X marks the spot

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Originally Posted by Elkino1

whenever i fucked up, which was usually really big, my dad hit me. nothing crazy or abusive like, but it put me in my place and I realized I was wrong. I turned out quite well and I love both my parents very much and I'm not mad at them or anything for it.

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IBTN

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Fuck new age parenting, ths is why we now have goths. I'll tell you what, if my kid ever came home with black fingernails, the "fuck life" attitude, and makeup on I'd bust his ass until he had a reason to be emo.

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Originally Posted by Biff

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

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My dad's favorite line ... "Wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about."

I mean I don't condone going all Roy Jones Jr on your 4 year old or anything, but if the kid is pissing on your car a simple "NO TONY" will not due.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

The thing about unusual punishment is that you have to be careful not to fucking scar the kid for the rest of his life. A friend of a friend's parent's gave him a shit load of coal for Christmas one year as punishment and he never forgave his parents, and he never enjoyed Christmas after that. So gg.

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If I ever have kids, I hope I can have the same soul-shattering effect on them as your friend's friend's parents.

Just being forced to hang around you will crush their confidence, so you're all set.

I can't wait for the day your daughter comes complaining to mom about you fucking all of her 17 year old friends.

As I read that, I can so see it happening it's ridiculous.

Mom, tell dad to fucking stop fucking Tina, he's an asshole.

Honey, don't use the word "fuck" in this house, you know how your dad is.

Woman, where are my scrambled eggs? Make a second plate for Tina, she'll be up in a minute


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Jesus, all I see in my head is a mexican version of the brady bunch with lots of butt sex and tacos.

Wait a minute, I want prime 17 year old tight teeny girl buttsex and tacos, you asshole....

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Originally Posted by Biff

I'll tell you what, if my kid ever came home with black fingernails, the "fuck life" attitude, and makeup on I'd bust his ass until he had a reason to be emo.

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So you'd act just like the dick-head jocks at school he hates. Awesome.



I still paint my nails from time to time.

Hey, you are allowed to disagree my friend, but this is how I raise my child.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

My dad's favorite line ... "Wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about."

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Dude!! same here, I still fucking hate that line to this day! every time i would hear it all I could think was "dude I'm already crying, why would I want a reason to cry even more?" lol! ah parenting, gotta love it!