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With a penis.
Here is a washed out cell phone pic of my tattoo about ten seconds after it was done:
looks awesome!
Needs more Jesus.
And by Jesus, Mzo means his cock.
He'll put the Good Lord up inside of you!
Lordy, still fresh and bleeding even.
Now, it's all crusty and itchy. Itchy. Tasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hero
hey guys, my job is kind of awesome
this one's for pineapple
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ineapplesm.jpg
If bitch doesn't use that as his avatar he should die.
That's pretty badass.
lol Pineapple new avatar get!
That's too awesome. I wish you lived around here and could do that for my (beer) store. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
Speaking of your beer store, does it have a website?Quote:
Originally Posted by haohmaru
I've been asking Haoh to give me a list of beer for months to no avail. He hates money.
I think he's an IRL busy guy. He's come through for me in the past, maybe he doesn't like Mexicans?
Probably a safe bet.
Who does?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
especially the bitchy ones
Haoh mainly posts in the NHL thread. In fact, he posts there every night. Just PM him (he does reply, unless he hates you) or contact him via Facebook.
I'm offering him tons of money to supply me beer. It's on his end now and if he doesn't want it I'm sure I can use the money I save to see his mother's titties at the strip club.
Tons of Pesos isn't really that much money.
But there's hundreds of them!
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Originally Posted by Josh
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269578093Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
Really? When was this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I've probably got 500+ different beers, probably more. You're probably better off giving me a small list of what you're looking for and I can tell you if I can get it or have it.
Mexicans always make things difficult. ;)
I've been doing it on Facebook.
It's spring so you'll have to wait until the end of fall/winter. I don't do beer in these months so I can stay sexy.
Playing a show with MC Chris in June. I've known about this for ages, but it finally got announced, so I can talk about it.
This was supposed to be in the life is good thread, but I accidentally the whole phone.
I really didn't think any of that was serious. Is the "sexy" thing serious? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Ask your mom imo.
RIP. :cry:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/p...&pictureid=916Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
You should drink rum, Razor. It will completely elevate your game.
Don't you have to have game to elevate it?
I'm above game like you're above obesity.
Anyone who knows me knows I'm not above obesity :lol:
fat cocks
Better than tiny and floppy imo.
Big fat cocks can be floppy too.
White people fuck up everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
MC Chris rules.
I don't care for it, but whatever.
Not when your mom is involved!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora
My mom is a lesbian and she's dead. Not funny.
not really she's alive and lvoes t3h cocks
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269844851
Look at these gays.
People TNL Know: Firstblood is in the black hat, I'm to the right of the big guy in the back with the red hoody, TrialSword is next to me, Astroblue is next to him, Dave is Ok is next to the guy in the ghostbusters shirt, MechDeus is kneeling before dave (No homo) front row from left to right is Mzo, Soundwave, ShinMyk, Epmode.
Who is the girl on the far right
That is Dave is OK's girl (WTF, I know right?).
Epmode looks exactly how he sounds. Also, has MZO gained weight or is it just the short hair cut that makes his face look really fat. Smart move standing next to Bara, Chux. He makes everybody look small.
Bara is HUGE.
Chux isn't fat he's just full of awesome.
Motherfugga' got a an island, yo!
I heard when you land on his island... there is a sign that reads, WELCOME TO THE AWESOME! (compra una smoothie delicioso y llévate otra de igual or menor valor GRATIS!)
I go to settlement at 1. WTF REAL LIFE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Holy shit does Mzo look totally different with shorter hair.
I like how he wears a scarf for Star Fox!
Some chick at PAX was wearing a pin with Ramon's face on it.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269887191
Rest of the photos from PAX and the aquarium can be found on my facebook page if you're cool enough to be my friend.
That's actually me on that pin. No joke.
Chux is a T-800.
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs364...._4025906_n.jpg
This snake was awesome.
Indeed, your ex was pretty awesome
I shared an intimate moment with a 300 pound french-canadian korean who kept talking about fucking chux's wife in the ass
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...624_501060.jpg
He apologized so profusely about that too. lols.
I feel that dude should have a ridiculously massive sword like Kikuchiyo.
That dude kinda looks like Reno (old school TNL) with a beard.
Couple of birthday pics. That old dude owns the bar we go to all the time and he pretty much kicks ass! :)
There's a strand of hair in your cleavage, can I get it out for you?
Hey, fly tattoo AG! That's pretty slick!!
I've just been informed that it may not in fact be a hair! But I still think it is. What he says it is, is clearly visible all over those luscious globes, and much lighter.
Here I am with a few friends for a birthday dinner.
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6208017_n.jpg
Don't hang out with fleshy dudes. Makes you look like an AIDS patient.
Fleshy? What does that mean?
ones that don't have AIDS.
Comfortably overweight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Comfortably overweight? What does that mean?
Ask Mzo!
You can hide your fat in a T-shirt.
I'm fine. They're my friends and I don't care how big they get. But I'll let them know you're watching.
Way to deflect the point Twiggy!
Sorry.
I didn't know you were friends with Tay Zonday.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269982323
This was taken shortly before the new black hole that suddenly spawned and sucked in all of PAX.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269982323
It is both: weight has been gained and shorter hair does nothing to frame my fat face.
There is no excuse to be that fat.
Yes there is. McDonalds.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1269887191Quote:
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
I don't have my glasses on in the pic I posted. The world will never see the connection.
Jeopardy rules:
If Ramon and Steve-o had a kid, what would it look like?
What is your father?
Grandpa?
What is a nigger?
What is a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
A miserable little pile of secrets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Just cause she has big titties?Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
Or is the way he FIGHTS EV-RY DAY?
NO! it's probably the titties
MAN MAN MAN
Ramon is an AIDS patient.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Your mom is an AIDS patient.
That's how Ramon got it.
Good thing I bagged it up...
This is for a self portrait assignment. I was inspired by the Shave like a Man thread.
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