I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately, and I've faced some hard truths that I need to deal with. So, I figured, the best thing I can do is just unburden myself and just get it out there. I know a lot of you are probably already rolling your eyes, please just hear me out. I'm not asking you to believe me, I know I don't deserve your trust, but I hope you at least have enough respect for me to give me just a moment of your time.
First, to Spo, Frog, Yoshi, dakidski and all the others I want to say that you were right and I was wrong. The fact that you were right so many times made me so angry I that I just denied it not only on the boards but to myself. I came out looking like a total ass on one too many occasions because of my pigheadedness. I'm sorry. I hope that by admitting this you'll have some measure of sympathy for me and help me try to better myself and my understanding of things that for too long I've pretended to be an expert about.
Next, to Compass, I wanted to say that you have amazing tastes and mine are almost universally shit. From videogames, to movies, to music, and everything else in between, I pick my favorites from the muck that drifts in gutter and then have the audacity to ridicule you. It's pathetic, I know, but if you could see it in your heart to give a wretch like me another chance then I'd be forever in your debt. Perhaps you could recommend some good media? I hear that J-pop and Bishōjo games are really underrated.
Finally, to the love of my life, IronPlant. We've been through a lot together, haven't we? The fights we've had have been epic in nature and bitter to the point of bloodfeud. But, that's all in the past now, I think it's time we just cut through the bullshit and admitted what it's really all about. We're in love. I know, it's sick and disgusting, but I think the more we deny it and wallow in this cesspool of hatred and confusion the more we're cheating ourselves of a happy life together. Think about it. We could go to protest rallies and listen to heavy metal together! We have our whole lives ahead of us, but you need to take the next step. I'll be waiting. All my love.
So, wow. There you have it. It's a bit meandering and I know there's a lot of people I left out, but I'm just glad to have this weight off of me. It's a new g0zen for TNL! Mark my words, everything has changed! I hope to have more good discussions about games and life with all of you in the future! Goodbye, and thank you for your time.
What? It's all true..
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EDIT: Oh, and before I forget, 9 times out of 10 when I'm wrong about something I desperately try to edit it out of my post before it shows it's been edited. Sometimes I get it, other times I'll try and add completely superfluous bullshit to cover it up.
