The Official Singles Club

lol, Korian is seriously this site's greatest poster for so many reasons.

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

She wouldn't live in San Jose, would she?

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Lauren was from MN but moved suddenly before our first date.

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Originally Posted by Biff

2) Mars, lesbians fascinate me, I will always listen to your stories.

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I feel the same way about gay guys. Just a totally different world that fascinates me.
Fine, another before i met my totally win g/f story. Okay so there's cute persian chick in my law section, we shared like 4/5 classes for a year together and still have one together. She's one of those andro yet subtly fem girls (shirt hair, wears guys t-shirts and jeans). Took me a while to talk to her cause she mighta been straight, you never know (i've no gaydar to speak of). I'm the only lesbian/queer in my section that I know of.

So I spend a week figuring out how to approach her (i'm shy around the cute ones when single). So on a friday after classes i catch her by the front enerance and eventually strike up a convo about our class and branch it out to going for some coffee, beer or sushi or something. She's like nah, i'm waiting for my ride.

I'm totally into her so I'm going for broke, "Look I was kinda hoping to ask you out, and if you're not into women thats cool, no offense, but I'd like to take you out this weekend, maybe a movie or something arty"
She blushes and says, well I'm kinda waiting for my g/f to pick me up so we can go home, i'm pretty beat."

Her g/f is VERY cute. She says hay to me everytime we cross paths. I'm not interested anymore but I wish she's talk to me more. Maybe a couple's date night... or something. All 4 of us hanging out or something.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

So you're telling me she took you to her apartment and you didn't fuck her? When she was all cuddling up on you, there was no feeling up going on? What the hell happened to the Spo I know?!? She just wanted to be roughed up a bit. Nothing wrong with that.

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Oh I definitely felt her up while she was asleep but I was too creeped out by the angry rape comments to send it in.

I was just rubbing my junk and I farted, and then I smelled my hand. I can't believe I just did that.

Did it smell like junk or ass?

It smelled like cheeseburger.

Shifting gears or beating off?

I was just kind of zoning out comfortably holding the boys.

I'm trying to figure out how to make this topical. This is the kind of thing I used to worry about doing when I was single! But whatever, everyone is gross.

hahha, I've dated two seperate guys who considered themselves vampires and am semi crushing on another one. This is really terrible news. Not only because I'm going to end up with AIDS, but why are they all located in NorCal?

/edit and why do I keep falling for it?