Funniest Thing You've Stolen

i mean little things you've taken from a restaurant or elsewhere strictly because it was funny, while at work i discovered there was a singer named Sarah Connor and being the Terminator fan that i am i had to take the artist tag that separates the singers

I stole a toy car from someone at show and tell when I was younger. My parents found it and made me give it back.

I stole the keys to a cops car at a party in college then attempted to flush them down the toilet, which flooded our entire upstairs. We then blamed it on a freshman and the cop gave us props for being honest college students.

what do I win?

My ex's virginity. It is funny because her family is devout Catholic.

D'uh, catholic girls are whores

True dat

When I was five I stole one of those plastic army men with a parachute attached from a Kay Bee. My dad noticed me playing with it in the car when we were leaving the mall. He turned around and made me take it back to the store and tell the clerk what I had done.
Since then I've not really stolen anything.

When I was a kid I used to go to my local comic book store, shove stacks of comics up my pants legs, tuck them into my socks, and walk out. I used to do it constantly until I got caught. The store owner just called my mom to pick me up.

Man, there's no worse feeling as a kid than the very moment you're busted for shoplifting.

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Originally Posted by everlast88

i discovered there was a singer named Sarah Connor and being the Terminator fan that i am i had to take the artist tag that separates the singers

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Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny when I found out about that Sarah Connor chick too.

When I was a horny teenager, I used to go into the convenience store near my parents place, pick up a newspaper, slip a porn mag inside, and then pay for the newspaper and leave.

I have a nice collection of Whataburger numbers and a Pancho's flag.

I used to have 20+ random salt n pepper shakers, a coulpe of the litte things that hold sugar packets(with sugar) and random silverware.

Went on a spree in the early 90's, shoplifting action figures and comic cards, 'til Wal-Mart busted us, which makes this:

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Man, there's no worse feeling as a kid than the very moment you're busted for shoplifting.

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the motherfuckin' truth.

Funny side note. That Wal-Mart banned me from the store, but once they moved across the highway I got a job there. Joke was on them!