Swingers: Do or Don't!

No, I think it was Burg, he slipped in at the last minute, so to speak.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Nomi's apparently one of the few people in this thread with a brain.

:lol:

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You were saying that it makes you gay. You didn't play it like a comfort thing, you played it like you thought someone was gay if they could put up with it. That's a difference.

Wait, what? No virgins in the double dandy thread pls.

True story:

I cannot use urinals. At all. I cannot pee in front of other people. I just can't use the bathroom if anyone else is in the vicinity unless a wall is there separating us.

I believe in the man code of give a urinal of space at least. But at a game or a concert, you gotta just grin and bear it.

I'm just a bit severe. I remember my g/f knocking on the door when I was taking the Cosby kids to the pool and my asshole just clinched up and I couldn't go again until hours later after she left.

I dunno why I'm like that but I am. It's completely automatic.

So, the plan in NY is to feed you a shitload of ice cream and beer and knock on your shitter door every time you sneak in there? Check.

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Originally Posted by Biff

I believe in the man code of give a urinal of space at least. But at a game or a concert, you gotta just grin and bear it.

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Someone teach this fucking nation about the code, it drives me fucking nuts. I've lost count of the number of times I'm in an empty bathroom and a guy comes right up to the urinal next to me.

That and always wanting to talk as well, god I hate that shit.

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Originally Posted by Biff

I believe in the man code of give a urinal of space at least. But at a game or a concert, you gotta just grin and bear it.

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Urinal Code: Always take the furthest urinal away from whatever one is being presently occupied. This rule is NEVER to be broken, under any circumstance.

Do not acknowledge anyone's presence, ever. Doing so will only result in stage fright, prolonging the uncomfortable experience for all involved, or an assumption that you are a fag and want to suck his urinating cock right there in the men's room.

Approach the urinal, getting as close as possible while still maintaining a safe and sanitary distance from whatever some other dirtball might have done to it, and stare at your dick while you piss. This ensures that you are not thought to be trying to show your dick to other dudes, while also denying any "lookers" the oppurtunity to try and engage in their homolicious behaviour.

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Approach the urinal, getting as close as possible while still maintaining a safe and sanitary distance from whatever some other dirtball might have done to it, and stare at your dick while you piss. This ensures that you are not thought to be trying to show your dick to other dudes, while also denying any "lookers" the oppurtunity to try and engage in their homolicious behaviour.

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Incorrect, stare directly into the wall in front of the urinal. Staring at your dick gives the appearance you're trying to get side glances at the dicks around you.