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Alcohol is the best advice you're going to get next to fucking.
I could fuck after alternating shots of nyquil and vodka and it wouldn't work.
Late night phone call is going to happen. You better answer.
I don't talk on phones.
Some fucking whore is sending my bf suggestive texts and myspace messages. Even though I have gone to his work and she knows we're together she still tries this shit?
I've been so close to going down there and kicking her ass, but I'm waiting to see how my bf chooses to respond to these advances.
Oh boy, I certainly hope he passes your relationship test!!!!!
Tonight you shall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
He's fucking her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
He's a musician, are you shocked?
Oh lol. then he's been fucking her, and a couple of her friends for months now. Probably some of your friends too.
He fucked me when I was drunk.
You guys are cruel.
How long has this been going on for? Shouldn't you be talking to him about this instead of complaining about it on the internet and waiting for him to cheat on you or something? I dunno, seems kind of silly to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
Hey I don't know jack shit about your relationship, so I"ll just put it this way.
The probability of your boyfriend being faithful to you is directly proportionate to the insanity level of the girl he may/may not be seeing.
If she's crazy enough to do this with no just cause, then he's in a bad position and you should probably try to help bail him out of it.
If she's not crazy enough to do this without a reason, and is in fact a reasonable enough person to not send this shit to guy she knows is unavailable unless something is actually happening, well then he's probably banging her.
Yeah, but she has a vagina which preempts doing the obvious and logical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
You're welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
Also how do you know that she's sending suggestive texts and myspace messages if you haven't talked to him about it? Are you pulling the reading his private shit behind his back bullshit?
THE PLOT THICKENS
I just want Rated E back on the market for my turn.
I'd fuck around on her too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
YAWA, she seems very stupid and kind of the type of girl who stalks and throws herself on the person she likes. She's not very good looking or anything, I would say more crazy than sneaky.
I saw some texts and confronted him about it. He knows I'm aware of this girl, and that she contacts him. I know I express my frustration online, but it's to cool my jets so I speak to him more rationally and not jump to conclusions.Quote:
How long has this been going on for? Shouldn't you be talking to him about this instead of complaining about it on the internet and waiting for him to cheat on you or something? I dunno, seems kind of silly to me.
We have talked about it.Quote:
Also how do you know that she's sending suggestive texts and myspace messages if you haven't talked to him about it?
I'm more upset about another girl so stupidly hitting on him when she has met and spoke to me. We don't have communication issues, and I don't have any reason not to trust him. I was just upset and venting. =/
I can console you.
So you nosed into his private business than confronted him about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Nah ya listen here. Ahlie's not gunna be pulled over bah a bunch of harny ahs holes. Y'all just leave 'er be and consoll 'er fer the kind of things y'all is still gettin' ahver from three years back.
No. She was texting him while we were watching a movie. Don't judge me based on your assumptions please. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Why were you looking at his phone screen?
WHO IS TEXTING YOU LET ME SEE!
Oh, its this girl I'm TOTALLY NOT FUCKING REALLY SHE JUST DOES THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SHE GOT MY NUMBER!
That happened to me in my last relationship but to be fair we were on a break and I really didn't fuck the girl in the bathroom stall all the way to the left near the wall that night.
Nah yer strah mannin' the situashin.
Welcome to my hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Is he the one who told you about the MySpace messages? How did she get his number? I would never give someone my number that I didn't like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
What did he say were his feelings?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
Here's the thing: if he doesn't like it he needs to tell her straight up to stop it or he'll tell whoever is responsible for that shit at work. Tell him to man up. Most people are reasonable enough but if she's crazy he'll have to go to the HR person or whatever.
Sane or not, she isn't going to stop unless there is sufficient motivation or she gets what she wants.
But you getting pissed about it doesn't help if he is frustrated by the situation. It's a girl hitting on your guy and it's going to happen, there's no point in getting upset about it - you just need to trust him and be there for him.
It's weird she has his number, though.
He is fucking her and he wants Rated E to know.
A terrible headcold made me miss going out to NYC to see someone tonigiht and she's kinda pissed at me. That's not even the worst part. I can't stay asleep.
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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Tonight I showed some friends of mine a Lego tower I was building and they all laughed at me.
That's a mean thing for them to do, Peas. I have a big Lego firetruck in my closet and a little Lego train on my stand. Legos are fun.
Fixed. btw, just because she's not as hot as you doesn't mean he isn't tapping it. Guys cheating on a girl isn't always just because the new girl looks hotter.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Bill Clinton.
Did you try drinking?Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Why do you think I didn't post after that?
I told you it was bad advice. You're an alchy now.
I drink for sport not out of neccessity.
Except when you can't fall asleep and drinking is the only ailment cure. Spoken like a true alchy.
I don't need your approval so you can suck the fibers off of my hairy nuts.
Quick to anger. That's also a sign.
My dog took 3 nasty, runny, slimy shits scattered throughout my room room this morning. Lovely little presents to wake up to.
What's bugging me today?
The price of the morning after pill.
Mooch didn't pull out?
For future reference, if the girl in question is on birth control pills, she can take multiple pills of that and it's the EXACT same thing as the morning after pill. There are things online somewhere showing how much to take for each brand. It's entertaining that they charge so much more for 1 pill when a month's supply (which can turn into a morning after pill) is considerably less.
Damn it. She is, just hasn't been taking it the past week or so as she bled from her vagina. I didn't want to have to worry so I just said fuck it and went to CVS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Better safe than sorry. Someone would have to shell out the cost to replace her normal pills anyway, and insurance won't cover replacements (if they cover them to begin with) but it's a good thing to know so there's no rush to a pharmacy if it happens again.
It's like 40 bucks here, pretty cheap considering the alternative.
IIRC they're $25 on campus here, and about $40 off campus. Both are still way cheaper than abortions.
It's something like $10 on campus, but it's closed on sundays.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
I'll pay the $50 every time the situation arises.
Been getting a nosebleed every night for the past two weeks. Nice two nostril gushers. So to fit the trend. I can't sleep.
I had Tom Brady on my fantasy team. I dislike him very much.
Brain aneurysm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
Just had this pretty chill girl I've been hooking up with the last month or so leave my apartment probably for the last time. I can't stand in the way of her and her beloved ex and I'm not willing to give her that type of relationship, either. It sucks but oh well, time to move on.
Moving out isn't looking too well. Checked out one place and it looked like about 20 tornadoes on their periods blasted through the place. I might end up living at home for the first quarter. The thing is, the drive is a bitch if I don't leave at the right time. I have no idea what to do and time is running out.
Apparently Marco's hip is fucked up. It took me about ten minutes to coax him into standing up this morning and then when I just barely touched him on the left hip area he screamed, jumped and laid back down. I sure hope it's just a little bumpage and not a bad injury.
Monday night teacher is too freaking boring to sit through. I'm two for two when it comes to ultra snoozer classes this semester and there is no option to bring in a laptop. They want you "participating" yet can't do anything but read off 40 something slides prepared by the book's publisher. Meh.
So funny story. After having surgery on my ear to repair the 2 bones and remove the tons and tons of scar tissue on my ear drum from the hole that was on the ear drum from my incident, I now have another hole in my eardrum, though it is only the size of a pin. After the surgery it seems to have gotten infected and dripping ooze everyday, which is the cause of the new hole. On the other hand, the hole shouldn't be of any concern, and I got some ear drops that will hopefully fix this infection asap. The ooze and popping in my ear every damn time I swallow has been driving me crazy.
I somehow managed to scratch my left eye which got infected making it an ulcer. It fucking sucks. The eye doctor told me it looked like it's been there for 2 weeks but I only started feeling it 2 days ago. Luckily it wasn't over the pupil so my vision is fine. After giving my insurance a work out, I have some eye drops to fix the damage.
You get used to it. I have chronic Eustachian tube blockages and the popping will persist for a few weeks or more at a time. Drives me insane for the first week or so, but I rarely notice it after. It's really bothering me right now though because I have a headache and it sounds loud.Quote:
Originally Posted by ElCapitan
Sorry to hear that. Hopefully these drops will cure this infection asap and then I just have to hope that the bones heal right. Yesterday they had to suck out all the drainage while they were looking in there and that was some of the loudest shit I have ever heard. More painful then even when the doctor was scratching my eardrum with a knife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
I'm 20, should I move out - yes or no?
PROS
My own place with a roommate(s)
So close to school I can walk
Avoiding driving 20 miles to school (this would be equivalent to about 40-60 minutes)
CONS
My scholarship and grants could be used toward other shit (mainly a new car)
Parents provide food
I just don't know and time is seriously running out.
You don't need a new car and stop relying on your parents to feed your stupid ass. Move the fuck out.
this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
If you're ready for it and can support yourself do it, there's no point moving out if it's just gonna put you deep into debt. Once you move out you shouldn't move back in, so be sure you can support yourself and are sure you're ready for all the responsibility.
this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
but in california cars are important, so dont listen to the east coasters. Your going to want to use money earned towards cost of living vs your grants and scholarships, that should be your fallback money, and then when you get out of school you arent fucked with no job and no more money coming in.
But he doesn't need a NEW car. He can get a fucking USED car.
I do agree on the not getting a new car if you don't need it. Just get what works and what is decent in price. But you don't need to move out unless you're ready. If you don't hate your family there isn't anything wrong with staying at home until you're done with school or whenever you feel it's time then moving out. Better you stay a year later than come back when you're 30.
If you live with your parents in college you are missing out, big time. No matter what you do buy the cheapest reliable car you can find.
This statement is so true it'll probably make TNL crumble.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
New cars are always a dumb idea unless they tell everyone how big your cock is. If it's reliable and economic transportation you require just buy a semi-used one some dumbass bought that HE/SHE couldn't afford.
Whats bugging me today?
Well as I was pulling out of my school parking lot, these dumb bitches I had flipped off for trying to cut me off a week or two ago and havent gotten over it called the cops on me and said I was reckless driving. I wasn't, so when I pull up to get some tea from a local coffe shop, a cop car pulls up and questions me about it.
How low can you go, pathetic bitches...
So yes, having a good time, also being pissed off about things.
-Got a parking ticket on campus, because i forgot to buy a temporary day pass. I was rushing to class and forgot because it took me a god damn hour just to find a spot. A temp pass is $5, the ticket was for $40. I am fighting it, because I still cant afford a parking pass because financial aid has still not cut me my check.
-Financial aid still has not cut me my check, and i have another payment due in a little over a week.
-Bhphotovideo.com is not taking orders right now, so there went my chances of getting photo shit i needed before tuesday in class (the site is the only place i can get the things the teacher required, and i just got enough funds to afford the stuff.)
-Jury duty time came, and i called the number only to find out that i have to call to find out if i have to go serve on tuesday. So i have to call at noon tuesday, and i am either due for jury duty 45 minutes later in newport, or due in class an hour later cause id idnt have to serve. If i miss class, then im fucked because thats when we were printing and turning in our first photo projects.
rawr
So I was supposed to go see Babylon A.D. with a friend. She ended up inviting some of our other acquaintances, which was cool since the more the merrier and they also wanted to see the same movie. However, they got theater names mixed up and ended up going to a theater that was not the theater they checked for movie times. They all said "oops" and decided to watch something else. I decided to stay home.
My gas got siphoned while I was at work.
Jokes on them, my check gauge meter was on for gas!
My 360 Elite broke today....it stopped reading discs......wtf is it a PS2 all of a sudden?
I've been there for four months.
OK, so yesterday at work, I had the craziest lady come in. She was trying to ship a package through UPS going to a PO Box which can't be done, only postal goes to a PO Box. I tell her that, she freaks out. Finally we get a physical address and she doesn't have the right zip code. I look it up and find the correct one and of course she has to throw a fit about that too.
After I've rung up the delivery and mailer, she decides she wants to forget about shipping it because of all of the problems she's had at our store. I say ok, but we'll need to charge her for the mailer since she's already written on it and closed it up. She screams, "Don't you even say a word to me you fucking bitch!"
At this point, she's completely lost it. I go to give her her change and she chucks it all in my face. Fucking whore. She then proceeds to tear open her package and throw the contents all over my store. Her dumbass then has to pick it all up while screaming every obscenity she can think of. Oh, and apparently I'm racist because she had the wrong fucking zip code. Luckily NGE was in the store at the time, so he gets on the phone with the police while I go grab the dude who works next door at Verizon.
Finally the bitch leaves, and as she drives away, she stops her car at our door and screams, "BITCH" at the top of her lungs. This poor old dude next door said he could hear her yelling the whole time. Of course the lady had no license plates and her windows were hefty bags. Cops come and ask if I want to press charges and I say no. Good thing is, since I told her never to step foot in our store again, if she does, she can be arrested on the spot for trespassing.
Here is a mock-up of her so you guys can be safe and steer clear of her if you see her.
thats a better picture than the police sketch would have been
Racist.
Apparently I'm a huge racist. I never knew.
Apparently ... ;)
Picture isn't black enough and her ass isn't nearly as large as it was in real life. We are talking Reno 911 officer status here.
Samba, you're the most unracist person I know!
That picture rules so much though.
That's crazy Samba! I keep waiting for someone to have an episode at my job but it hasn't happened yet. I always wonder what makes people flip their shit like that.
Some mother fucker stole $200 from my savings account somehow. Better believe I'm gonna get that shit back or there is gonna be hell to play with my bank.
I did sound for a hardcore show tonight. I hate hardcore music.
Tell me more.
I told you plenty.
You should've had technical difficulties.
As for me, huge hangover, didn't get the numbers of the two ladies I was talking to, and no food to eat. Tough times.
I hate the ref of the Denver/SD game. He's a dirtbag and a cheater.
I can feel some Taco Bell diarrhea flirting with the rim of my anus and I can tell it's going to burn.
This always happens when I indulge in Taco Bell. Those new Volcano Tacos do not help in the slightest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peas
I just found out my mom and step dad are getting a divorce. It's pretty sad because I thought they had a good marriage going. I guess I've been away from San Francisco too long to really notice things weren't going well. Now my mom wants me to move back up to San Francisco to help her out around the house (and the mortgage) once my step dad moves out. I'll have to quit my current job and look for a new job in San Francisco, where the market is even tighter. Now would be a good time for me to win the lottery.
I am still wanting to quit my job, as I have been cut from 5 days to 3.
Stone Brewery has a few positions open, but I don't know if I'm the kind of person they want to hire, and its out in the middle of no where so walking/skateboarding/biking there every day would be a pain, but the 6 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. schedule sounds very nice to me.
I have just now stumbled upon another opening at a Wine bar about 3 blocks from where I currently work and could walk to in about 20 mins from home, while the hours are a bit better (they are open till midnight or 1 am depending on the night) I'm not really a wine drinker, so as long as I stay a cook I should be fine.
What's bugging me? Neither place will pick up their fucking phone or answer any of my e-mails.