Swingers: Do or Don't!

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

It's your goddamned ass, don't act like it's not filthy already.

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But nothing about toilet paper will save you from any filth to begin with. I just don't see the logic behind that. It's an incredibly absorbent, porous tissue. It won't stop anything dirty from getting to your precious skin.

That's what those wax covers are for, and if anyone is too pussy to shit without one of those they should just pull the aerial bombardment.

Surprise! If you opened the door to the stall you are about to take a shit in, you've probably got fecal matter on your hands x10 what you would get from the seat. Unless you mother fuckers have open sores on your ass, you can't fucking catch anything from a toilet seat. You are just as likely to acquire some nastiness on your hands shaking the hand of your new client, who most likely took a steamer in the company bathroom and didn't sanitize his hands.

Enough with the germ-o-phobia. Humans are nasty, shitting, pissing bastards. If the "cowboy hat" or layers of TP on the seat make you feel better, than by all means...whatever is best for your mental health. Just know that there is shit everywhere. When you smell a nasty shit, you are breathing in shit particles. Yep, there is shit in your nose.

Have a nice night.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

So is Playboy the only porn you look at, rookie, or is there usually some actual fucking involved (which might even involve a dick)?

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By calling me a rookie, are you saying that you are some kind of porno Grand Master?

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Originally Posted by Mykozo

Surprise! If you opened the door to the stall you are about to take a shit in, you've probably got fecal matter on your hands x10 what you would get from the seat. Unless you mother fuckers have open sores on your ass, you can't fucking catch anything from a toilet seat. You are just as likely to acquire some nastiness on your hands shaking the hand of your new client, who most likely took a steamer in the company bathroom and didn't sanitize his hands.

Enough with the germ-o-phobia. Humans are nasty, shitting, pissing bastards. If the "cowboy hat" or layers of TP on the seat make you feel better, than by all means...whatever is best for your mental health. Just know that there is shit everywhere. When you smell a nasty shit, you are breathing in shit particles. Yep, there is shit in your nose.

Have a nice night.

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Goddamned right.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

By calling me a rookie, are you saying that you are some kind of porno Grand Master?

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And has been initiated as such.

I love shitting at work. I'm not using my own toilet paper and I'm still getting paid. And also relating to toilet paper, I buy the nice stuff. Multi-ply, name brand stuff. Ever notice how quickly it dwindles down when a female stays over? Jesus Christ. Normally a six-pack of double ply will last me four months at minimum. When there's a girl involved TP needs its own budget.

Wait till' you have a live-in girlfriend.

Holy fuck.

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Originally Posted by Tones

I love shitting at work. I'm not using my own toilet paper and I'm still getting paid. And also relating to toilet paper, I buy the nice stuff. Multi-ply, name brand stuff. Ever notice how quickly it dwindles down when a female stays over? Jesus Christ. Normally a six-pack of double ply will last me four months at minimum. When there's a girl involved TP needs its own budget.

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Maybe you'd rather just eat a pissy vag instead?

Muffin in Biff's hand is now in garbage. Thanks Chux!!

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Originally Posted by Chux

Maybe you'd rather just eat a pissy vag instead?

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Nope, just won't go down on the bitch.