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The alleged reason for the teenager jumping the 2 six-foot fences and entering the restricted area was to retrieve a hat...
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The alleged reason for the teenager jumping the 2 six-foot fences and entering the restricted area was to retrieve a hat...
heads up.
...I wonder how many times it flipped.
Now he doesn't even need his hat. Christ that's scary though, though it was the kids fault, and who wears a hat while on a roller coaster any way?
the same who jumps two fences to retrieve it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand
that dumb kid doesn't have a reasonable head on his shoulders
The kid really lost his head.
More flags, more fun
The thought of getting killed on a ride is the most terrifying thing ever.
Thankfully, dude was just being stupid.
Yeah, that dying on a ride thing is horrific to me. I'm glad this is just a stupid ass kid.
Why the hell did he think that was a good idea?
Holy Batman!
Darwin at his finest.
This is what happens when you don't have a good head on your shoulders.
He'll never get ahead in life.
I was supposed to go to Six Flags today.
I wish I went and saw this
That's not a head joke.
He'll never get to the head of the class.
Maybe the article gave him the head's up to not go.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
He's not ahead of the game.
Attachment 37652Quote:
Originally Posted by brand
Seven Flags now.
Makes me want to head off to Six Flags
*waits for a Batman prep-time joke*
Seriously, he could have waited for the ride to end and an attendant might have been able to help him out.
Since it was the Batman ride, someone might have kicked his head right off. That would be badass.
It must have been a real nice hat.
I wish more people did this. Seriously.
This happened at a similarly-designed coaster at the Jersey shore called the Noreaster some years back. It was awesome because after that I could ride it like 4 times in a row with no line.This is exactly correct, if it's anything like the Noreaster incidentQuote:
Originally Posted by stormy
My dad lost his hat on The Kumba at Busch Gardens in Tampa. He remained calm and didn't lose his head over it. Then we found it when we were about to head back to the line so we could ride again. There weren't many people so we could go right to the head of the line. It's a good thing he kept a cool head about it. If it had been behind the fence, we might have been the newspaper headline the next day.
All of the other jokes were funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
This was painful to read.
Should have stopped there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
Maybe he's making fun of people filing in line to make obvious jokes.
WAIT WAIT
It was to DIE for. Eh? Eh?Quote:
It must have been a real nice hat.
haha that happened to me once- I lost my hat and I just asked the guy running the ride if he could go get it for me. he did, and I didn't die.
He gave head to the ride.
Seriously. I can't believe more heads aren't rolling over this!
Horrible fucking puns, all of you, you should all hang your head in shame.
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere-
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1214775917
James
...is he ok?
I learned not to do stuff like that in safety school. Head of the class.
we're just having some fun, don't lose your head over itQuote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Seriously, you all need to have your heads examined.Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Those coasters always take photos while you're riding them, wonder if he has his hat on in his photo.
That photo would be one hell of a head shot.
you guys are all heading straight to hell
I can't take these puns anymore. It's giving me a headache!
A good way to relieve headaches is to get your girl to give you some head.
I guess his love for that hat was like a rollercoaster baby, baby.
This thread is shoulders above the rest.
he couldn't shoulder the loss of that hat
I'm not that far ahead of the master plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by rezo
this thread is killing me - i'm laughing my head off!
I've been laughing so hard I'm getting light headed.
You guys need to knock this shit off...your shoulders.
Good. One less Baptitst.
I knew we should have quit while we were ahead.
I hate stories like this. I mean, it was a really, REALLY dumb thing to do, but still, someone died over it.
don't start butting heads with peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
Talk about foot in mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joust Williams
Head head head
This thread seems to have made MarkRyan hot-headed.
Come on now, don't let your heart get in the way of your head.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
I mean, you saw how well it worked out for that kid.
Beating the head of a horse?
That poor kid should of read the posted danger signs before heading in.
I know decapitation is a bit harsh, but sometimes it's the only way teenagers will learn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
I head off to work and suddenly this thread explodes.
fixedQuote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
He won't be doing it again, that's for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
r.i.p
rest in pieces indeed
See also:
Sepultura - R.I.P. (Rest In Pain)
You Wake Up Lying On Wet Ground
Worms Corrode Your Flesh
Pick Up Your Own Eyes
Watch Your Septic End
To Shout At Someone And Not Be Heard
The Silence Supports The Paranoia
To Die Crying, This Is My Fate
The Life I Choose
Schizophrenia
Paranoia
Insane Death
Rest In Pain
way to ruin a good string of puns.
The kid won't be the head cheese of his bible study.
You can look to the left and
Look to the right
But you will live in danger tonite
When the enemy comes he will
Never be heard
He'll blow your mind and not say a word
Blinding lights--flashing colors
Sleepless nights
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
The power-mad freaks who are
Ruling the earth
Will show how little they think you're worth
With animal lust they'll
Devour your life
And slice your word to bits like a knife
One last day burning hell fire
You're blown away
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Know what it's like
When you're taken for granted
There goes your life
It's so underhanded
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
Quoting Judas Priest is normally the best thing you can possibly do ever in life, but just not for this thread.
Why? I'm head over heels for it!
My head is spinning after reading Dole's post.
um, that thing is gone? : (Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
this thread is really coming to a head
This serves to remind you to always keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground.
Man, all that work and he doesn't even need the hat anymore.
edit: d'oh! scooped! a million posts ago even! :lol:
Nah, it's not gone. People were scared away from it for a while, but I'm pretty sure it's still there.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
the boy was headstrong
I hear just before the accident he told his friend he needed to hit the head after he got his hat back.
I heard his mom and dad told him they were heading over to the Batman thrill show.
Somebody send this to the head of the Darwin Awards committee.
They did and he's still laughing his head off.
I heard the Bat got 'im.
Someone should have headed this kid off.
Some pretty heady stuff going on in here.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/...08e22cdf9b.jpg
Someone should have given the kid a heads up before the coaster skull fucked him.
No hotlinking noob.
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007...ther_horse.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I was gonna head on over to K-Mart in a bit for some odds and ends. Anybody need me to pick up anything for them, like, say, a hat?
Isn't this the coaster where your feet are dangling free? What knocked this kid's head off, someone's foot?
Scissor kick, imo.
I was curious about this myself. I mean, that foot/leg must have gotten pretty fucked up too if the force was great enough to decapitate the guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
50 mph coaster + dangling feet + dumb kid looking for his hat = GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Steel-toe boots ftw.
I bet it was the Goddamn Batman, who knocked his block off.
Torso must've been like a lawn sprinkler after that. Body all running around in circles for half an hour.