Why Do Fat Girls Have the Sexiest Voices?

I don't know I think babies are pretty ugly and should be stopped.

babies are cute?

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Originally Posted by buttcheeks

babies are cute?

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definitely not. :yuck:

Look, I'm just saying, it's not a coincidence that hampsters and fish are among the few species that eat their young.

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Originally Posted by gir

they practice at it real hard so that they have some way to attract guys.

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Yeah, it's called a phone sex operator.

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Originally Posted by TrialSword

Their mouths get a lot of exercise?

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Look, I'm just saying, it's not a coincidence that hampsters and fish are among the few species that eat their young.

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OMM NOM NOM

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Originally Posted by TrialSword

Their mouths get a lot of exercise?

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fat girls usually give better head, lol......because they are hungry

I can't decide if this is even worth replying about..


Shit too late...

The answer is probably has to do with the biology of fat jowls. I'd imagine having a stick of lard pressing against your vocal chords goes a long way to changing the way it sounds. In this case causing vocal sexiness to go up 25% or so. Fat girls are typically nastier personalities, too. Because they are fat they get defensive about everything. Like they always assume you're staring at their fat.

It should also be noted, however, that fit girls looking to increase their vocal sexiness 200% need only have my dick press against their vocal chords.

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Originally Posted by Tones

The bodymass surrounding their lungs and jowels allows their vocal chords to reverbrate longer, for a deeper, well aged tone.

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Exactly.