Sometimes I wish they just didn't plow the snow off the roads. Let the ruts form, I say. The snow just looks better than the asphalt.
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Sometimes I wish they just didn't plow the snow off the roads. Let the ruts form, I say. The snow just looks better than the asphalt.
you're fucking with us, aren't youQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Testicular cancer of the brain is no laughing matter.
I wish. He went through 4 months of chemo but it came back and sprouted in his brain, he should be fine, but fuck.
The good thing about him is that he's not some ninny and I can make fun of him for having a potentially terminal illness.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
What, like arm cancer?
Arm Cancer™ is not a laughing matter.
What if it's close to the funny bone?
Does he like the Minnesota Vikings and was he NOT allowed to use the Internets?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
I just went through three days worth of new posts. Buttcheek's double posting and elkino's overuse of emoticons are bugging me.
Guess I really don't have too much to bitch about. That's also kinda bugging me.
I don't get this. Should I get this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Yeah. Somebody here had arm cancer and it was a good time to make fun of him because he wasn't liked. He may have also liked the Vikings and is probably the same person that was on house arrest and "banned" from the internet. I could also be making all of this up. Stupid TNL shit all blurs together for me.
The only thing you got wrong was the "wasn't liked" part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyne
The words you want to use is "isn't liked"
I overreacted, I'm better now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
Shoulda done this: Punched through the bottom of your Scion's floorboard and Fred Flintstone the fuck out of there.Quote:
Originally Posted by K3V
I feel lonely and like crap. And I woke up today to find my back tire flat.
meh
I'm fucking cool on TNL.
No, you aren't.
Holiday depression?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
probably something like that. + no job + no school + waiting for life to pick up again.
go on a hike, take your mp3 player.
Waiting for life to happen means its never going to happen. Get out there and make life happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
I had this feeling for the past month and a half or so, and have the same thing at least once a year (I bet everyone does). I have felt like I had been treading water with school, work, and the rest of life.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
I have the tendency to overthink just about everything. To fight this tendency, I blatantly hit on a girl on the way to school, and seriously got shot down within three sentences. It felt great, because for once I didn't hold back and add a "what if" to the mushy filing cabinet. I have a few more good things that I'm working on in the near future. Don't wait until New Years to turn things around.
waiting for life to happen as in waiting for school to start back up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
It gets really really really really OH MY FUCKING GOD, old, that anytime I say anything, at least one of you assholes imply its my fault and I'm either lazy and/or stupid.
Holy crap, man, he was just trying to tell you to keep your chin up and get out there. Wow. You are sensitive.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
your stupid face is sensitive
No Christmas card for you.
I guess I'll apologize if I went over the line. I'm in a pretty bad mood tonight. My dog had a seizure and puked five times.
Well now that you mention that part ... Its understandable.
I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
Now you're just being silly.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
Advice taken for next time!
buttcheeks is bugging me
Someone hit my car in the back and made a huge dent on the hatch door. Fucking assholes.
It was probably Ramon.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
My car is not a guy, I don't see him banging it in the ass.
He'd bang anything with a hole, and I'm pretty sure your car has an exhaust pipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Cain! Cain is bugging me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
http://www.geekshow.us/wp/wp-content...ds/robocop.jpg
I hear Mercury is coming out with a line of cars for those who really love their cars. Here's the ad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
Cain! Cain is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228946771
Cane! Cane is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228946849
Cane! Cane is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228946902
Kane! Kane is bugging me!
http://www.witsendfilms.com/images/kane_hodder4.jpg
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Originally Posted by BerringerX
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Originally Posted by BerringerX
Kane! Kane is bugging me!
http://www.techshout.com/images/kanes-warth-ss1.jpg
Kane! Kane is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228951059
Cain! Cain is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228951346
Kain! Kain is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228951579
Cain! Cain is bugging me!
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1228952353
Needs an update.
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http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../17076/200.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Some guy pulled into work tonight 4 minutes after we were "closed" and I was locking the doors as he turned off his car. I'm sure he looked at his car's clock and realized he was too late to get a damn burger, but he marched up to the door anyways. I was already away from it when he tried uselessly to get in. I did turn to look at him though, and as I made eye contact he proceeded to kick the door and flip me the bird. I smiled at him and blew him a kiss. He was driving a company car with the number on it, I figure I'll call them tomorrow just to be a dick. Not that I was that upset over the whole ordeal, I just don't like being flicked off.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...7&d=1215092467Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
It bugs me that I didn't notice this joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by NirvanaNeeds an update.
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Just found out that my office crush is leaving for Argentina and may stay there for a long, long time. :cry:
And we starting to get "closer", too.
You should probably stick it in her butt before she leaves.
Last chance...
Truth. I did tell her we should go out before she leaves, but she has mono (which I already got and can't get again). She's been dragging feet lately and it's more of a, "do I have enough energy to hang out" kind of thing for her. She told me the mono thing is messing up her plans with all of her other friends.
I'm gonna try asking her again a bit later.
You just couldn't think of one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
That is a wide open door. She can't hang out with anybody else because of a disease you are immune to. This is god telling you to go forth and screweth the bootilicious one. Or science. Whatever you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
IWANTMYBASSBACK
I've been waiting on parts for fucking months. On the up, if I had it I wouldn't be renting a 68 P-Bass to record with. I am pretty excited about that.
Mono sucks so much ass though, I remember feeling tired and useless for about a month when I had it.
I went to school and worked through mono.
I went to school, no work though.
It sucked balls.
got rear ended on the way home. doesnt look like much damage at all, but my neck is giving me a hard time. not my year with cars :(
Oh... your going be one of those bitches that goes..... "Oh! My neck, you bumped my neck"
Lawsuit.
I'm sure you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by D_N_G
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Originally Posted by Netwurked
nah, i told the guy i wouldnt even call his ins. if it was under a certain cost to fix.
next time you shouldn't be so rough on me, big boyQuote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
training our new hires today makes me miss samba de amiga so much more now that shes on her way to illinois. i always knew she was great at her job but now that im staring one of the busiest days of the year in the face and my only help are 2 brand new people with a day of experience combined i realize exactly how much we relied on her here. :(
Maybe you shouldn't have fired her.
maybe i didnt fire her maybe she left me
Dude you're embarrassing yourself. Serious a page back NGE told everyone they are evicted and that they are moving to Illinois. I don't even know NGE and I know NGE is married to Samba.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
serious. stop.
I'm fairly certain you're the one embarrassing yourself here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Maybe he was joking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
really?Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Quote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
You're still doing it.
I'm certain that we're all embarrassing ourselves.
Speak for yourself owl boy.
Jesus, that was embarrassing.
How bothersome that is.
yeah, advocate is doing that thing...
Which one?
Nothing is better than working with an employee that knows his/her shit. Trust me... I have 2 noobs that I have to watch over and it sucks. It only sucks cause they show no ambition.Quote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
Advocate is a man of gold. Solid gold, you hear me? And I will not have you speak ill of him.
That's Calliander, catsmeow and her sister, NGEFreek and Samba de Amiga. At Dave and Busters.
Jesús Cristo, this is confusing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
Where in Illinios are you bitches? I was thinking of sometime in spring driving out to see Mzo again and I'd love to swing by you if you're close to on the way.
Also: I bought a new mattress for moving out, a Queen sized bed, and I am in so much pain every morning, I know there's a break in period, but I think it's to the point of absurd and I'll need to return it. god damn what a pain.
Illinois is a lot fucking colder than California. :(
Jump up and down on it. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Wil...C10029378.jpegQuote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
I don't know why today, but today I'm just missing the hell out of my dad. I need a hug, man, for real.
I'm kinda annoyed at holiday drivers. One in particular today got all pissy at me because i was in the right lane (which ISN'T a right turn only lane) because he assumed it was for turning only. Well I'm sorry Mister I drive a Mercedes, I don't care if you have to sit in the car and wait for the light to turn green listening to your trophy wife nag you about shit, I was going to inch up and let you pull out, but then I saw you act like a fucking 4 year old, so suck my carbon emissions bitch.
that's what happens, brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
i hate weekends. I don't like working all the time, but really, i'm tired of not working about halfway through Saturday. Getting 2 days off in a row used to be a rare happy thing, but now it's just a hole that divides the weeks.
Didn't I tell you that I'm the shit? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by catsmeow
In all seriousness, sorry your new guys are lame. Just give them an "employee review", that'll whip them into shape.
Southern Illinois near Carbondale. Or BFE, IL. I've never seen so many camo hunting jackets in one place before. Also, fuck it's cold down here! 19 degrees?!? I'm used to 60-70 degree winters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief Silver
Is it that daddy complex that constantly drives you into the arms of older men?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
I am trying desperately to slither out of a drunken mistake, a moment of indiscretion. I feel so awful.
What was his name?
snape?
LOL.