Why Do Fat Girls Have the Sexiest Voices?

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Wow. That must have been something.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

It's always weird when a fat girl has a thin face.

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Keep an eye out for the turkey-neck. No porker can escape the fat that creeps it's way up from their flabby chest up into their neck.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

I remember this time a ways back when I was at a red light and a car pulled up next to me. Very, very cute blonde was driving, and she was making major goo-goo eyes at me. So the playful glances are going back and forth and we keep up with one another while driving down the road, until she finally motions for me to pull over. I get out and walk over to say hi and was horrified to discover the girl slowly oozing her girth out of the driver's side door like when the T-1000 poured through the windshield of the helicoptor in T2. I made some minor small talk so as not to be rude, then I GTFO.

It's always weird when a fat girl has a thin face.

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Around these parts this type of creature is know as a Yup-Nope or a fupas. Be very careful of them. Especially when drinking.

Maybe she was sitting pretty low in the seat and Dole didn't see it. Everyone knows turkey-neck is a dead giveaway!

No it's very possible to have a thin face and fucked up super huge hips. They roam Ohio free as the buffalo.

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Originally Posted by Biff

No it's very possible to have a thin face and fucked up super huge hips. They roam Ohio free as the buffalo.

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I thought we were talking about white girls here.

I disagree with Biff's statement's regarding fat girls and attractive girls developing social skills growing up. This is scientific debate, guys. I just want to get to the bottom of things.

I always found slimmer, normal sized girls way more affable and socially pleasing to be around than larger, tubby wastes. Almost every lard-o-lass I know is either obsessed with making everything in to sex jokes or so depressing to be around because somethings ALWAYS got them down. They didn't develop social skills because nobody invited them to places. Because sometimes you'll meet a heavier girl who was cool and invited to events and they're awesome. So I think the social aspect plays a heavy role in why so many fat bitches are nasty personalities. But even then the "fat" cool girls are really just kind of chubby. They're always toned and many times athletic too.

I hate fat girls that think they're funny.

I draw the line when their arms are bigger than my thighs.

Unless they're truly funny and making clown faces with their tits and bellybutton while testing their heart against an eight ball.