Swingers: Do or Don't!

Doc makes a good point.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Anne, stop making me that offer. I said no.

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Ok. You're missing out though.

Oh come on. You manly macho men wouldn't pair up on a room full of like 5 hot chicks because you're too afraid you're gonna look at each other's cocks instead of any one of 10 tits? That is the definition of gay.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

I assume all balls are waxed.

If that is not the case then I'm with him.

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http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/02/05...00caa-400cb8e1

"Would you suck these balls?"

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Originally Posted by Anne Bonny

So... just out of curiosity, I have a question. If your girl (or a girl if you don't have one) agreed to have a threesome with the two of you and another girl if you would go for a threesome with the two of you and another guy first, would you do it? Or is the supposed gayness and of being naked with another dude in the room not worth it, even though being with two girls is like the opposite of being gay? Like, would they cancel each other out?

Did that even make sense?

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Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

a girl: yes
your girl, like someone you plan on being with for a while: no

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If someone you've been with for a while is proposing this, it's probably time to move on. Suggesting a threesome usually someone's way of saying "I really want to bang someone other than you, but I don't want to have to feel guilty about it."

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Originally Posted by Anne Bonny

So... just out of curiosity, I have a question. If your girl (or a girl if you don't have one) agreed to have a threesome with the two of you and another girl if you would go for a threesome with the two of you and another guy first, would you do it? Or is the supposed gayness and of being naked with another dude in the room not worth it, even though being with two girls is like the opposite of being gay? Like, would they cancel each other out?

Did that even make sense?

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Yes and sure. <shrug> It's not a big deal. Just go at the girl from opposite ends.

I'd swing with my lady if I got bored in the bedroom, even if it were long-term. Being that territorial that you wouldn't want to experiment with her is once again being pretty insecure that she loves you.

But if the only reason she's sticking around is because you give heavenly dickings then I'd understand.


It's rough asking someone to sleep with just one person for so long. I'd be glad if my SO were asking about experimenting with threesomes and foursomes instead of fucking someone else behind my back.

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Originally Posted by Nash

You sound like you had a bad threesome experience.

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I was surprised I could relate to Dolemite for once.
My experience was that I was fingerin the girl and then my friend poked me in the hand with his hard dick. Not cool.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

omg

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YOU SON OF A BITCH. You really gave up on using the ellipse in that misquote.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Having another man's dick rub up against my arm wouldn't bother me at all. That is the definition of gay.

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I'm not as good at this as Dolemite.

See, Shooting Love, that's when you punch him and tell him to watch his dick.

In theory I don't have a problem doing it, but then I think, "well, I wouldn't want it to be with anyone I know", and after that I think "I wouldn't want to do it around a total stranger". So actually I have no idea. Chick would have to be hot though.

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Originally Posted by Shooting Love

I was surprised I could relate to Dolemite for once.
My experience was that I was fingerin the girl and then my friend poked me in the hand with his hard dick. Not cool.

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You need to punch that bitch dead in her lovehole for failing to direct traffic.