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I, for one, can't wait until someone accidentally confesses to a very specific bank heist of some sort in this very thread.
"And we had paper bags from Costco with little smiley faces drawn on 'em! It was hilar- wait a second, someone's knocking at the door."
Where is Aren at?
He's probably hanging out with nocturne. getting surprise sex.
With granderojo video taping.
I stole Shin John's heart.
Used to work at a bodunk tv repair store that was in the same plaza as a bodunk porn store. Since I was the only employee bedsides the boss and he did all the repairs (and never came in to work) I was alone a lot. I would go down to the porntuary and make like I was looking around for a minute, then grab a BBW mag and stuff it in my shirt and buy a $3.99 VHS tape of some sort. The dude was about 79-85, with no cameras in his store, so he never noticed. He actually talked to me a lot, which made me feel bad.
That job was also DIRECTLY next door to a liquor store, and consequently I ended up drinking on the job almost every day I worked.
That place got closed down when my boss (38, married, 2 kids, scumbag) got caught fucking a 14 yr old while he was supposed to be at work. Sad thing was I knew because he BRAGGED about it and I never said anything.
He is currently in jail, and I still whack off to said magazines.
True story.
but the mags were about black chicks.
Podunk. The word is podunk.
So before Valentine's Day we had these in the window of the store (this pic isn't from my store).
Somebody stole the girl on the left one day and nobody noticed. LOL.
no, that my good sir, is rock n rollQuote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
anyways, the glove box of my car is filled with knives I've stolen from restaurants
At a mall toy store, I was holding some little plastic radio that I wanted to show my dad and ask if I could buy (with the $5 I had, which probably wasn't enough, but I had no concept of money). He wasn't paying attention and was leaving the store. I was still carrying the radio, trying to show him, and walked out with it. A few stores later he finally asked what I was whining about and I showed him the radio. He went crazy about me stealing and made me go back to the toy store, and at this point I was bawling, and he made me confess to stealing. I still wanted to buy it at that point, haha.
I honestly don't remember stealing anything intentionally.