Gears of War 2: Official Thread

Aww. Play gears or STFU. Now.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Kurds of any sort > ElCapistache.

Also, captains high number of quits the last few months has placed him on gears probation. Next early quit with no warning means hard boot.

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Shut the fuck up you fronting mother fucker. God you are such a lame dickless faggot on TNL some times. I didn't quit early you moron. We finished a match and I said I was done. OMG!!!! I want to uppercut you in your fuckin kurd ass taint you unicorn POS!!!!!!

I can not comply, pregnant fiance is strategically asleep in entertainment room. Can not risk irl chainsaw to play gears tonight sir, I am sorry.

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

I can not comply, pregnant fiance is strategically asleep in entertainment room. Can not risk irl chainsaw to play gears tonight sir, I am sorry.

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You do know it's not you're baby right?

<3 Biff and <3 ElCap

Gears > Tears

Captain, I'm sorry you don't get laid and are forced to unlease your anger and frustrations on your teammates. I hope you can pinch enough of your allowance for a fleshlite.

Regards,


Your Pal Biff

Fuck your girlie (wait, done that? Or not?) and play GEARS!

THE SHOW IS ALMOST OVER AUGH

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Originally Posted by Othello Harrington

Captain, I'm sorry you don't get laid and are forced to unlease your anger and frustrations on your teammates. I hope you can pinch enough of your allowance for a fleshlite.

Regards,


Your Pal Biff

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Dear Biff. I don't need a fleshlite when I am banging/impregnating your woman behind your back.

P.S. I <3 you Biff. I know how deep down inside you are sooo sensitive and I know you don't mean anything you sat at TNL. God bless you Biffericarus.

HURRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!