Gore them.
That's way too nice, I think a little baking soda in their gas tank would let them know not to fuck with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Knife their entire family or you're a pussy.
Hang them in front of their entire family or you're doing it wrong.
Put their nuts on a dresser. Just their nuts lying on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat.
Lock them in a room with advocate and thief for 2 days.
Sew their assholes closed and keep feeding them.
and feeding them.
and feeding them.
and feeding them.
Wu Tang Wu Tang
You know what's bothering me today? The fact that I have had the worst case of farts in my entire life, these things are death bringers.
Not sure what I ate but damn.
My toilet won't flush entirely.
I've plunged it, used a whole bottle of toilet drain-o over the past few days, and have played with the inside of the top part. Still nothing.
Fuck me. What use is a bathroom in my room if i can't shit in there!
go buy a snake at home depot. Plungers and Draino ain't shit
I don't even know what a snake is.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
Expensive?
http://homerepair.about.com/od/plumb...let_clog_6.htm
You can find them for $15-$20 but sometimes places only carry more expensive ones since they figure you have to buy it no matter what.
I'm going to call the landlord tomorrow and see if I can get him to do it. Otherwise I'll go to Home Depot tomorrow afternoon and pick this contraption up.
I hate doing any plumbing jobs around the apartment. I don't care if it's my hair, unclogging the shower drain is simply disgusting.
You dumb ass. The landlord has to do that shit, and he has to pay for it. Stop wasting your money.
I just got up. Got class til 4 and then 6-715.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
The Spawn store sucks. If I add something to my cart, go through the entire checkout process (twice), and hit the submit button; then I should be guaranteed my order instead of having to remove something that has "sold out" in less than two minutes since it was listed. Stores like RightStuf which automatically remove an item from the main inventory to be purchased by a person when someone adds it to their cart should be the way all online stores work.
Hospitals always suck dude. Especially when relating to spawn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana
Man. What a week.
First my tail light goes. Fine. I'm waiting on the new socket in the mail. Driving with no tail light for a week.
Then my toilet stops working. Fine, plunge and drain-o to nothing. Call landlord. Fine, he'll take care of it.
Then tonight, after 5 classes, my tire went fubar and I had to change it to the spare in front of CVS. It's a big rip too, and will probably result in the purchase of a new tire.
I got a job. I have to wear a shirt with a collar. I'm such a fucking sellout.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Josh
congrats. what are you doing?
Getting fired in a week is what he's doing.
Plug in those patchcords, faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Some AV bitchwork. $15 an hour for 6 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Pretty much this, yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
I hope so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I'm cheap and didn't buy textbooks, and the books for my classes are not on course reserve yet.
At least you have course reserve as an alternative. I need to buy a lab manual for a class, or I can't pass, but it only comes with the textbook. It's a first edition textbook. The package runs $180 at the cheapest. I'm kinda screwed on that one.
Steal their tires and leave their car on blocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
That's lame. Thankfully they don't do that around here; the lab manuals are all sold through local copy shops, and are typically $15-35, depending on the size. Let me guess, you can only get the package at your school bookstore? My school bookstore is run by eFollett, and have the highest prices in town.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Better yet, steal their car and leave the tires on blocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
No, actually my professor forgot to even submit that it was a required course material, so we didn't find out until the first day that there even was a textbook. The bookstore didn't know about it, so they don't even have it in stock yet. Same price as amazon, sadly. The TA is completely unwilling to let me make photocopies of her lab manual as an alternative, she said I need the actual pages to receive credit. TOTAL BULLSHIT.
That's pretty lame :( You should be able to sell the textbook used on Amazon next semester for a decent amount, right?
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
lol
my grandmother's dvd player broke, and i couldn't fix it. frustration plus lack of air-conditioning lead to the dvd player in question meeting a pickaxe. the worst part of being known as handy with electronics is that every member of your family wants you to come in, snap your fingers and make their truman-era electronics to just magically work.
Kick her ass.
UMD's campus bookstore buys back some books for more than you can buy them used at the other two bookstores around campus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
So I had to drive home a friend tonight but since my car is now running on 3 tires and 1 tail light, I asked my roommate to borrow his. I dropped her off at her place and mentioned how many cops were around.
On my way home, 2 blocks away from the house, I get pulled over for a fucking tail light. The tail light isn't even broken in my roommate's car, the connection just periodically loosens so it goes out without anyone noticing. (probably a faulty socket, same as in my car.. the bulb for my car was shipped out today, and tomorrow I have to go buy a new tire since no way they can fix the rip in mine)
So the cop comes to the window and the first thing he asks me is how much I've had to drink tonight. I was like wtf, I was driving AT the speed limit, not swirving, and was unaware of the tail light. Get the whole where are you coming from, going to shit and then asked for license and registration. My roommate keeps his registration in his wallet. Fuck.
Cop took 15-20 minutes and I'm in my car pissed off as shit since I still don't know why I've been pulled over other than thinking this asshole pulled me over to see if I was sober and was now busting my balls. He eventually comes back and gives me a warning for the tail light and yells at me for not having the registration but no ticket for that.
So while nothing outside of a warning happened, it still pissed me off.
Between driving without a tail light for the last week because of the socket in my car, blowing my tire today which will probably cost a pretty penny tomorrow for a new one, and getting pulled over for my roommate's tail light today, I hate cars.
Oh its serious... you're on your way to a full disadulation.
I hope so.
No one pulls me over on the bus. No one.
I talked in a poltical thead here after not touching those things for like half a year.
I had to read a lot of Biff post.
I agree. Jiggas get throat punched for this shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Maybe through amazon, but the university won't buy it back since it's unlikely that another course will be using it next semester. The paying upfront is more what I'm worried about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
Time to start flashing those taters chica.
Option 3 i donating the book to a local library. You can write off the cost of the book for your taxes. I've been doing it for a few years to get back money when a business book might cost me $238 and the school book store is "willing" to pay $8 for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Where is that "Eff the world" thread?
I just found out that my grandmother has colitis. First a removed spleen & galbladder, then cancer, and now this.
Not as serious, but my boss is annoying the fuck out of me with things she's pulling around the office.
All women have a colitis, the problem is finding it.
Need a GPS there, kiddo?
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/upl...4/facepalm.gif
I just picked up one of my toads and it pissed all over me.
please suggest me the worst my chemical romance song cause i need that last step right now
im kidding, no im not going to slit my wrists, i just feel pretty miserable right now, and no i really dont want a song suggestion from my chemical romance.
Rent Mercs 2. Blow shit up. Very cathartic.
Listen to the first Taking Back Sunday LP. It'll fix you right up.
i cant tell if this is actual advice or continuation of the joke :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Get on AIM I'll send it to you.
True. :tu: I used and abused GTA:SA for this very reason many nights after a rough, shitty day in the OR.Quote:
Originally Posted by Error
What's bugging me is how emotional and crazy I've been lately, just a big puddle of tears and estrogen. It really is exhausting, thank goodness I'm not like this the majority of the time...
we need to find a cure for that
Tell All Your Friends?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I like that cd, I should listen to it again.
No, you really should't, even if you like it. Because God hates you for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
If he wanted you to take back Sunday he wouldn't have given it to you in the first place.
Awesome! On the day that my left taillight socket is to be delivered, my right one gives out!
Now I'm driving with absolutely no lights in the back for the next few hours!
This is an even better reason to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
O NO YOU DI-IN'T.Quote:
Originally Posted by Error
And will you tell all your friendsQuote:
Tell All Your Friends?
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
So my father and I get along, which is nice.
He's also gonna come off radiation therapy soon, which is nice. He'll be more mobile and not falling asleep after and hour of conversation.
Problem is the amount of those hours probably shrink considerably from this point on.
The revelation that I love him and hold no anger towards him are going to make this oh so much harder than I'm prepared for...
The handbags and the gladrags folks, handbags and gladrags.
So, basically I've been working as a bike courier, which might be the awesomest job in the world. Today I was out on deliveries and was waiting to make a left turn onto a busy street. I get a break, and turn left behind a big white pickup with a camper and three rednecks in the cab. Once behind, I realize the bed of the pickup is loaded with stalks of bamboo. This was when two of the fucking things come flying out like green 7 foot spears of death. The first one whizzes past with a "fwoosh!" The second hits the ground about 20 yards ahead of me and slides across the asphalt under my right pedal, less than an inch from my tires, at about 30 mph.
However, this is not what's bugging me, as I am badass to the point of basically being immune to death. What's bugging me is I missed an excellent opportunity to do a punk rock sneer and spit on that motherfucker as it slid past me the way that orc in the Return of the King did when he almost got creamed by a flying boulder.
I'm pretty dissapointed I waited eight years for this.
maybe it can grow on me.
Did you at least do a no-handed wheelie?
Sounds like an exciting job.
It's not terrible. Back in Black has some good original songs for a cover band that have kept me happy waiting for new stuff.
Besides, 8 years is still shorter than those of us waiting for Chinese Democracy. :fail:
Identity theft problem is back. Joke's on those assholes though, cuz I don't have any money.
I hate when I ask questions to get the truth and get more in answers than I bargained for. Can't go into detail, but I'll just say that things are permanently ruined with someone I thought was a good friend. I am really down about the situation and I can't just "forget about it".
I'm so pissed off because it's interfering with my daily life and I feel betrayed, honestly.
When you're a pretty upbeat person most of the time, people tend to notice when something is wrong, so for the last few weeks, everyone has been wondering what's going on with me. I've been able to "fake" my way though conversations as of late to keep people off my back, but to be honest, I really don't want to talk to anyone for a long time.
Is your friend the leader of DECEPTICON?! :D Sorry.
someone set us up the bomb?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
I just ate some pizza and scorched the top of my mouth, which stopped me from talking to the cute girl behind the counter who served me.
FUCK TIME WARNER. Cable has been out for 2 days, call for tech support and after the runaround, finally scheduled someone to look at it today. Do they reimburse??? Noooooo.... assholes.
If you talk to a supervisor they will.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
It was almost impossible to even get someone live on the phone, who happens to be an idiot. I probably have a higher chance of winning the lottery than getting the supervisor. I am done with TW, I am going to switch to DSL even if it is slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Your lesser of two evils is actually TW unfortunately. Verizon and their DSL are full of the most faggoty faggotness. Just check my last post in the Circuit Board http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...post1064206055Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Ive also seen so many times where they forget to turn a customer on and while you try and get supprt for 3+ weeks they keep saying it's on your end. Also, hope you have outside line repair to your house. If the little box all the wires come into at the house is shit, you'll pay out the ass to get it fixed. Phone can work fine but the internet will be shit if you're in this situation.
I hope DSL works okay because I have had so many outages from TW cable, it is not even funny. I don't understand, the last 4 years, we probably had 1 outage (or 2), but this year, I probably have 4/5 outages and each time it was days if not weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
I have DSL ... and honestly. I want to go back to cable internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Same here. They keep blaming it on "upgrades". I couldn't tell you how many times all my boxes reset in a week. Then I love when the NHL package blacks out for no reason for days at a time and they have no answer for me. But really, Verizon sucks just as bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
DSL juggles dicks. I've never had it work well.
God I hated it when I had dsl, the fact that 1/5 times I had to fucking shut down my computer and reboot to get it to work was enough for me to skull fuck it and put it's fuckpickle ass on ice.
Fuck dsl.
DSL really is atrocious if you intend to do any serious online gaming as well.
its not bad, but not like cable.
For example yesterday, all afternoon the apartment complex was working on the sidewalk and breezeways ... aka improving them. And the jackhammer alone was causing my DSL to go in and out. I'm sure that can't be why, but it was very odd that when the jackhammer was crushing the concrete, my net would log off.
Also: I can do online gaming, but I am the one that causes the game to lag. LOL.
I've had people speak highly of it. It supposedly depends on proximity.Quote:
Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy
Natural selection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Error
I have so much new music from the last week or so that I don't have the time to listen to all of it and I'm falling way behind. I need more hours in the day.
You're right, that was nature's way of making sure I don't get dragged down by a waitress in a pizza parlor.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Like I said in the Tech section. Your outside line and the connection to the house is the key to DSL. Chances are the slight vibration from the jackhammer was wiggling it around. hones still work fine but internet turns to shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
These people probably are not gamers and mass leechers either. Plenty of parents speak highly of it because all they had before was AOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
XBox broke again. Gosh darn it. Had to call 4 times over 4 days to get Microsoft to send me a label to send it in. Right before Viva Pinata 2 and Fable 2 and Rock Band 2 come out.
ARRRRRGH!
Also, totally seeing red re: work right now.
I can never fucking sleep anymore. Is starting to get to me.
Drink.
Try to watch Legend. Put me to sleep 2 nights in a row.
This is all bad advice.
Terrible advice.
nyquil.
I live by it on nights i can't sleep, though i've no doubt you've tried any and all methods before.