Terrorist Attack in New York
The Officials can't decide if they want to announce it was terrorists.
But something blew up the door to the Armed Forces Recruiting Station in NYC.
I guess they have to use their politically charged word "terrorists" carefully.
Maybe they have yet to decide if it was Islamic Extremist Terrorists
Or maybe it was a rat that ate a mixture of explosive substances laying around in the gutter and then went boom when it tried to squeeze back inside. Or was this another Aqua Team Hunger Force promo gone wrong.
YOU DECIDE!!!
I may have figured it out.
Quote:
it was the only recruiting station in the country without a bathroom.”
May have been a case of explosive diarrhea.
Or perhaps an M80 thrown by a McCain political strategist, in an attempt to keep the old guard on duty?
Come to think of it, Al Queda did attack Madrid just before thier elections back in March 0f '04, and it had a profound effect on the outcome. Hopefully some knuckleheads don't have the same idea around here.