ATTN: TNL

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Originally Posted by Josh

Then use the search function.

btw... the 1000 post rule was a byproduct of CKA's vagina, and the strict adherence to it was a form of trolling. Especially when he asked us to "cut the database crap out ok" or whatever.

noob.

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it actually had more to do with the poor indexing system (don't you just love it when a thread takes several minutes to load because it's scanning through thousands of table indexes, possibly while doing a filesystem sort, pulling data to display?), but thanks for playing

faster disk + newer mysql + more cpu power should be able to cope with > 1000+ post threads, but it will choke still if you people make giant pointless post threads with awesome thought-provoking replies like "ibtn" and such

edit: well, at any rate Nick pays me for my IT services now so it doesn't really matter to me if the database gets broken or not... server problems just means $$$ headed my way!

So if you fucks really have a problem with cka, keep ending threads at 1000 posts. As a bonus you'll save Nick some cash too.

cka getting paid = his vagina is less sandy.

Therefore we no longer have a problem with him.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

Get ready to squeegee your third eye, then. This is going to be it.

also:

eww. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

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This reminds me of that old footage showing a coastal community placing a shit load of dynamite under a whale, blowing it up only to have chunks of whale fall all over the beach, cars, and buildings. Apparently, the stench was awesome and they failed at getting rid of the whale. They wound up burying it in the sand.

Any of you videophiles have that video? I know it exists.

That was like the first video on the internet.

Yep, that video is older than goatse.

All it takes is a simple google search for exploding whale:

Seagulls must have fucking loved that.

We should all post in this thread until it reaches 1000 posts. And then open up a HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT v.2 thread.

Jeez man, spoilarz.

Yeah, that joke hasn't already been posted in this thread.