I can just imagine him doing it in front of a classroom full of nine year olds and them all screaming as soon as he tucks it into his shirt cuff.
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I can just imagine him doing it in front of a classroom full of nine year olds and them all screaming as soon as he tucks it into his shirt cuff.
No it wasn't like that. There was one pasty, slightly overweight kid that was sitting in the back, alone, with dogeared copy of the bible under his textbook that no one likes and smells a lot like cats. He doesn't have any friends outside of his bible study group.
As the toothpick disappears all the other children laugh, but our boy goes rigid and stares and the chalkboard, unseeing, as a pool of sweat grows on his seat, realizing he is trapped in a room with a wizard. He tries desperately to think of a way out, and five minutes later, he bolts, mumbling something of "Igottagotothebathroom" as he flees.
Opie and Anthony dealt with this the other day (yesterday?).
Apparently, the guy was a fuck up and the school was looking for any reason to get rid of him. It begs asking though, how much of a fuck up could he have been if this was the ammo used in his firing.
I think that guy posts on our boards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I wish I'd be accused of wizardry. I'd put that right on the resume.
I keep forgetting people don't care if they become laughing stocks of the silent intelligent majority.
"Intellegent Majority"?
If only...
I came here to say that...Quote:
Originally Posted by cigsthecat
It's probably just easier if there's a specific number in the rule book they can point to when firing him. "Clause 8.3.21: Wizardry, witchcraft, and Jesus should not be referred to in the classroom"Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
But if he got fired for Jesus people would be up in arms.