A Thread Concerning Foosball

I burn calories playing VF5.

hi fatty

Too cold out for real soccer. If only there was some kind of soccer-like sport that could be played on ice.

Get a steel ball, some ice skates and you're set.

DAY 5:

Ball keeps breaking skates. Kicking also a problem. MUST FIND SOLUTION.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

I've evolved too much for real soccer. If only there was some kind of sport that wasn't like soccer but instead involved stuff like things happening.

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fixed.

cheebs hates everything awesome

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Originally Posted by Josh

cheebs hates everything awesome

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There are precisely 2 awesome moments in the history of soccer:

1. The spinning-off of foosball
2. Zidane's headbutt


Those two moments of awesomeness stack up against roughly 4,324,655,987 games that ended in a 1-1 tie.

DAY 46:

I finally did it. I did it. I knocked Ed's teeth out. That son of a bitch had it coming. He kept swinging the "stick" over his head (we started using them last week) like an asshole, and I clocked him one.

This kind of thing is just going to keep happening. Maybe it should just be worked into the rules. I don't know.

Martha is gone.

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Originally Posted by YellerDog

DAY 46:

I finally did it. I did it. I knocked Ed's teeth out. That son of a bitch had it coming. He kept swinging the "stick" over his head (we started using them last week) like an asshole, and I clocked him one.

This kind of thing is just going to keep happening. Maybe it should just be worked into the rules. I don't know.

Martha is gone.

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:lol: