Swingers: Do or Don't!

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Originally Posted by The Gas

But then again you don't watch porn for education, you watch it to help you rub one out. So you're still looking at another man's dick in a sexual context.

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People also like watching horror movies where kids are chopped into bits, doesn't mean they want to watch that happen IRL.

This is getting old fast. If anyone wants to fuck with a big pair of balls dangling over their head like mistletoe, go for it. Is it gay? Who's to say? I imagine that, if someone was having a hard time getting laid, they'd take it however they could get it, dicks and all.

Luckily, I don't have that problem.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

There's a difference between watching a documentary on, say, a slaughterhouse on TV and actually attending one in person and hearing the noises, stepping in the gore, smelling the blood, and seeing the mutilations in person.

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You might not be gay, but both of your sexual analogies in this thread: partnering up on a chick with a penguin and attending a gory slaughterhouse, are pretty fucking bizarre.

I once took a chick from behind while she went down on a donkey during the show.

Does that mean I secretly want to do the horse?

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Originally Posted by A Robot Bit Me

You might not be gay, but both of your sexual analogies in this thread, partnering up on a chick with a penguin and attending a gory slaughterhouse, are pretty fucking bizarre.

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Says the man with a sweaty shirtless Van Damme in his av.

BTW, that penguin thing has got me thinking now...

I wouldn't really want another man's cock around me if I could help it. This is absolutely 100% true at any point during the day or not of every day in my life. Really, when you watch porn you really kind of live vicariously through that other dude's cock on the screen. The situation changes when tummy sticks becomes a viable option through accidental slippage or close proximity. I'd probably need everything to be as organized as possible for swordplay to be as out of the question as possible.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

BTW, that penguin thing has got me thinking now...

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You're open to tag-teaming with a penguin now?

So... just out of curiosity, I have a question. If your girl (or a girl if you don't have one) agreed to have a threesome with the two of you and another girl if you would go for a threesome with the two of you and another guy first, would you do it? Or is the supposed gayness and of being naked with another dude in the room not worth it, even though being with two girls is like the opposite of being gay? Like, would they cancel each other out?

Did that even make sense?

Anne, stop making me that offer. I said no.

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I...really want another man's cock around me. I could help it. This is absolutely 100% true. Really.

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omg

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Originally Posted by Anne Bonny

So... just out of curiosity, I have a question. If your girl (or a girl if you don't have one) agreed to have a threesome with the two of you and another girl if you would go for a threesome with the two of you and another guy first, would you do it? Or is the supposed gayness and of being naked with another dude in the room not worth it, even though being with two girls is like the opposite of being gay? Like, would they cancel each other out?

Did that even make sense?

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Nope, can't go for that.

a girl: yes
your girl, like someone you plan on being with for a while: no

Then it become territorial and is not worth it.