Funniest Thing You've Stolen

Every single knife, spoon and fork I own I've stolen from somewhere that I got shitty service.

Shit, my house would have a thousand knives then. Good plan.

My cutlery doesn't match... so no fancy dinner parties.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Every single knife, spoon and fork I own I've stolen from somewhere that I got shitty service.

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Some friends of mine did that when they were going to get a place together so they wouldn't have to spend money on silverware, though they were just taking them from every place they ate at, not just the ones with bad service.

I haven't stolen anything in a long time, when I was younger I would take candy and stuff from grocery stores, but that was about it. I was tempted to take the Darth Vader display from Burger King when Ep III came out, the one that would make the breathing noises when you walked by it, but never got around to it.

I remember when I was 5, maybe 6 I stole a pair of what, in hindsight, I know to be the faggiest sunglasses I've ever seen. This is the closest approximation I can find on the web:
http://www2.girlprops.com/RetailScie...88/ProductShot

For some reason my kindergarten brain thought they were really cool.

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Originally Posted by nixhex311

I was tempted to take the Darth Vader display from Burger King when Ep III came out, the one that would make the breathing noises when you walked by it, but never got around to it.

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That reminds me of the time my buddy and I stole the gigantic fucking Star Wars banner from the side of the Toys R Us and gave it to my buddy for his birthday. I think it was around Episode I, if my memory serves me correctly. He said to pull up on the curb, then he got out, jumped onto a swing set, grabbed the thing and it actually came down. I was so surprised that I didn't notice he somehow jammed it into the back seat of my car until he was back in the passenger seat screaming, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW"

This was in broad daylight, and the Toys R Us was right along Route 1/I-95 in East Haven, CT so tons of people could see it. I have no idea how we didn't get caught.

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Originally Posted by Josh

Every single knife, spoon and fork I own I've stolen from somewhere that I got shitty service.

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I don't own any spoons or forks.

And only a few knives.

I'll never trust a country that doesn't eat oatmeal.

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Originally Posted by Josh

I'll never trust a country that doesn't eat oatmeal.

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They have it, they eat it.

But I don't since I don't eat anything more than fruit for breakfast, so no need for spoons.

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Originally Posted by Josh

I'll never trust a country that doesn't eat oatmeal.

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Chug imo.