The Quest

obviously Pussy flavored Lays has a nice ring to it.


also: doritos is doing this shit again. Apparently this time some asshole's gonna get $100,000.

http://doritosthequest.com/

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Can the labels be changed to 'rocket nigger' again?

Apparently the mystery flavor is actually Mountain Dew. :wtf:

Then why did they use sodium diacetate (the vinegar in salt & vinegar)?

It'd be great if they, you know, just didn't release a variety that they couldn't sell on its own merits.

But I don't enjoy corn chips. Can we add SunChips to the poll?

What's a Sun Chip, wheat?

I'm thinking pussy flavored salsa.

the only Doritos i can stomach are Cool Ranch.

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The chips sound shitty tasting, but the viral campaign surrounding the chips was pretty fucking awesome.

obviously just a mouth, but i can card you 15 times if you really want.

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Does that earn a card?

pussy flavored shrimp chips would work better than either one.

Quest Doritos taste like lime asshole to me.

Also, Potato chips since they stick with you for a while, and everyone likes a good tasting pussy to last a while.

I can also see this working for virgins trying to impress their friends, "Hey dude, guess what I just did? Let's play 'guess that smell!'"

I must confess: Doritos X-14 cheeseburger chips were the tastiest things on earth.


I miss them so much :(

They were good. They shouldn't have done the whole promotion and sacked up and slapped a burger graphic on the bag.

Yeah, I think the mystery flavor gimmick tends to do more harm than good.

Marketing people in companies like this are incredibly stupid. You have no idea.

Hey guy's whats going on.