This guy fucked a park bench and got his dick stuck. Retard...
Here is a video. lol China.
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Thief?
Ultimate cock ring.
or
Biggest dick in China?
No morning wood jokes? for the best I guess.
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Originally Posted by Josh
He must have been listening to 88mph! "you look so comfy, I want to fuck you" :lol:
Maybe losing his penis would have been good for mankind - one less idiot capable of reproducing.
^ tight pants also work well for this reason.
I've been plenty horny in my day, but never enough to think "Damn, that bench is really asking for it."
The original title was "Bench Fucker" btw...
maybe thief's fence and that guy's bench should try and fuck. hardcore metal on metal action.