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I know in my heart TNL will provide the final answer.
they practice at it real hard so that they have some way to attract guys.
That's the answer, close thread.
Its all the sugary food they eat.
greatest topic ever.
The bodymass surrounding their lungs and jowels allows their vocal chords to reverbrate longer, for a deeper, well aged tone.
Dumb girls too.
hahahha
Same reason babies are cute: So we don't kill these otherwise worthless beings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinobi128
Their mouths get a lot of exercise?
I don't know I think babies are pretty ugly and should be stopped.
babies are cute?
definitely not. :yuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Look, I'm just saying, it's not a coincidence that hampsters and fish are among the few species that eat their young.
Yeah, it's called a phone sex operator.Quote:
Originally Posted by gir
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Originally Posted by TrialSword
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Originally Posted by Frogacuda
OMM NOM NOM
fat girls usually give better head, lol......because they are hungryQuote:
Originally Posted by TrialSword
I can't decide if this is even worth replying about..
Shit too late...
The answer is probably has to do with the biology of fat jowls. I'd imagine having a stick of lard pressing against your vocal chords goes a long way to changing the way it sounds. In this case causing vocal sexiness to go up 25% or so. Fat girls are typically nastier personalities, too. Because they are fat they get defensive about everything. Like they always assume you're staring at their fat.
It should also be noted, however, that fit girls looking to increase their vocal sexiness 200% need only have my dick press against their vocal chords.
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
I'd like to know what humiliating event prompted this thread.
Hot date with a phone sex operator gone wrong.
I love this thread. However, I do not have an answer.
My apologies to the host.
I think it's the same reason that 99% of the truly hot women in the world are insane, needy bitches.
God has a sense of humor.
It's like this
Hot Chick: Works as a bartender, has a little apartment, is always broke, and spends what little money she makes on name brand clothes and shoes. Judges everybody around her and is usually stupid to a borderline retarded level. But she's fucking hot, so we buck up and "take care of her"
Fat Chick: Works as a radiologist, has her own house, takes care of herself, and is really nice. But she's nasty ass fat, so we run away.
The most worthless human beings on the planet are used-to-be hot women. Because they never learned the social skills necessary not completely annoy the shit out of everyone because guys were willing to pretend they were interesting, but no longer have the looks to back it up.
That is news I believe.
We have one of those on staff I'm about to terminate. She works as a customer service rep yet knows jack shit about our products.
It goes like this
"Thanks for calling WS XXXXXX"
"Hold on, I'll get an engineer"
"The engineer said you should return the neutrik molding since it's split in two"
Fucking really bitch, use your fucking head, if it's in a NUCLEAR FACILITY, and it's split in two, you fucking tell them an advanced replacement will ship out today, we've only told your nappy 40 year old ass this about 20 times.
She obviously fucked somebody in engineering 10 years ago when she was hot, but she's anything but now, all wrinkled from years of smoking, drinking, and probably coke.
I'll replace her with a hot 24 year old who listens directions Like giving great head is a fast ticket to rising to the top
Good job too, 55K and year and GE beni's.
Everywhere they go they're a burden. They talk in movies and comedy clubs, and they don't understand why no one wants to hear what they think about the shoes Cindy was wearing yesterday. People used to be so interested in this sort of thing, after all.
God, this woman spends the entire day sending emails talking shit about everybody in her department. I have been forwarded about twenty entitled "LOL Tina is an asshole"
She's gone.
The only reason I send e-mails is to keep documentation of events. Otherwise I do all of my conflict resolution face to face or over the phone. I've said this before, but people seem to magically lose their balls when they see me coming to speak to them at their cubicle or office. And suddenly they see things my way. I'm not the kind of person that intimidates people to get my way, either. I'm open and honest and I make a point to hear their arguments (and sometimes they're right and I accommodate them). The digital age is really good for separating the men from the boys, and the women from the girls.
This is the fucking truth.
Call somebody fucktards, stop hiding behind emails. Not to mention you shit can end up in the wrong people's hands (like mine) that will deal with your shit with more ammo.
Mainly just my general observations of the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
One time I ordered carryout, and of course, she sounded very delightful over the phone. She looked like Jabba.
I don't think I'm allowed to even touch this one...
this bovine siren used her irresistible call to hook what appears to be Emil Antanowsky about 6 months after the chemo
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1211170174
Look at her trying to discreetly get her heel unstuck from the ground. Those shoes have a weight limit, you know.
Flip-flops and tennis shoes. Awesome.
I guess the guy is simply too retarded to realize he's with an orca.
Uh, look at my dude's teeth. It's even imo.
My god, is that a shin roll?
Replace "Cindy" with "Cyndi" and this is an absolute truth. For some reason, these women and their friends -- traditionally, other vapid whores with absolutely nothing of interest to say -- seem to be ubiquitously branded with insufferable little alterations on traditional names.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
"Uhhh, sure, Tina. I agree, Cyndi's shoes certainly did not match her handbag."
"It's actually pronounced "Tie-na."
":icepick:."
I have no insight to offer on the fat chick conundrum, but I like it. Keeps me on my toes.
God you called that ARBM.
Cherri, Kristi, Amie, etc etc
I remember this time a ways back when I was at a red light and a car pulled up next to me. Very, very cute blonde was driving, and she was making major goo-goo eyes at me. So the playful glances are going back and forth and we keep up with one another while driving down the road, until she finally motions for me to pull over. I get out and walk over to say hi and was horrified to discover the girl slowly oozing her girth out of the driver's side door like when the T-1000 poured through the windshield of the helicoptor in T2. I made some minor small talk so as not to be rude, then I GTFO.
It's always weird when a fat girl has a thin face.
:lol: :yuck:
Wow. That must have been something.
Keep an eye out for the turkey-neck. No porker can escape the fat that creeps it's way up from their flabby chest up into their neck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Around these parts this type of creature is know as a Yup-Nope or a fupas. Be very careful of them. Especially when drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Maybe she was sitting pretty low in the seat and Dole didn't see it. Everyone knows turkey-neck is a dead giveaway!
No it's very possible to have a thin face and fucked up super huge hips. They roam Ohio free as the buffalo.
I thought we were talking about white girls here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
I disagree with Biff's statement's regarding fat girls and attractive girls developing social skills growing up. This is scientific debate, guys. I just want to get to the bottom of things.
I always found slimmer, normal sized girls way more affable and socially pleasing to be around than larger, tubby wastes. Almost every lard-o-lass I know is either obsessed with making everything in to sex jokes or so depressing to be around because somethings ALWAYS got them down. They didn't develop social skills because nobody invited them to places. Because sometimes you'll meet a heavier girl who was cool and invited to events and they're awesome. So I think the social aspect plays a heavy role in why so many fat bitches are nasty personalities. But even then the "fat" cool girls are really just kind of chubby. They're always toned and many times athletic too.
I hate fat girls that think they're funny.
I draw the line when their arms are bigger than my thighs.
Unless they're truly funny and making clown faces with their tits and bellybutton while testing their heart against an eight ball.
Drew is pretty much on the mark.
On a side bar notation I just think it should be noted that Robobo's lowest demographic in popularity was indeed among fat chicks.
You should follow me around in every thread with this follow-up post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I agree with these statements. The reason for people believing anything to the contrary is that some real hot chicks have gotten so used to being fawned over all the time that they haven't felt they need to exhibit any sort of social graces (not being a total fucking bitch all the time). Most aren't like this, but we've all met a few.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
How much are you willing to pay me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Of course there are going to be exceptions to the rule. But 9 out of 10 REALLY HOT CHICKS (read not fuckable but super hot) have some type of disorder. Whether it be chronic bitchiness, stupidity, or just a plain old lack of common sense.
If a woman uses the word "fun" when describing herself, she is exactly this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
you described 80% of peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Biff
I hate huge fat girls that fancy themselves social activists and tout the fact that yes, they're fat, and dammit, they're proud of it. You know, like the type that coined the phrase "BBW" and call healthy (not skinny, but healthy) women "twigs."
It's even scarier when they consider themselves "sexy."
seriously. Everything is about shit, death or sex. And none of it is presented with anything approaching wit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Yeah, the whole "more woman to love" thing is bullshit. I think of it more like "more woman to shun".
I can see you've never dated one, trust me sir when you do you'll believe my words.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
You mean you guys won't have sex with dudes or fat chicks? Fuck you prudes, I'm moving to Europe.
No damnit ARBM, I have to spread my rep around before giving you some more.
Because you're supposed to. But watch as soon as the hot girl gets fat/old/mutilated in a shop accident. Suddenly, she's not nearly as interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drewbacca
Translation: They're flirty, insecure, easy, and will agree with everything you say. Which would be appealing if you liked what they were peddling.Quote:
Almost every lard-o-lass I know is either obsessed with making everything in to sex jokes or so depressing to be around because somethings ALWAYS got them down.
People joke about how fat girls try harder in bed, but they try harder in life, too. They learn to actually tell stories without rambling on, crack jokes, and play Xbox, all in an effort to be more appealing despite their lack of physical beauty.
Of course if they're just idiots or have no sense of humor, all the trying in the world won't help, so yeah. But they don't have that thing that hot girls do where they think they're way more fascinating than they are.
Ugh, I know. How can you be proud of being fat? I'll never understand that. It's just a cop-out for actually doing work to get rid of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me
I tell ya, the world's just going to pot.
Learning from my wisdom is your reward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
LOL. I should add "no fatties allowed" to your business cards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
there's this fat, ugly, lesbian, feminist punk singer who takes all her clothes off and parades her fat ass around stage and it's pretty fucking gruesome. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?
Your mom.
I luvm fat bitches
The lead singer of The Gossip?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia