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Hey, I'm back. I'll post some pics soon, but here's a quick recap:
I had a great time. The resort we stayed at was just a notch below the Ritz Carlton in Hawaii, but the fact that the package was all-inclusive, including unlimited bar, room service and booze made up for it. The hotel was great, and I had my own room to myself.
Likewise, the excursions we took were very cool, but weren't quite as good as Hawaii either (Panama Canal and a motorized canoe trip through the rain forest vs. Suba diving, a helicoptor tour, moutain biking down a fucking volcano). However, the night life in Panama is 100x better. I mean, it's fucking insane.
Also, here's my impressions of the women in Panama. It seems that 99% of them are:
1. Colombian
2. Supermodel hot
3. Have huge fake tits
4. Are prostitutes
Seriously, our first night out we started out at a casino. The second we walked thorough the door, we noticed that the place was packed with the hottest women on Earth (I'm not even close to joking) and every single one of them were staring at us like we were breakfast. So, either we were the best looking guys in there, or these chicks were all hookers (suprise- they were hookers). Here and there I managed to put the fact that these women wanted to fuck my wallet out of my head and started feeling like James Bond, but that's as far as it went. It was the same everywhere we went- bars, clubs, walking around on the streets- it got to the point that the single guys in my group were unable to find any normal women to talk to, although one of them did manage bang the front desk girl at the resort (for free).
Also, one night we had to bribe some cops who wanted to arrest one of the guys in my group for pissing on a wall, and then started harrassing all of us for our passports. The funny thing is that all they wanted was $10 and we were free and clear. I'll admit, that was pretty scary, considering the fact that they spoke almost no English so it was hard to tell what was going on at points.
You might not think cops accepting a measly $10 bribe was weird, as you're assuming that Panama is a poor country, but it's not. Pricewise, things are the same as they are here in the States, perhaps even more so. Seems there a big economic boom going on there, with Skyscrapers popping up everywhere.
As for the water, it was perfectly safe to drink. In fact, according to who you talk to, Panama has the 1st or 2nd cleanest drinking water in the world, and it's the only country's water in Central America that you can drink. All I know is that the tap water in my room tasted like fucking Evian.
Overall, it was a great trip, especially considering that it was free. I'll post some pics shortly.
Damn sounds like a really good time!
I wish I could have a gaycation like that.
Pic action.
I thought that the "Intimacy Kit" that was included with the snacks and minibar in my room was hilarious. You won't find that shit in any upscale hotel in America, that's for sure.
Also included below are some shots of the canal, the canoe trip into the rain forest, and the tribe we visited. And shit, even the mannequins in Panama have monster titties.
So did Dole didn't get any play? :(
Sounds like a blast regardless. And shit, you have Hawaii Syndrome too, where you compare everywhere you go to how not as good it is compared to Hawaii.
Dude, it was there if I wanted it, but I have a girlfriend. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Hawaii was just plain awesome, but I'll admit that the nightlife was pretty lame. Panama was a notch below Hawaii in most respects, but holy shit, it's THE place to party at night. The fact that unlimited food and drinks were included didn't hurt, either.Quote:
Sounds like a blast regardless. And shit, you have Hawaii Syndrome too, where you compare everywhere you go to how not as good it is compared to Hawaii.
What happens in Panama STAYS in Panama. Except the burning sensation while you pee you get afterwards. That disease doesn't play by the rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
What's the drink of choice?Quote:
Hawaii was just plain awesome, but I'll admit that the nightlife was pretty lame. Panama was a notch below Hawaii in most respects, but holy shit, it's THE place to party at night.
Hmm...I normally hate beer, but I tried out some of the local Panama brands, like Balboa and Atlas. Mostly, I just stuck with booze- Jack or Johnnie with coke, Grey Goose or Stoli with 7-Up (or with Red Bull when I needed a pick-me-up). I didn't get much sleep this past week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Me and the buds were going to go to Cuba, get wasted and fuck mad bitches last year. Hopefully some of us get organized and get to it soon. I want to hit up Peru and Panama -- somewhere south and hot but foreign. So actually maybe Panama is too modern. We'll see.
I usually like to try new drinks when I go away. Something I wouldn't be caught dead drinking in the great white north, usually.