Why Do Fat Girls Have the Sexiest Voices?

I'd like to know what humiliating event prompted this thread.

Hot date with a phone sex operator gone wrong.

I love this thread. However, I do not have an answer.

My apologies to the host.

I think it's the same reason that 99% of the truly hot women in the world are insane, needy bitches.

God has a sense of humor.

It's like this

Hot Chick: Works as a bartender, has a little apartment, is always broke, and spends what little money she makes on name brand clothes and shoes. Judges everybody around her and is usually stupid to a borderline retarded level. But she's fucking hot, so we buck up and "take care of her"

Fat Chick: Works as a radiologist, has her own house, takes care of herself, and is really nice. But she's nasty ass fat, so we run away.

The most worthless human beings on the planet are used-to-be hot women. Because they never learned the social skills necessary not completely annoy the shit out of everyone because guys were willing to pretend they were interesting, but no longer have the looks to back it up.

That is news I believe.

We have one of those on staff I'm about to terminate. She works as a customer service rep yet knows jack shit about our products.

It goes like this

"Thanks for calling WS XXXXXX"

"Hold on, I'll get an engineer"

"The engineer said you should return the neutrik molding since it's split in two"

Fucking really bitch, use your fucking head, if it's in a NUCLEAR FACILITY, and it's split in two, you fucking tell them an advanced replacement will ship out today, we've only told your nappy 40 year old ass this about 20 times.

She obviously fucked somebody in engineering 10 years ago when she was hot, but she's anything but now, all wrinkled from years of smoking, drinking, and probably coke.

I'll replace her with a hot 24 year old who listens directions Like giving great head is a fast ticket to rising to the top

Good job too, 55K and year and GE beni's.

Everywhere they go they're a burden. They talk in movies and comedy clubs, and they don't understand why no one wants to hear what they think about the shoes Cindy was wearing yesterday. People used to be so interested in this sort of thing, after all.

God, this woman spends the entire day sending emails talking shit about everybody in her department. I have been forwarded about twenty entitled "LOL Tina is an asshole"

She's gone.

The only reason I send e-mails is to keep documentation of events. Otherwise I do all of my conflict resolution face to face or over the phone. I've said this before, but people seem to magically lose their balls when they see me coming to speak to them at their cubicle or office. And suddenly they see things my way. I'm not the kind of person that intimidates people to get my way, either. I'm open and honest and I make a point to hear their arguments (and sometimes they're right and I accommodate them). The digital age is really good for separating the men from the boys, and the women from the girls.

This is the fucking truth.

Call somebody fucktards, stop hiding behind emails. Not to mention you shit can end up in the wrong people's hands (like mine) that will deal with your shit with more ammo.