The town that cocaine built...

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http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/im...Cocaine230.jpg

LOL @ Snowglobe.

It appears David Lee Roth has constructed a bridge connecting Venezuela and Portugal.

He does a face-first headstand and just snorts right over. Faster than the Concorde.

I thought this was gonna be about Miami.

wow what an amazing place. A delicate balance between the drug warriors, religion and government. I'd be surprised if the place didn't collapse within a generation.

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Originally Posted by arjue

I thought this was gonna be about Miami.

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It all ends up in Miami, that's for sure.

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

wow what an amazing place. A delicate balance between the drug warriors, religion and government. I'd be surprised if the place didn't collapse within a generation.

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I don't know, it seems fairly stable actually. The only way it'd collapse would be if someone goes in by force, which sounds like the dumbest possible thing.

Wouldn't be the first time.

$3.50 a gram for pure cocaine imo

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

I don't know, it seems fairly stable actually. The only way it'd collapse would be if someone goes in by force, which sounds like the dumbest possible thing.

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Or if a guy who got silly rich there tried to sieze power over the region. Instead of buying rad houses, spend that money on more fucking boats and nets, employ people for 25% per haul divided by the crew to bring that shit in for you, eventually you'll either own the place or start a civil war.

Or if the cocaine supply ends.

hahahahaha yeah right

getchasniffon

If I lived there I would be dead within a week.

I think you sent me a message about why you wouldn't be dead...

I could be wrong though.

You drunk in the middle of the day again?

If I lived somewhere where KILOS OF COCAINE WASHED UP ON THE FUCKING BEACH I think sobriety would be pretty impossible to stick with, then I would die from a 168 hour cocaine binge.

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Given the remote setting and lack of infrastructure, there are few roads, few cars and the biggest shop in Bluefields sells nothing more sophisticated than a washing machine or TV set.

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All that money floating around and no major retail sector? I bet we could turn that place into mini-America in a year, if we could just find someone to staff a Best Buy-equivalent rather earn 10x as much combing the beach for coke.

Note to self- The perfect tropical vacation. I don't care about drugs in the slightest, but I'm very fond of cash. :D

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Young black men wear baseball hats, NBA sleeveless shirts and Nike Air sneakers. They are bedecked in gold chains.

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Finished reading the article, looks like it's well on the way to mini-America already.

James

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Originally Posted by Josh

If I lived somewhere where KILOS OF COCAINE WASHED UP ON THE FUCKING BEACH I think sobriety would be pretty impossible to stick with, then I would die from a 168 hour cocaine binge.

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I can think of a word, starts with a 'w'... Wiki?
No, that's not it.

And me being drunk has NOTHING to do with it! LEAVE IT ALONE!:lol:

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Originally Posted by Josh

You drunk in the middle of the day again?

If I lived somewhere where KILOS OF COCAINE WASHED UP ON THE FUCKING BEACH I think sobriety would be pretty impossible to stick with, then I would die from a 168 hour cocaine binge.

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Such near pure cocaine,too.

It'd be hard to even stop after the first line.

I would make one huge spiral on the kitchen floor and see how far I could get before I dropped dead.

LOL It'd be like that movie (Lord of War?) where he makes a coke outline of his country on the table.

Or like in real life when Motley Crue cut a line in the shape of Texas.

White Lobster, I like it, I'm going to have to use this name.

Fucking cocaine...