Vending machines are so 1980s. These days everybody has a panty-using machine at home, just insert underwear and it secretes vaginal fluids. You can even get different scents - strawberry, vanilla, skank, etc.
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I don't want to eliminate tipping altogether, I want to eliminate mandatory tipping and employers paying less than minimum wage. If I get truly great service I leave a huge tip; if I get average or poor service I feel no obligation to leave any tip at all. I do anyway because it's the expectation and I don't want to be considered a cheap fuck or get my food spit in next time I eat there.
do they have bubblegum? thats my favorite.
During law school, I went the take-out route a lot, so I developed a little rule for myself. I never tipped on the first two visits. If I saw that they got my orders correct and the food was always well-packaged, I tipped on every successive visit. If the order was off or if the food was all over the place when I opened the box, I didn't tip at all.
It's always irking when you're starving and looking forward to a nice meal, but open up the take-out box to find that your order was fucked up, or the food is just thrown in there and slammed to one side. Some places are great about correct orders, so you just check your food real quick and get on out of there. Those places I end up tipping. Other places just don't give a damn, and you have to wait around for them to fix your order. Those places get nothing.
I've had a few buddies who were delivery drivers and thus got to hear all about how cheap people are. Based on that, I tip drivers very well. I refuse to order from places that charge you for delivery though. I used to assume that the extra buck or so went to the driver in order to make up for cheap fucks. Apparently that is not the case.
It is not the case at all. Tipping your delivery driver is necessary. Its cheaper to give him a few bucks than it is to replace your mailbox, or get new windshield wipers for your car.