OMG HE'S A CAGE FIGHTER!!!!!!
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OMG HE'S A CAGE FIGHTER!!!!!!
He owns lots of nail polish, too.
I think it might be time to start an Elkino Myths thread or something.
a what?
I thought that's what the wiki was for. Someone should update it.
agreed
Random pics from the move to Illinois (in progress)
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...dfca50633.jpeg Holbrook Arizona?
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...e742c7784.jpegSomewhere just over the New Mexico state line
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...54a1ec2b5.jpeg Sup TNL, my first snow ever.
https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...6712cfda9.jpegMorgan trying to snowball fight with Grandma.
I'll attatch later I guess, I'm just killing time until I get sleepy in the hotel room. Continental Breakfast FTW!
awesome.
Fix the first pic link. just add a ] to the end of the [img tag.
Good luck with the move, man. When I moved I was half way through Virginia when we got a rain storm. Then I lost my dresser mirror. It shattered on the highway ... like an IED.
I was 30 miles outside Barstow when the drugs started to take hold.
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car.
But Luckily I had a spotlight on top and I was able to kill the Krill.
:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
As the last of the krill hit the ground, I see a shadowy figure lurking in the distance. It gets closer and closer, then I hear it say..........."BOOM!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate
Luckily, I picked up a shield and I reach for the Gorgon Pistol and then ...
I dive for cover while quickly dodging the first rocket blast, but then without hesitation.....
A Locust pops out chainsaw ready and I am staring down the chain. I scream for help and then ...
You guys ruined it so hard.
Wait what? You are moving from SD to Illinois? u Crazy? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NGEFreek
But just as cowutopia had thought that all hope was lost and Advocate looked to be nothing more than chainsaw food. Elkino appears from the right, tackles the Locust at full speed! Giving Advocate time to get his barrings. He then looks over to Elkino and yells out......Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Holy fucking shit ... where did you come from?
To which elkino answered, "I just jumped out of that cake over there. In this cake, I show you my rape." Advocate pounced upon Elkino and quickly thrust his tongue into elkino's hot, wet, quivering mouth.
"Rape?" Advocate queried, "There will be no rape here."
Elkino reply's back with "I know Advy, you can't rape the willing" then he gently bites advocate's lip and kisses him on the nose...
whose back?
Are you guys reciting Gears of War dialogue with a TNL twist? it's really nerdy, but enjoyable to read for some stupid reason. I think my IQ just dropped 50 points.
It started as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
But now its a better story than Gears 2.
Yeah, Icarus and Timber's posts were great, then it was quickly ruined with this Gears crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
never seen itQuote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
Tell Timber to smack you for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elkino1
timber ever smacks me, i'd shit on his face next time he slept and then release a photo of him i have that he hates
BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
That's not true. We all know you're Timber's bitch.
nope, he is the wife. my little snooky bear knows his place
It's a book too. And it's great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elkino1
It's great because Hunter Thompson is a total sack of shit who did a fuckload of drugs and then wrote about it. It's pretty special.
I just checked to see if my library has it, and all three copies are reported lost. lol stoner fucks.
And I doubt he ever will. Getting this guy to watch awesome movies like that can be damn near impossible. He'll fall asleep less than a half hour in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elkino1
And there's no way in hell he'll read anything without pictures covering 90% of the page.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
who is Hunter Thompson? has he done anything aside from write that book?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
hey fuck you, i try to watch movies with you, but you don't work a manual labor job or hell any job for that matter. So sometimes i gets attacked by the sleeps when i sit for too long :bang:Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
and also you are correct, if there is no pictures I usually just skip it. I don't like a lot of letters in my books, letters piss me off
One of the most important counterculture figures of the last 100 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elkino1
oxymoron.Quote:
Originally Posted by icarusfall
/yoshi
you're mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
I love you, son.
My girl dropped in for some lovin' and dvds.
Advocate, keep your hands out of your pants!
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That's....
...just horrifying to look at.
and LOL at the TNL screenshot.
she bent over to tie her shoes, and all eight flaps of back fat were exposed. I literally threw up a little in my mouth. She has skin like a burn victim.
Dolemite is slappin' her. lol.
Good lord, is that her titty hanging out the bottom of her shirt?
i bet she posts on tnl
Wearing spandex should be outlawed for women that size. Wearing spandex is a privilege, not a right. The attire of choice for her should be a moo-moo. It's only fitting.
I was about to ask the same question. *barf*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jed
If you look closely (you know you want to), you'll see that her tits proper make up the fold above that exposed love flap; which of course sits above her lower and much larger love flap gut that goes down to about her knees.
It just hit me like a fold of fat - that woman looks like one of the fat dancers in Jabba the Hutt's lair in Return of the Jedi. You know, the one that looks like she's got 3 pairs of tits.
I'm...pretty sure thats not tit, maybe just a roll of fat trying to form it's own appendage.
lolz at having tnl on the screen.
That woman is in the wrong store.
I wonder what her cooter smells like.
banplz.
Come to Ratchester and I'll let you smell my fingers.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1229142693Quote:
Originally Posted by Netwurked
I was thinking Tuna helper.
SSJN should really just ask her out already.
I did. Her boyfriend got really mad though. He wasn't with her today, but he could stunt doubled for Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite easily.
got any more pix?
that's too easy, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Rated E
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/w/images/0/0f/Posta.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Elkino1
Hey, it's me! On the monitor, I mean. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese NameMy girl dropped in for some lovin' and dvds.
Advocate, keep your hands out of your pants!
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Partaking of my wisdom at work, eh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
Agreed, heiffers in moo-moo's, period. I had to attend a training with a 300lb plus fatty as the lead instructor, that decided to show off in some spandex. It kept me entertained though, trying to count the rolls of fat in her legs as she wobbled around.
I thought she did have three pairs of tits. Hmm.. To the internet!Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
*edit
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/st...lGargan_bg.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Wookiepedia
Yeah, I would say that's spot on.
Three random pictures to take your minds off of ugly fat chicks. Not that there's anything wrong with that... The first is my 3 mile hike to one of Long Island's only "swamps", this one is called "Maple Swamp". On another hike, I happened across a sign that still is quite mysterious to this day, and a shot of the girlfriend.
Drove home for my stepmom's family party, had a blast. No drama this year!
Stepsister and I. She looks older ;_;
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My uncle Paul grew a beard and become an amazing Santa. The little cousins and such were all really excited and too young to figure out that it was Paul.
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http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/op...20-%20show.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
WHOSE UNCLE BOB
And TNL sees my gf for the first time.
how do you get anyone attractive? You look like a neonazi.
Because my head is shaved? Grow up.
It's because I'm not a worthless piece of shit.
No, seriously, how do you get women? Do you have two dicks?
It's because I'm an attractive mother fucker who bathes regularly.
Sorry, buttcheeks. Jealousy is a vice, my friend.
I could teach you though, but i'd have to charge.
so you posted the wrong pictures? Cause the only attractive person I see in those pics has a vagina.
Whose vagina?
Rich?:td:Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
i'll say it now: nocturne is currently the best poster on TNL.
Even if he's dupe account.
So, BC, where are the fly bitches you're pulling in?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttcheeks
Oh come now. You and I and a large percent of TNL know that looks don't make that big of difference in guys getting hot girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
But be honest with yourself, you're a goofy looking mofo.
Erroneous. I'm a sexy mother fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
I honestly don't think he's goofy looking. He looks perfectly normal.
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Goofy lookin.
Japan has changed you, bob. It changed you.
Also...damn I look good in that pic.
I think you look goofy, but in an attractive way. I wouldn't have to be that drunk to hit it.
deff not normal looking, im gonna have to go with goofy also, but not like creepy goofy. more like a fun/silly goofy
you think I'd ever be stupid enough to post a picture of any girl that I'm with or have been with on this board?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
really?
In all honesty, I'm just fucking with Rich. He has this certain look that says "I put a conscious effort into this" and guys like that are normally pretty sensitive about how they look. Especially when they sport the "I have not shaved in three days" beard, every day.
I don't know Rich looks like your average normal looking guy to me.
'Cheeks, why so much lately?
You don't approach them, you wait for them to approach you. Then this is what you say:Quote:
Originally Posted by K3V
"Hey, thanks for asking me out. I'm sure you're a sweet girl, but I just couldn't afford to feed you."
In that particular picture you look like on of those people that doesn't have a chin so they grow a beard and become Eric Clapton.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I think Rich is cute in a silly way. I do have a thing for white guys in glasses though. As for guys looks and the chicks they get, I assume you guys haven't seen this website:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Pfft. Hot chicks going out with royal douchebags? Yeah right. That'll be the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go peel off a girl's panties with nice-ness. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I ask her if she's doing ok.
On topic, I don't think Rich looks goofy. He looks good, like one of those guys in Best Buy that I'd buy a computer from. Like Geek Squad chic or something. Could that chick do better? Maybe. But that girl looks like she's at about the age where you start to settle. That's when they realize all the hot guys that played football in highschool just sell insurance now and live in a trailer, and all the dorks in high school are actually dressed nice and have a decent job.
we all look the same to you, don't we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv
racist.
:tu:Quote:
Originally Posted by BerringerX
Funny thing is, try guessing the age of those girls. I'm going to venture they're between 18-24 years in age, and girls that age only really care about how "bad" a guy is. They're too immature to figure out what they really want in guy besides the superficial things like money, clothes, and looks.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Chances are that girls who pick guys like this have some mental issues, imho.
they do
Rich, just take 'cheek's backhanded compliment. He said your chick is cute. He's probably wanking it to her right now, in fact.
Were those pics taken in Baltimore?
I read this article on MSN(psuedo-science maybe?) that was talking about how girls that are on birth-control look for the hyper-masculine features in guys...aka everything these meatheads exhibit. You know, big muscles, small brain and suprsingly an ability to be unable to control ones anger or emotions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Type Ryan
I'm hot, but I didn't play football in highschool - I did drugs and ran from The Cops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seik