Gary Coleman on Divorce Court

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Originally Posted by icarusfall

I don't understand the fascination with Gary Coleman.

Who fucking cares?

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Disaster lovers... there was a time Gary was on top of the world (25 years ago) and seeing the train wreck that has become his life unfold on national tv just makes people feel better about themselves. best guess.

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Originally Posted by haohmaru

If I were 2 feet tall, I'd be happy to have a wife like that.

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Didn't mini-me do better and he is shorter?

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Didn't mini-me do better and he is shorter?

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THIS IS REAL LIFE. WAKE UP.

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I don't think it's real. I think he paid her to marry him so he could get his name in the news again. This kid was fucked from the first time they put him on a camera, and every couple of years does something radical just to see his name in lights again.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I don't think it's real. I think he paid her to marry him so he could get his name in the news again.

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With what money? This is the guy who was trying to get $500 for his gamecube on eBay.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

Didn't mini-me do better and he is shorter?

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He's divorced too. A lot shorter too.

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Originally Posted by StriderKyo

With what money? This is the guy who was trying to get $500 for his gamecube on eBay.

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Actually it turns out it was her putting all his shit on ebay. From the first link theres a link to a video of them on the tyra banks show and in that link she explains that she gets Gary to sign shit he isn't using and sells it on ebay. She's only like 22.

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Originally Posted by Jason

Yeah, considering he's a broke out of work actor with height/anger issues... I'd say he did pretty good.

The headline is harsh "Gary Coleman divorcing only woman that willingly had sexual intercourse with him (Smooth!)".
I'm surprised this guy didn't take his own life yet... he was dealt some very shitty hands.

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And if you've been paying attention to the tabloid gossip, you'd know that they never actually had sex the whole time they were married.

She must be a blithering idiot. She probably thought he was still a celebrity, or at least had some money stashed away.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

And if you've been paying attention to the tabloid gossip, you'd know that they never actually had sex the whole time they were married.

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That's fucking pathetic, time for Mr Coleman to just buy a hooker.