They invented busboys for a reason.
And most of them still don't get tips.
I did.
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One time I went to
Fast Pizza - 923 Washington Blvd Baltimore, MD 21230 - (410) 576-2300
I ordered a steak and cheese. This other guy was waiting for his for his sub and in the meantime he swung the blade(no handle) of a large kitchen knife around and kept yelling "chop-chop, motherfucker" to the chef. He just kept waving that knife in the chef's face. In hindsight it was hilarious. I have since moved out of Baltimore.
also - carry out tip is a no unless I ask them to go out of their way
I still think a tip should be based on how your service was. I seriously don't think it should be mandatory and 15% no matter what. Why should you tip a bad waiter/waitress the same that a good one gets? And why should you tip a waitress that didn't do anything for you? Which one do you pick? Do you tip all the waiters and waitresses when you come pick up your food? So no I don't tip on pick up only when I'm dining in.
I remember being in there when someone did a drive by bottling. Broken glass exploding all over the place. I was always really nice to the guys that worked there, that job must have sucked SO bad. Of note: I LOVE Baltimore.
Lunch special: slice of pizza, can of soda, single Newport 100 - $2.00
Remember how I met you at that bar by NYU for all you can eat wings, and you were waiting like 45 to an hour for wings because you wouldn't tip the guy serving them even though the bartender told you to, and I walked up and gave the guy $5 and walked away with two plates of wings immediately? That was awesome.
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If you are picking up takeout from a chain restaurant like Chili's, Friday's, etc., you are a fat slob. If you insist on doing this, know that the person working the takeout window is probably a regular server who is fucked at the takeout window that night. You do not need to tip 15% or whatever you would normally tip for table service because 1) obviously you are not getting table service, 2) therefore you are not tying up a server's table and 3) that takeout server is serving a hell of a lot more orders than she could on the floor. But that server is still relying on tips that night, and if you can't throw her a buck or two knowing full well she relies on tips, you are not principled, you are a cheap douchebag.
Also, when you sit at a restaurant just bullshitting or whatever for an extra hour, you should increase the tip. This is especially true if the restaurant is busy and you're taking up a table a server could be otherwise making money off of, or if she's done for the night and looking to go home. If you want to tip the minimum or less, that's your right I guess, but at least get the hell out of the way so someone worth the table can sit.
I don't tip for takeout.