Waxing the Dolphin at Work

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Originally Posted by Biff

I use to fuck a girl that worked in a video store in the middle of nowhere in highschool. Seriously they would get like 5 customers a day, but one would ALWAYS come in when I was doing the deed, assholes. However, free movies + free hershey's ice cream = happy Biff for 9 months (a high school record for me)

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Benefit of running a Software Etc in the mall at 16, you can bang your gf half the night around the store and in the backroom once the gate is down while getting paid.

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I've jerked off at work before. I have also fucked at work.

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Not surprised by this news, but can also concur.

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Originally Posted by Thief Silver

I have had a girl go down on me at her work place, that was awesome. And vice versa. No shame in the game.

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No.
No you haven't.

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Originally Posted by Biff

I use to fuck a girl that worked in a video store in the middle of nowhere in highschool. Seriously they would get like 5 customers a day, but one would ALWAYS come in when I was doing the deed, assholes. However, free movies + free hershey's ice cream = happy Biff for 9 months (a high school record for me)

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Sex at work is like a cigarette, it's a signal for every bodunk assmonkey mortherfucker to come in and bother you for 20 minutes about nothing while you think about murdering them for not letting you have what you wanted.

hahahaha omg, so true.

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No.
No you haven't.

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Believe what you will.

You work here, don't you.

Boy do I wish!

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Originally Posted by K3V

You work here, don't you.

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LOL!!

The thought of thief going down on an Iron Privacy fence is ...disturbing to say the least.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

? - and yet you'd give someone a promotion for fucking at work? You're an idiot...

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fuckin' jack off (no pun intended)
let me break it down for your slow ass...

Fucking at work (not getting caught) = cool

Fucking at work (and getting caught) = sucks, but still cool for whoever is fucking.

Jerking off at work (in private, not getting caught) = sad, but hey... gotta do what you gotta do.)

Jerking off at work (out in the open to a porn site) = sad and fucked up to the rest of the company who NOW can't surf porn when bored because of some dip shit who couldn't take it to the bathroom.)

Hope that helped clear things up for ya. :bang:

p.s. also, in case you were that dumb... I don't really think people should be promoted for fucking at work. A sense of humor is needed for internet forums... try working on yours.

Man, let me tell you guys, when some noob named Jason mentioned people should get promoted for fucking at work, I laughed SO hard.Where does this guy get his stuff?

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Originally Posted by Jason

sad and fucked up to the rest of the company who NOW can't surf porn when bored because of some dip shit who couldn't take it to the bathroom.)

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riiight. Well, once you get a job you'll realize that no one surfs porn at work unless they have some issues, hence the term we use around here NSFW. But by all means, when you finally get a job, and get bored, fire up that porn. Im sure you're fellow co-workers will love pulling up that slack for you while you're busy fantasizing about being the second girl with one cup.

Well you could either get paid to waste time locking down the network, or you could fire the guy, not pay anyone for a week or two and find someone to do his job for for 90% of what he was paid.
Or just have him train his own replacement that is promoted from within.
/capitalism.

Don't lock down the network, fire his ass. Or just lock him out of the internet.