ActionButton's Top 25 Games of ALL TIME

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Originally Posted by NSJ! NSJ!

We are very often accused of hating every game that is ever released; this is not true. We only hate about 99% of them.

Therefore, as something of a massive insurance policy, as something to point to every time someone says we complain too much about trivial things and should just “relax” because these are “games” are you’re supposed to have “fun” when you play them, we have compiled this thorough list of what we consider to be the twenty-five best games of all-time, and written monstrously long reviews of all twenty-five of those games. Since we’d get a baffling amount of hate mail accusing us of being nazi vegetarian hippie assholes if we put up all twenty-five reviews at once (since the mere act of the text existing indisputably = us forcing you at gunpoint to read every word and like it), we’re going to put the reviews up three at a time, twice a week, until we’re finished. And trust us, you’ll know when we’re finished.

The only reason why I'm even making a thread about this is because these guys Tim Rogers are probably more jaded and crazy than even we. I'm expecting some of the most bizarre entries in this list, and they certainly haven't disappointed in just the beginning...

25. Castlevania Bloodlines
24. Spartan: Total Warrior
23. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G

This'll be fun to follow.

Updated List:
25. Castlevania Bloodlines
24. Spartan: Total Warrior
23. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G
22. Secret of Evermore
21. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride
20. Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter
19. The Lost Vikings
18. Metroid Prime
17. Winning Eleven 7
16. Outrun 2
15. Doom
14. Ikaruga
14. Bangai-O Spirits (The Alternate 14)
13. Panzer Dragoon Zwei
12. Katamari Damacy
11. Shadow of the Colossus
10. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
9. Chrono Trigger
8. Cave Story (Doukutsu Monogatari)
7. Street Fighter III: Third Strike
6. Gears of War
5. Pac-Man: Championship Edition
4. Mother 3
3. Half Life 2
2. Super Mario Bros. 3
1. IS ABSOLUTELY NOT Metal Gear Solid 4 HAHHAHHHAHAH

Why must you give him attention?

Because this is more entertaining than any of the awful, predictable IGN, EGM, or GameSpot lists.

I'm entirely unable to tell if that site is satire or if Tim Rogers really is that retarded.

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Originally Posted by Tim Rogers

Castlevania: Bloodlines is the best Castlevania game, and the best side-scrolling “beat-em-up” action game in history, if we had to pick right this moment.

LOL. I guess that means this list won't have many side-scrollers if this is ranked #25.

Only 3 in and it's already hilariously awful. That's actually sort of impressive.

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Originally Posted by bVork

I'm entirely unable to tell if that site is satire or if Tim Rogers really is that retarded.

I don't think he knows if he's being sarcastic or not anymore. I can't get enough of this shit, though.

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24. Spartan: Total Warrior

You would think they hadn't actually played a good hack and slash before.

These writers are EXPERT hacks. Don't know about the slashing, though.

I see what you did there