So you deserved it then?Quote:
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So you deserved it then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Yup, every loving bit of it.
How the bloody hell did you reply so quickly? I literally hit "submit" 10 seconds ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
*kisses*Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I can't stand the whole "I won't shit outside of my own home" brigade.
Stop being a bitch, faggots.
Wipe off the seat and sit down!
I bet you're one of those hillbillies that shits with the door open on the stall don't you?
Sure.
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Originally Posted by icarusfall
I would shit in a good chain restaurant or above.
At a ballgame or something similiar I would try to avoid this unless I had to.
Because paper is a magical, sanitary barrier that stops all possible germs and diseases, many of which are known to linger on toilet seats for long periods of time unaffected. Thin, commercial-grade toilet paper will save you, please believe!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Shut the fuck up, woman.
I am going to go ahead and say the same to you. You had no point being here with that retort.
I'm not big on people talking to me while I shit, either. Peeing is fine. In college I soaked a lot of toilet paper in toilet water and spiked it on some fat nerd who wouldn't stop talking after I politely, and then rudely told him to stop.
In the parking lot beside the Loose Moose, by the ACC parking lot. Up college street sometimes. Everywhere! You can't escape my piss in Toronto. It will find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
We've been through that before. Remember 89% of TNL called your bullshit and you acquiesced?
No. It happened. And it was marvelous. It was only PaCrappa who wanted to know the logistics behind the spike.
You're every other post in this thread. Do you really have nothing else to do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
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It's your goddamned ass, don't act like it's not filthy already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
You got me. I'll never ever shit outside my house ever again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Thank you for providing me with such sage council.
But nothing about toilet paper will save you from any filth to begin with. I just don't see the logic behind that. It's an incredibly absorbent, porous tissue. It won't stop anything dirty from getting to your precious skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
That's what those wax covers are for, and if anyone is too pussy to shit without one of those they should just pull the aerial bombardment.
Surprise! If you opened the door to the stall you are about to take a shit in, you've probably got fecal matter on your hands x10 what you would get from the seat. Unless you mother fuckers have open sores on your ass, you can't fucking catch anything from a toilet seat. You are just as likely to acquire some nastiness on your hands shaking the hand of your new client, who most likely took a steamer in the company bathroom and didn't sanitize his hands.
Enough with the germ-o-phobia. Humans are nasty, shitting, pissing bastards. If the "cowboy hat" or layers of TP on the seat make you feel better, than by all means...whatever is best for your mental health. Just know that there is shit everywhere. When you smell a nasty shit, you are breathing in shit particles. Yep, there is shit in your nose.
Have a nice night.
By calling me a rookie, are you saying that you are some kind of porno Grand Master?Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
Goddamned right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mykozo
And has been initiated as such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I love shitting at work. I'm not using my own toilet paper and I'm still getting paid. And also relating to toilet paper, I buy the nice stuff. Multi-ply, name brand stuff. Ever notice how quickly it dwindles down when a female stays over? Jesus Christ. Normally a six-pack of double ply will last me four months at minimum. When there's a girl involved TP needs its own budget.
Wait till' you have a live-in girlfriend.
Holy fuck.
Maybe you'd rather just eat a pissy vag instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
Muffin in Biff's hand is now in garbage. Thanks Chux!!
Nope, just won't go down on the bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Let's not all underestimate the importance of baby wipes when it comes to a clean happy anus. I find it hard to believe that there are people out there who still think that smearing crap around their asshole whith a wad of completely dry paper will actually clean them. That's fucking gross.
Dolemite's sure-fire method for a clean happy anus:
1: Wash off in the shower after you shit.
2: If a shower is not available or taking one would be currently problematic, first take a wad of TP, dampen one side, and wipe first with the damp side. Follow-up with the dry side. If it's an especially messy poop, repeat this step with a fresh wad.
3: Once the bulk of the poop has been removed, take a baby wipe and thoroughly wipe the offending area. Once the wipe is used up, throw into the bowl and repeat with a fresh wipe.
4: Repeat step 2 one last time. Your asshole should be clean as a daisy now.
Only on TNL could a "is DPing gay?" thread turning into a bathroom habit thread.You have to budget TP? Time to ask for a raise, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tones
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Originally Posted by Biff
I was helping you win the TNL Weight Contest.
I find that the "dry, wet, dry" combo works best with toilet paper and wipes, in terms of effectiveness and economy. You can repeat the wet step if it comes to that. But I think the initial dry stage helps cut down on the amount of wet wipes you tear through.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Steer clear of the shit hole.
Can't agree, my friend. I believe the initial dry pass you speak of would only smush the shit into your nooks and cranneys further. A first wet pass loosens and mositens up everything which is then more effectively picked up by the following dry pass. Then you mop up the remainder with the baby wipes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
Boy, I'm glad I already had breakfast.
Yeah, it's a bit early for poo-talk. Baby wipes are great though. I need to hit up CVS.
Where's Aurora?
LOL at you homos calling this early.
I've been up for 6 hours.
you guys are all completely insane.
This thread got better.
Pissrags and shit holes are all TNL needs.
What I hate are hillbillies who shit and put the paper in the trash, justifying it by saying that the paper stuffs up the toilet.
Maybe that's why it's called toilet paper? :rolleyes:
That...is fucking awful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Melf
How many times are we going to talk about this?
So, buttcheeks throws his toilet paper in the trash? How did I miss this gem of information the first time around?
Nothing says "Hey bitch, I have class" like a skullet and some used double ply tp in the bathroom waste basket, anime figures on the shelf, and natty lite cans in the toilet.
He does? Lol, I wasn't referring to him at all. A few of the kids in my daughter's pre-k class do this, and I've taught my daughter not to.Quote:
Originally Posted by K3V
http://www.thetunaboat.com/skullet.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Biff
QFMFTQuote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Old news, we're talking about shitting and pissing now.
My bad, hamster penis.
How dare you.
BTW, don't think I don't notice the blatant homosexual metaphor in your sig. You have a hole that needs a knob inserted into it. Control your deviant urges and get that smut out of here.
I thought it was an eyeball of a robot lizard extremely close up. Funny how your mind always goes to the gayness first. gaaaay!
Well this thread got really fucking weird.
p.s. Clean your anus in the shower please.
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BTW, someone's paying very careful attention to my posts...
The first step of owning anyone is to own oneself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Not really, it was only because you had directed that older comment toward me that I remembered it.Quote:
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Is that ancient internet proverb?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
It is what you make of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shooting Love
I'm late to this thread but some comments. If I was In Capitan's position I would have fucked the ever living shit out of that dudes wife. That's me though I couldn't give 2 fucks less about some dude watching me fuck his wife.
About Anne's question, I'm gonna side with Doc, if its your GF then no. That's the kind of shit that is pretty much guaranteed to destroy most relationships. I know for me I don't like to share, be it with another man or another woman. If that's my GF then I'm the only one fucking her but that's me.
If its just some random chick or a friend then thats fine. She's free to fuck who ever she wants and if that includes me awesome.
I was almost in this sort of situation my senior year of High School. My friend and I went decided to spend a week down the shore, rented a hotel room like right on the boardwalk. We ended up becoming friends with the guys who ran one of the games by us. End of the night its me, my friend, this guy, and one of the chicks he brought with him. At the time my friend and I still spoke fairly decent Italian, turned out this guy did as well. We're sitting there talking about this chick in Italian about how all of us want to fuck her, well I guess she spoke some Italian as well cause all of a sudden she says, I want to fuck all 3 of you right now. My friend and this guy go nuts about this, me I was 18 at the time and a little weirded out by it. So while my friend and this guy discussed who was fucking what hole I decided to get some fresh air, to which the chick followed me out and sat down on the bench with me and then proceeded to pass out. we tried to wake her up but no luck, so I carried her off to his car put in the back seat and buckled her in. Chances are he probably went home and fucked her as she slept, which IMHO makes him a douche bag, but I digress.
It could be argued that if something like that ruined your relationship, then you two (or at least one of you) already had problems to begin with, esp sexually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
Agreed. Most likely a case of sexual incompatibility, as one partner is clearly more "open" than the other. Sort of a mix-up of sexual attitudes and desires, which would certainly be a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
I'm going to fully disagree with that. I don't think human nature is one of sharing, especially not a sexual partner like that. I don't know what psychologists say about human nature, but from what I've seen of it in my 29 years of life on this planet so far is that most people are not the sharing type in general. They're very much this is mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny
I think a lot of people would take the opposite view, if you're seeking out other sex partners, or other partners in general in a relationship then thats when theres a problem. Because one of you isn't providing the other person with all that they need, be it emotionally or physically.
Sure there are some people who make it work, who can go out bring in another man/woman into their bed room and its no big deal. I would say though that they are in the minority and the majority of the people it would lead to the end of the relationship.
I agree with you on many points, and I do think that you are describing many/most couples. But I disagree that taking the opportunity to experience other partners means someone in the relationship is unsatisfied in every instance. Trying something new doesn't mean you don't like what you've got now.
Yeah, I'm sure that would go over real, real, well .Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Boney
lol Did you misspell my name on purpose?
And my husband and I are comfortable in our relationship. So there.
I've known couples who were into exactly the thing AB is talking about. We also discussed it at length in a sexuality class. It's not so much about wanting new dick or strange pussy (depending on the partner, naturally). Rather, there are some people who just get off on such an arrangement (exhibitionism, voyeurism, cuckoldry, etc.) in a way that some people are predisposed to redheads, women in stripper shoes, and other such things.
I didn't say it means you don't like what you've got now, but I think to most people it would translate as either A. you're not enough and I want more, or B I'm bored with your dick/pussy and I want another one. Though personally I think there are other things that can be tried instead of fucking some one else, that's me though. I'm not saying its a bad thing and you're horrible people for doing it or anything like that. Just that for the great majority of the people out there this is a sure fire way to kill a relationship. Sure there are couples who can do this and everything is fine but again that's the minority. I think if you took your average American couple and had the man or the woman say I want to bring another man/woman into our bed room, I'd wager that with in 6 months of that happening that relationship would be over with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anne Bonny