How Is Sega Staying in Business?

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Originally Posted by UrielSynthesis

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST LET YOUR DREAMS DIE?!?!

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1. Who are "you people?"

2. I'll never let the dream die. Besides, I really need closure.

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Originally Posted by squall_vb

Besides, I really need closure.

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The ending of Shenmue

Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

The ending of Shenmue

Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

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But WAI R HE POOP BANANS?

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

The ending of Shenmue

Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

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You're going to Hell for such blasphemy. Realize that now.

squall, don't judge Ryo. After all, his new career is better than stacking books or driving a forklift all day.

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Originally Posted by Biff

Locate what you know for sure is a pachinko shop.

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There are no pachinko shops that I can see in that picture.

I just don't want to think about the Quick Time Events if a sequel should happen...

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

The ending of Shenmue

Ryo finally realized that Lan Di didn't kill his dad. He looked in the mirror and realized he is the real killer. If he hadn't been such a pussy, he would have put up with more of a fight instead of having his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Nozomi also came to the realization that Ryo is a closet fag and dumped his sorry ass for Johnny Cage.

Ryo, being rejected by his girlfriend and unable to master the skills necessary to beat Lan Di, decided to become a male porn star in the Japanese porn industry. He became quite famous later on when he exclusively did gay midget bestiality porn.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

There are no pachinko shops that I can see in that picture.

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Thanks for proving my point.

What exactly was your point?