I've been attempting to fix my car since July and the part I need is supposed to arrive today and it's not here yet at nearly 2pm. FUCK I WANT TO DRIVE MY CAR!!!!
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I've been attempting to fix my car since July and the part I need is supposed to arrive today and it's not here yet at nearly 2pm. FUCK I WANT TO DRIVE MY CAR!!!!
Next time wear a splash guard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
LOL RICH
You can't make this stuff up.
at least it's not herpes.
The Miami one bothers me the most with it's nightclub looking headquarters. Between Caruso's "acting" and how they really push the boundaries of believability with what can be done with databases and computers I really have no idea how it was a successful show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
On another tangent, the long weekend meant the retards all forgot how to drive on the way to work and back home today. I love the asshole that drifted from the right lane to the left at 5mph (while the rest of us were coming from two blocks away at 45mph and above) across four lanes to eat at Wendy's. It's like all the sudden their last brain cell fired (since brain cell 1 was using the cell phone and brain cell 2 was used for respiratory functions) to let them know they NEEDED Wendy's and had to almost cause an accident to fill that need.
Why have you waited half a year to get the parts? And don't say money. I've seen your posts in the haul thread :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple
Stop letting guys jizz all over your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
That's what you get for being so eager to go down on a chick you fucking muff diver. You like whistling through the wheatfields, eh? She's so hip-hop she busts nut in graffiti?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
At least you cut that fucking ferret off your head, though.
I wish you'd post more often.
How would you wrapping it stop another infection in your eye? What the hell man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
edit: I mean, did your doc explain much? It's more likely you got it from a towel or sneezing than in any sexual contact. Hand towels should be of more suspicion than your dick right now.
But he loves it so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
My opthamologist is the one that found it and said it was likely that it's from contact with some vagay and then I touched my eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
My girlfriend scheduled a gyn apt. for tomorrow and I'm going to get checked out again once I finish the Azithromycin and see my opthamologist again on Tuesday.
It seems most likely that my gf has had it with no symptoms and didn't know (although she's only been with one other person before me and has yet to have an irregular pap) because my eye got weird a month or two after we got together. I know I haven't been with anyone in over a year besides her and haven't touched a pussy since April before here.
It'd be wonderful if we're both clean and I really do ONLY have chlamydial conjuctivitis. We'll see, but I doubt it.
Weird. Guess it's not the previously common eye-specific infection (used to account for a good deal of blindness in the world). That stuff is pretty easily passed from sharing facial towels or touching eyes with dirty fingers. If he thinks it's more STD related that's pretty nuts.
Also paps don't screen for chlamydia. They're not an STD test. That's more of a cervical cancer thing.
Crazy eyeball sex. I like it.
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Originally Posted by Rich
My transmission doesn't like to go from second to third gear so I made arrangements to put it in the shop yesterday. I went to enterprise to rent a car, and all they had available (aside from some $400 a week luxury shit) was a Kia Rio. It's like a clown car. Who the fuck would buy one of these Hot Wheels sized aberrations?
SHITTY FIRE IN BOSTON
I know the owner of one of the restaurants that got burned down, and my mother in law is good friends with another (the Umi japanese restaurant you can see from one of the pictures). I hope they can rebuild, but this sucks. At least no one got hurt.
the azithromycin has given me explosive diarhea.
awesome.
pics please!
The Rio 5 isn't bad (hatchback) though it's underpowered. I wouldn't even dream of driving the regular Rio though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
The whole internal sales staff at work (4 people) just got fired with no notice yesterday. Everybody at work is paranoid about getting shitcanned.
All these fat fuck chicks are crowding the gym with their "new years resolutions". Arrg I have to wait for some potato-shaped chick in spandex do her weight set with like 2 pounds and she takes like fucking 15 mins between each rep. Or the girls who are walking at 1 mile per hour for like 3 hours on the treadmill while talking on their cell phones. They don't even sweat or anything. I know this makes me sound elitest but I don't care, it now takes me twice as long to work out because I have to wait for everything.
Edit: LOL @ eyeball clap. She had to have gotten it from the other guy that sucks.
(the clap is gonorrhea)Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
FiOS TV is fucking homo in Maryland.
When I got my HD tv back in NY, the HD box was a free upgrade, the HD service is free, and they gave me an HDMI cable.
Now that I'm back in MD, I gotta pay extra monthly for the HD box and I have to subscribe to the HD package. Fuck them. And of course I'm going to do it because I'm a sucker and want my shit in HD.
Here, the HD box is $5/mo but the channels are free. I even got HBO for a year (probably won't re-up that one though). The quality isn't great, though.
I just switched out my SD box with my roommate's DVR box (the one with HD) and it told me I needed to subscribe to get the HD channels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
Verizon is a bunch of homos. It's because there is no competition in Maryland. Everyone knows Comcast sucks.
Comcast operates in about 90% of Florida; Cox (my provider) is only in this one small area, and I think they try harder because of it.
Gotta love the people who go to the gym to make themselves feel good but don't really do shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
My left upper eyelid is swolen for some reason, so at the moment i have hilton / yorke eyes. Going to the doctor about it soon.
HOPE ITS NOT THE CLAP!
No butterfly kisses with Rich I hope.
Don't sweat it too hard, they'll all be gone in 2 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
I'm being included in more management communications at my job which makes me think they're trying to groom me for a management position. I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a manager again...:\
My plans keep getting shit on. I'm so sick of other people.
Yeah, it's awful. I've been out of town for a while and I got a text message today that said "El Pelon blew up" and I didn't know about the rest til I saw the news story. :( This isn't the first time El Pelon's been on fire, either. Sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
I hate the winter
no flowers or warm sunshine-
please spring, come back soon...
Oh look a haiku
its magical snowflake time
see what i did here?
Today kinda sucks
Josh is writing dumb haikus
Please shut the fuck up
Haiku's are whats bugging me.
Ugly white rappers
Somehow get lots of porn stars
Necro, Non Phixion
Can we move along?
haiku, so 2008.
cinquain, the future.
guzzle
my nuts
lick them gently
now a little faster
booyah!
My left arm/elbow has been killing me since Saturday and I'm not sure how bad it is at the moment. I'd better smoke some more grass to be safe. To the Bongmobile!
What the fuck is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Stop being a drama queen.
Filler words go here.
Went to the doctor yesterday and came home with a bunch of meds for asthma and allergies. 2 inhalers, nose spray, and some steroid stuff for the asthma. I also have to test my breathing 3 times a day and I can't get my results out of the red (which is bad). Boo for not being able to breath. :(
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Originally Posted by Error
My brother rented a Kia Rio to drive from Atlanta, GA to Montgomery, AL and it pretty much got the most amazing gas mileage ever. It's a pretty decent car if you're not worried that people are equating your car to your dick size. AND YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT MEN WHO DRIVE CARS WITH LARGE ENGINES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
The man who drives the Kia Rio is huge.
open up your mouth
try to pull some air in noob
that is how you breathe
sucks dude. I had a nasty upper respiratory infection a month or so ago, and had the same symptoms and almost all the same perscriptions/treatments. Makes you feel like an old man.
I've had bad allergies and asthma since I was a kid, but moving to a much colder climate kicked the asthma into high gear. Sucks.
If someone decides to press charges, I may be going to prison for some time. I don't think he will, though, since he'll go in just as long as I will for the shit he pulled on me.
Wish you the best of luck regardless Razor :/
Explain.
No. It's settling and I want to put it behind me.
Gnarly, hopefully it doesn't go that way Razor.
Wait, who did Razor get into a fight with now?
Post the story in Fight Club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Immigration.
Immigrants at your new job?
Razor is having problems with La Migra.
My great uncle died. He was wicked he played the harmonica and whittled like a cowboy. But oh well he was old and had a good run. Will remember him fondly.
Also the company I work for (not my own, my day job) just had financing pulled out from under it. On one hand it's annoying and who knows what will happen. But on the other and more me hand I can't help but want it to fail so I can pillage its client list and add some of them to my own.
Bad way to start off 2009. After such a good 2008, too.
As Biff or Dyne are always to point out, I'm not a small guy. This is not the kind of vehicle for a fat person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
I couldn't care less what people think of what I'm driving, status has nothing to do with it. Comfort does. Also, this thing sucks in the snow. The smallest amount of snow on the road sends the car in every direction but straight.
I will admit the gas mileage is great, except it has such a small tank, that I'm still filling up as often as I was with my truck. I hate having to stand out in the cold so I put a whole $13 in it to fill it up. I swear the thing must have a 10 gallon tank in it.
It does have some nice pep to it. When you pick it up and push it across the floor a few times and then let go, it takes off really quick!
Dude your like 6'8"(kidding you are tall though). A KIA anything would NOT fit you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
I have ingrown toenails (always have) but they haven't been bothering me for a good year. I was trimming my nail last night and the corner caught... and it went downhill from there. Ended up having the most grotesque hangnail/entire side of my big toenail coming off. It hurts like fuck to walk and I undid an entire year of careful care to avoid this shit. It's going to be week before this dull pain goes away.
:( that sucks Nomi. My brother had that problem for awhile and ended up having it surgically removed. I remember a big hole in his toe...it looked awesome.
what a great mental image
Sorry to hear about your great uncle. That sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Coincidentally, odd-numbered years suck for me. I had a pretty decent 2008 and am just waiting for some major bullshit to strike in '09.
C'mon, man. Don't be such a tease. Do tell. That is of course anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I had a job interview today. I got up early, dressed all nice, stopped at Kinko's to print out my resume and drive up to this place. Wait around for a good ten minutes for the chef and he walks out finally, shakes my hand, takes my resume and promptly tells me the position had unfortunately been filled but he may have something for me in a couple of months. Fuck.
I didn't really like the layout of the restaurant, it was one of those really styling places with the kitchen right in the middle of the dining area. I'd probably end up fired the first time I burned myself and screamed "BITCH" and offended some moron. It was still a job though. I'm gonna find a second job one of these days.
Are you one of those people who can't not swear when they talk? Because that's dumb.
Yeah, fuck those fucking faggot nigger fuckers.
(I agree, controlling your language isn't hard)
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Originally Posted by Drewbacca
No, it's no problem really, but it does become difficult when you come into contact with a metal object that is 300+ degrees. I really wouldn't end up fired, but I'm still not a big fan of the kitchen in the middle of the dining area.
Up until sometime in high school both my big toenails were ingrown and if they were touched at all the pain would be really intense right away and then the dull pain would be there for a week or so. I played football & wrestled so they got stepped on a lot. I finally gave in and went to a podiatrist and she took off the sides of my big nails and now I live completely pain free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
If you've got insurance go see a podiatrist asap. The procedure was really painful for me (she couldn't really get one of my toes to numb first) but it was totally worth it.
I understand that. My car won't go in the snow and it won't stop in the snow. It's frightening and dangerous to drive if it's more than a flurry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Mine's like that. It makes sparks in the back window too.Quote:
It does have some nice pep to it. When you pick it up and push it across the floor a few times and then let go, it takes off really quick!
Guy at tech support talked to me like I was an idiot today.
Guy: "Check to see if the usb cable is plugged in tight"
Me: "Ok..." I start to lean over to check.
Guy: "Wait! Here, I'll send you a picture of what a usb cable looks like."
Just because I'm a chick doesn't mean I'm retarded. I should have told him so.
I don't think it's necessarily a female thing. Tech support people HAVE to cater to complete retards. It's safer to assume that people don't know what cords go where.
Possibly. But it's easier to get mad at him if I thought the male pig thing in there too.
You shoulda sent him a pic via email what a vagina looks like... He woulda been dumbfounded.
Well the "interview" with ServPRO was a complete waste of time.
I was called in for an 8:35 interview and was back into the car by 8:39. Essentially the guy wanted to see if I would actually show up, am not a side show freak so that people might trust me to come into their homes for clean up, what the pay rate was, a normal schedule and to tell me that if they were still interested that I would be called sometime next week.
Why could they not tell me this shit over the phone?
I have also been suffering dizzy spells for the last hour. It may be from too much Mello Yello or possibly from the wicked farts eminating from my ass getting trapped in this room, making me dizzy from the stench. Who knows.
Probably be good for straightening out any bad kitchen habits you have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Why assume he's only doing it because you're a woman? But lets be honest with each other here... he was safe playing those odds. Especially when it comes to technology.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
And I know you probably want to argue with me here about it. But proof positive: You had to call in, after all.
Maybe, but I'd still rather work in a closed kitchen or in an open kitchen that was at least 20-30 feet removed from the main dining area. Sometimes when business heats up and you're running around like a maniac, you feel sort of uncomfortable in front of people who don't understand your job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Open Kitchen. Do Not Want.
To bad dude, better luck next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
I think my parents, who have been divorced from each other since I was 14, are dating. They've been dressing up and going out with each other a lot lately. Normally, this wouldn't bother me very much since under any other circumstances, it'd be cool for them to get back together after all these years. However, my dad is remarried and has two kids with his second wife. My half brothers need him more right now.
Ouch, sorry to hear that Nash. I hope he doesn't do anything stupid to jeopardize his current marriage.
I'm in a terrible mood. Not one single thing put me in it, but a bunch of little things.
I could set fire to every one and every thing I see.
Family drama really sucks, and that's just a messed with situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
My Powerbook is broken.
Then again, the disc drive has been broken a while anyway. At least after I'm raped for money, the thing'll work better when I start using my new CS4 on it. There's always an upside to financial sodomy!
Also, this and my girlfriend have been keeping me from TNL. I am amassing sads. :(
This sounds almost like a bad sitcom situation. Good luck, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nash
You should get her to join. We could use another chick around here! And then it would be problem solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
I'm a genius.
Or he could break up with her and move to Colorado and go out with me. I think that's a better solution.
I had surgery on my left lung (the reason why will remain unsaid) on December 12th. Part of it needed to be removed. I feel fine now besides the fact that I'm in some pain, but I should make a full recovery.
I was in the hospital from December 12th to January 10th; 29 days in the hospital after the surgeon said I'd be home in 3-5 days. I had to stay in the same room and couldn't leave pretty much 27 of those days. Why? Chest tubes. Those things fucking suck. Freedom never felt so good after today. You miss the simplest things, such as seeing feeling wind.
I might have to drop this quarter at UCLA. I had to drop the last quarter as well because I had a surgery in October. I have yet to finish a unit at UCLA since transferring.
08 ended terrible, I'm hoping shit will turn around in 09.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and losing another 10 pounds on top of the 20 I lost from my October surgery really blows. All the time and effort put at the gym went down the drain. Back to square one.
And when they break up they can air each other's dirty laundry in FC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
Bummer dude. I'm sorry to hear all that. 2009 will be better!Quote:
Originally Posted by aren
KoF: Yeah, totally! Great idea, right?
My friend might have to get brain surgery... again
For... what reason?
Steal her powers.
I woke up just late enough this morning that I have to ride my bike to get to class on time, and it's cold and raining out. Motherfucker. And I'm sick.
CancerQuote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Oh dear...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
It won't stop snowing here and now we're getting sub-zero temp on top of it all. I said I'd leave Chicago if we had one more brutal winter like last year and I may have to stick to my word. It's a shame Cali's time zone is so fucked up, otherwise I'd consider living there more seriously.
None of you faggots save for The Meach actually played Starcraft tonight. This is why TNL sucks shit.
But you can wake up at 10am on the weekend and there is already football on the tv. It's awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooch