MORTAL KOMBAT

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...28/detail.html


So my dude tells his buddy he has "his hands registered as deadly weapons" then proceeds to prove it by going Mortal Kombat on a 7 year old girl?

Awesome.

Old news is old.

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Originally Posted by Biff

So my dude tells his buddy he has "his hands registered as deadly weapons" then proceeds to prove it by going Mortal Kombat on a 7 year old girl?

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Originally Posted by Biff in fat girl thread

Uh, look at my dude's teeth. It's even imo.

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Can I be your dude, too?

Just his dude, or like his main dude? There is a difference.

I think.

To be one's (rather, Biff's) dude, you must be the main subject of the story. Being a dude has nothing to do with being well liked (or liked at all for that mater), just being represented in their recounting satisfies the conditions for being one's dude.

It's in the handbook. You didn't read it?

Who the fuck plays MK these days?

Batman, apparently.

And black teens.

Somebody out there JUST NOW recieved a hand-me-down Genesis.

You still make terrible threads, Biff.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/i...ine=1211155821